Justice League
2001
Superman: I once thought I could protect the world by myself, but I was wrong. Working together, we saved the planet and I believe that is we stayed together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice. The Flash: What, like a bunch of Superfriends? Superman: More like a Justice League.
Batman: I'm not really a people person. But when you need help, and you will, call me.
J'onn J'onzz: My family and loved ones are long gone... I am the last of my kind. Superman: I know the feeling.
The Flash: Hey cookie. Hawkgirl: One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp.
The Flash: If the ring doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Superman: (referring to Batman) Don't take it personally J'onn, he doesn't trust anyone. J'onn J'onzz: A wise policy.
The Flash: I thought you were busy with an earthquake? Superman: It was just a 4.0.
Joker: And people say I'M crazy.
Hawkgirl: (waiting for John outside his "training" room) She's got a bit of an edge to her. Green Lantern: You're kidding, right? Hawkgirl: (pushes off the wall) Just an observation. Green Lantern: It's like she thinks I'm still a raw recruit. Hawkgirl: (starts to walk away) We tend to cling to images of people from when we knew them best, (looks over her shoulder at him) Hawkgirl: forgetting that they do change. Green Lantern: (follows her) OK. So, as someone who knows John Stewart in the here and now, how would you handle me? Hawkgirl: (stands in front of him) As a friend and equal, I'd say get in there and try again. (waves her fist under his nose) Hawkgirl: Or I'll knock you into next Tuesday. Green Lantern: Somehow I fail to see the difference in your approach. Hawkgirl: Oh there's a difference. (puts her hands on his shoulders and leans against his chest) Hawkgirl: You just haven't figured it out yet. (puts her face right in front of his) Hawkgirl: Now get back in there. (she turns him around, then slaps his butt)
Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the super villain.
The Flash: Picture it. The sun, the sea, hundreds of women just like her running around, and me, the first man they've seen in... oh, maybe forever? Oh, and look what I brought. Ice Mochas for everyone. Sweet.
J'onn J'onzz: I fail to see the attraction.
The Flash: Man, you really are from Mars.
Hawkgirl: That's fast. The Flash: Yeah, fastest man alive. Hawkgirl: Which might explain why you can't get a date.
(Speaking of a dirty magazine) The Flash: I only read it for the articles.
Wonder Woman: Mankind may be facing it's final hour mother. Queen Hippolyta: Then mankind will have to face it alone. Wonder Woman: How can you say that? Queen Hippolyta: What happens beyond our shores is none of our concern. Here, the gods protect us.
Hawkgirl: So, you fight crime AND bake cookies. How do you do it?
Green Lantern: Who's the rookie in the tiara? Superman: I have no idea.
The Flash: That's it. I officially want to go home.
The Flash: Where have you been all my life? Wonder Woman: Themyscira. The Flash: Where? Hawkgirl: The home of the Amazons. I always thought it was a myth. Wonder Woman: I assure you, it's as real as the ground on which we stand.
Wonder Woman: I am Diana. Princess of the Amazons. The Flash: Somebody pinch me. (Superman elbows him in the ribs) The Flash: Ow.
Joker: How did you get free? Batman: I could have escaped from that trap at any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you, clown.
Hawkgirl: This isn't going to be easy. Wonder Woman: When is it ever?
Green Lantern: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight; let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
J'onn J'onzz: You, me, Wonder Woman, Superman... all of us are orphans, exiles. Hawkgirl: Maybe we should call ourselves the 'Just Us' League.
Brainiac: You tricked me. Used me. Darkseid: It's what I do.
Hawkgirl: What about the others? J'onn J'onzz: Superman is handling an earthquake. Wonder Woman is on another case. And Batman would only say that he's busy.
Superman: Any minute now Brainiac will explode. And guess what - you're going with him. (Darkseid reaches for his Boom-Tube generator, but Superman destroys it with his heat vision) Superman: No, Darkseid, to get off this rock, you'll have to go through me. Darkseid: You really are a glutton for punishment. Time and again I've beaten you, humbled you. What makes you think today's outcome will be any different? Superman: Because this time, I won't stop until you're just a greasy smear on my fist. Let's go.
Superman: (to Batman) You know something, Bruce, you're not always right.
The Flash: Dibs on the Amazon.
The Flash: What were you working on? J'onn J'onzz: Nothing. I was taking a nap.
Hawkgirl: Lights out.
Green Lantern: Good bluff. Hawkgirl: Who was bluffing?
Batman: Don't worry I'm used to late hours.
Batman: My brain is not a nice place to be.
Batman: ... I never give up.
Ultra-Humanite: You'll be happy to know, Flash, that your words - jejune though they were - did not fall on deaf ears. I appreciate the sentiment behind them and therefore call a truce in honor of the season. The Flash: Seriously? Ultra-Humanite: You'll have the toy to give to your young friends. I'm improving it, too. The Flash: (suspicious) It's not gonna blow up or anything? Ultra-Humanite: (puh-leeze) Flash. It IS Christmas.
(a new timeline exists in which Wayne's parents were killed by Vandal Savage, and he leads the rebellion against Savage) J'onn J'onzz: You understand that if we do change the past, you, this version of you, will never have existed? Resistance Leader Bruce Wayne: (pause) *Nothing* would make me happier.
Wonder Woman: Mr Terrific can fill in. He's smart enough to do monitor duty and the Sunday Times crossword puzzle at the same time. Mr Terrific: Go ahead, J'onn - I'm already finished with the crossword. Green Arrow: You did it in ink again, didn't you?
Hawkgirl: I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at you. Exactly. I just... I've got the worst taste in men. Carter Hall: I'm serious, Shayera. Hawkgirl: I know you are. And I'm in a lost Egyptian tomb with my stalker. The worst part is I'm going to have to listen to John and Batman saying "I told you so."
(Batman, presumed to be unconscious, has caught the hand of a paramedic reaching for his mask) Batman: Don't even think about it.
Warlord: Deimos! You and me, pal. Deimos: (casually) Morgan. I was hoping to kill you today.
Stargirl: Geez, you call that an army? Warlord: Most of these folks have lost everything to Deimos, so, you know, feel free to dump on them.
(GA just cut himself out of a block of ice) Green Arrow: And Black Canary said a buzzsaw arrow was self-indulgent.
Solomon Grundy: Birdnose helps Grundy? But Birdnose and her friends hate Grundy! Hawkgirl: Grundy help Birdnose, Birdnose help Grundy, okay? Excuse me. Hawkgirl smash.
Stargirl: Ugh, my dad. Supergirl: I know - Superman tried to keep me on the farm. Made me hide there for three years. Stargirl: Big deal. I've still got a curfew. Enough cosmic energy to trash a city and I can't stay out past ten. Supergirl: Three years. On a farm. In Kansas.
Supergirl Fan: Don't you talk about Supergirl! Supergirl can nail you with her eyes! Stargirl: Big whoop - my stepdad here is a Mecha. Supergirl Fan: Ha! Mecha is *so* last year.
Hawkgirl: Aliens? Well, then he must be a lunatic because we know there's no life on other planets. Batman: There's more. Hawkgirl: What? Batman: Our Mr Hall spends quite bit of time on the Internet. Hawkgirl: Dang, lock him up! Batman: He frequents the "I Hate Hawkgirl" boards. Hawkgirl: That doesn't mean... "boards"? How many are there? Batman: Fifty-seven. Web rings. Unaffiliated sites number in the hundreds... Hawkgirl: Forget I asked!
Lorder Batman: What are you hiding for? Batman: I do my best work in the dark. Lorder Batman: I used to think that, too. But what have you ever accomplished from there? Besides from scaring a few punks half to death and putting a few more in jail. Batman: It all adds up. Lorder Batman: Not fast enough. If you really want to make a difference, want to change the system instead of just patching it, you've got to step into the sunlight. Take over, like we did.
Lorder Batman: Think about it - a world where there's no crimes. No victims. No pain. Batman: And no choice! Who elected you, anyway? Lorder Batman: Who elected *you*? The problem with democracy is, it doesn't keep you very safe. Batman: It has other virtues. But you seem to have forgotten that. Lorder Batman: *I* didn't forget! I just chose peace and security instead. Batman: You grabbed power! Lorder Batman: And with that power, we've made a world where no eight-year-old boy will ever lose his parents because of some punk with a gun! Batman: (pauses, then drops his batarang) You win.
Lex Luthor: (after beating up the Question, who thinks that Luthor might be targeted for assassination by Superman due to his Presidential campaign) President? Do you have any idea how much power I'd have to give up to be president? (standing over the Question) That's right, conspiracy buff. I spent $75 million on a fake presidential campaign just to tick Superman off.
the Batman: We sent the Lantern for you because you never gave us an answer. Green Arrow: Come on, I don't belong up here, fighting monsters and supervillians. I just help the little guy and a big club like this, you tend to forget all about him. So, gee whiz, I'm flattered to be asked and all, but no thanks. the Batman: Suit yourself. You know those monsters you don't fight? They tend to step on little guys.
Dr Destiny: (attempting to read Batman's mind) What's that stupid song you keep humming? the Batman: It's what's keeping you out, Johnny.
(a large creature rises behind The Atom) The Atom: (turning) He's bigger than my car now, Katie. Personally, I blame you. Katie: What? How is it my fault? The Atom: Because then it would be my fault. And that's not right, I'm a professor. (the Atom swings onto the creature's back, opens a panel and pulls out wires, causing the creature to fall) Katie: Professor? Ray! The Atom: I'm going to lay here for a while, Katie. I'm old now, and I get tired
Green Arrow: Is that a containment suit? Captain Atom: Mmm-hm. I'm not flesh and blood anymore, just living energy. Green Arrow: That wouldn't be nuclear energy, would it? Captain Atom: With a name like "Captain Atom," what do you think? Green Arrow: (Disgusted) I think you're what I marched against back in college.
Young Wonder Woman: I guess I'll go with Clark. Unless I should go with you. (Meaning Batman) Young Batman: Whatever. Young Superman: I'm fine to go with Diana Young Green Lantern: So Bruce and I are good to go? Young Wonder Woman: I changed my mind. I'll go with Bruce and John can go with Clark. Young Batman: (Getting annoyed) What*ever*. (They take off) Young Superman: What's with them? Young Green Lantern: Man, for someone with like, fifty different kinds of vision, you are so blind. Young Superman: (Still confused) What?
Wonder Woman: (after being turned back into an adult) Circumstances aside, it was kind of... enjoyable to be a kid again. Batman: I haven't been a kid since I was eight years old.
Bartholomew Aloysius Lash: (Introducing himself) Bartholomew Aloysius Lash, at your service. My friends call me Bat. Bat Lash.
Bruce Wayne: Surprised to see me? Batman: A little. I'm more surprised I lived so long. Terry McGinnis: Batman, Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne, Batman. Or have you met? Batman, Bruce Wayne: (At the same time) Not now! Terry McGinnis: Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?
Green Lantern: Diana's carrying a grudge. Batman: She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything? Green Lantern: What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now. (pause) Green Lantern: I'm very happy. (pause) Batman: (Unconvinced) Uh-huh
Wonder Woman: (referring to Batman's secret identity as Bruce Wayne) You know we never got to finish that dance. Batman: I don't know what you're talking about. Wonder Woman: If you say so...
(while meeting with the Justice Lords, the Justice League counterparts from another dimension) Batman: Have you read his mind yet? J'onn J'onzz: Martians don't do that to one another. Batman: Can't... or won't? J'onn J'onzz: Both.
The Flash: Did you miss me? Green Lantern: Like a toothache!
The Flash: So you're not a boy scout after all. Superman: Never made it past my first merit badge.
J'onn J'onzz: Hello, Mr and Mrs Kent... I'm a Martian. Pa Kent: Well come on in! We're no strangers to aliens in this house!
Amazo: You don't have any powers. the Batman: I have this. (holds up Kryptonite; Amazo buckles) the Batman: It's a package deal. You get our strengths, you get our weaknesses.
(Clark Kent examines his Christmas presents) Clark Kent: Lead...
Pa Kent: We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek. Clark Kent: (Clark looks momentarily confused) You mean *Santa* wrapped them. Ma Kent: Oh, of course, dear.
Batman: Who are you working for? Kasnian Agent: (subtitled) You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could. Batman: (subtitled) I can... and you will.
Supergirl: So, aren't you going to give me the "You did good" speech? Green Lantern: You're headstrong, unprofessional, and reckless. If you ever jeopardize yourself or your teammates again by running off half-cocked without a battle plan, I will personally see you're kicked out of the League. I don't care who your cousin is. And incidentally... you did good.
(speaking to Terry McGinnis about his origin) Amanda Waller: Bruce's DNA was easy enough to obtain. He left it all over town. (Terry raises eyebrow) Not remotely what I meant.
The Flash: (about to start defending John Stewart in court) But before I begin, I'd like to talk a little about... uh... habeus corpus. Yeah, habeus corpus! And ipso... facto! Yeah, and Phi Beta Kappa!
Superman: What are you talking about? Humanity doesn't need protection from us. Professor Emil Hamilton: I used to believe that. I thought you were a guardian angel come to answer our prayers. But Lucifer was an angel too, wasn't he?
Green Arrow: You remember what we did yesterday? We saved the world - again. You don't think that has any value, well think again, pal. The Justice League goes on, with or without you. Look, nobody can question your service or commitment to making things better. If you're quitting because you think you've already done your fair share, we'll throw you a parade. But if you're quitting because it's easier then continuing the fight, then you're not the heroes we all thought you were. The world needs the Justice League . . . and the Justice League needs you, Superman.
Katma Tui: (warning John Stewart) Or you can learn to live with your emerald impotence? (Flash walks by at the end of the sentence) The Flash: Impotence? (John and Katma glare at him) The Flash: Right... I was just going over there. (speeds off)
Alternate Flash/Brainiac: Slacker! Child! Clown! We have no place here among the world's greatest heroes. The Flash: Says you! I got a seat at the big conference table. I'm gonna paint my logo on it!
Dr Moon: Tell me what you know. The Question: (babbling) The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
The Flash: (trying to fly the Javelin) "Flash, take the controls." But does anyone ask if I know how?
Wonder Woman: (trying to think of something to say to her mother after her long absence) Gone, mother? I didn't go anywhere. I was in my room... alone... for eight months...
Lobo: Brave talk for a dead man Kalibak: I'm not dead yet. Lobo: You're right - my watch is about 10 seconds fast.
Perfume Saleswoman: (showing Wonder Woman perfume) Wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick. Wonder Woman: I don't need a stick.
(inside the Batcave) The Flash: Hey, that's a giant dinosaur! Alfred Pennyworth: And I thought Batman was the detective.
Superman: You don't seem like the self-help type. Vandal Savage: I've had a lot of time to read. I've got issues, what with my destroying the Earth and all.
Solomon Grundy: If stupid fishman tries to trick Grundy, Grundy will crush. Aquaman: Charming.
Hawkgirl: Who wants to live in a world without men? Wonder Woman: They can't possibly be that essential to your life. Hawkgirl: Don't knock it until you've tried it, Princess.
The Shade: Lex Luthor. Well, well - the plot thins.
(Batman has just seen through Clayface's over-urban impression of the Flash) Clayface: What gave me away? Batman: You overplayed your part, "yo."
The Flash: Say no more. Batman: I wasn't intending to.
Volcana: You think this could hold me? Green Lantern: Knock yourself out.
(Solomon Grundy is dying) Solomon Grundy: Grundy thinks he is going away now. Hawkgirl: No, just hang on! Solomon Grundy: Do you think Grundy's soul is waiting for him? Hawkgirl: Grundy, I don't believe... (Hawkgirl pauses and looks into Grundy's eyes) Hawkgirl: (With tears in her eyes) Yes. It's waiting for you. Solomon Grundy: Then, Grundy gets his reward.
Green Arrow: This whole trip might just prove the kid shouldn't eat nachos before bed. The Question: Peanut butter sandwiches. Supergirl, Tea: How did - What, do you go through my trash? The Question: Please. (pause) The Question: I go through *everyone's* trash.
(five League members - Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Etrigan - have been reduced to children by Morgan LeFay. Etrigan, now a diaper-wearing infant, randomly attacks people with his fire breath until Wonder Woman wisely picks him up and burps him. Etrigan is now peaceful and content) Young Wonder Woman: See? That's all he needed. Young Green Lantern: (sniffs the air) Wuff. That's not all he needed. Young Batman: Now *that's* a job for Superman.
(League members have been reduced to children by Morgan LeFay. Wonder Woman, appearing more mature than her male counterparts, begins giving orders) Young Green Lantern: Your girlfriend sure is bossy. Young Batman: (Whines) Shut up!
The Flash: (the League is forced to travel in street clothes to avoid detection by the Thangarians) Hold on a second here. What about the whole secret identity thing? I mean, I trust you guys but I'm not sure I'm ready to... Batman: Wally West, Clark Kent... (removes his mask) Bruce Wayne. The Flash: Show off.
Mongul: Happy Birthday Kryptonian, I give you Oblivion! Superman: (His eyes turn red) Burn!
Green Lantern: (after Hawkgirl has resigned from the Justice League) Was it all a lie? Hawkgirl: (Turns around and looks at him, tears in her eyes) I love you John. I never lied about that. (She turns and flys off) Green Lantern: Wait! (It's too late, she's gone) I love you too. (He silently starts to cry)
(it's Superman's birthday; Batman shows Wonder Woman his gift - it's just an envelope) Wonder Woman: Bruce, you didn't get him a gift certificate, did you? Batman: No! (pause) Cash.
Cop: How do you take your coffee? The Flash: With cream and 37 sugars (pause) What? I'm not kidding!
(Batman and Wonder Woman are on a rooftop on stakeout. Wonder Woman notices some loving couples coming out of a nearby club) Wonder Woman: Don't you ever wish you were down there? Batman: I'm down there all I need to be. Wonder Woman: Yes, but it's just a job to you. I'm talking about going down there and having some fun. Maybe... maybe with someone special. (pause) No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time. Batman: One: Dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two: You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues... lots of issues. And three: If my enemies knew I had someone special, they wouldn't rest until they'd gotten to me through her. Wonder Woman: (crushes the head of a gargoyle with her hand) Next. (an alarm sounds from an alley across the street) Batman: There! (fires his bat rope and swings away) Wonder Woman: Saved by the bell.
Circe: Impudent Trickster! How dare you strike... (table is thrown at her) Circe: ... How dare you strike... (chair is thrown at her) Circe: ... How dare you strike... (tablecloth is thrown over her head) Circe: QUIT IT!... oh no... (piano is thrown at her)
Medusa: Sea girl and me did a little time together back in the Pit of Eternal Torment. That's where they hang you by your ankles and weasles come each night to eat your fingers. They grew back the next day, but trust me, it gets old real quick.
Elongated Man: (angry at being forced to do crowd control) This is so not fair! I mean, I realize Plastic Man is in the League too. I'm not dissing the guy's skills, but c'mon! Ihave it all over that guy! One time I disguised myself as a vase. For 3 days! Booster Gold: No you didn't. Elongated Man: Okay, maybe not. Who'd want to anyway?
Elongated Man: But I'm a detective, which means I'm like Plastic Man and Batman rolled into one.
The Atom: See? I told you we'd do it! Lex Luthor: What do you mean, "we"?
Dr Fate: There was a moment there when I though John Stewart was going to attack me. Hawkgirl: Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. His bark is a lot worse than his bite.
Cheetah: My talons don't come cheap.
(the Green Lantern Corps want to destroy Amazo because they believe he destroyed Oa, but Dr Fate steps in their way) Dr Fate: Wait. Please. The android's nature has proved benign before. I believe it will again. Green Lantern: Benign? You call destroying Oa benign? (the entire Green Lantern Corps aim their power rings at Dr Fate) Green Lantern: Not even you can stand against the Green Lantern Corps. (Dr Fate steps aside)
Circe: My cousins, The Sirens, said I couldn't sing. They thought they were all that with their "charm the sailors" routine. Well, I'm showing them tonight aren't I?
Copperhead: (all adults are removed from the Earth and appear in Limbo) It was Judgement Day and we got sent to the bad place. The BAAAAAAAD place.
Batman: (while falling through the air after having to abandon his plane) I could use a little air support seeing as I can't fly... at all. (continues to fall) Now would be a good time.
Superman: You don't know Darkseid like I do. Batman: We know he used you. Humiliated you. Brainwashed you. Wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. Cry me a river! On the outside chance that this isn't another one of his schemes, we have to take action. So I suggest you GET OVER IT!
Toyman: (after Superman disappears, Wonder Woman grabs ToyMan) What are you going to do? Wonder Woman: Punch a hole in your head. The Flash: (Flash grabs Wonder Woman's arm) We don't do that. Wonder Woman: Speak for yourself. The Flash: I'm trying to speak for Superman. (Wonder Woman lets go of ToyMan. Flash lets go of Wonder Woman)
The Question: Reaching back to Ancient Egypt, there's been a single cabal of powerful individuals directing the course of human history. But the common man prefers to believe they don't exist, which aids their success. Supergirl: Global warming? Military upheavals in the third world? Actors elected to public office? Green Arrow: The spread of coffee bars? Germs outpacing antibiotics? And boy bands? Come on! Who would gain from all this? The Question: Who indeed?
The Flash: Hey, we should take a road trip! Green Lantern: What? The Flash: Think about it - two hard-travelling heroes cruising the countryside looking for America. Green Lantern: Uh, yeah, I'll let you know when my schedule frees up.
Mongul: I'd advise you to try the plasma disruptor. It's more of a woman's weapon.
Batman: Joker. I should have known you'd be in on this. Joker: Really? I must be falling into a rut. (to Luthor) You're not going to leave him like this, are you? Lex Luthor: Why? Joker: HELLO? He's still alive!
Batman: What would stop you from doing what the Lorder Superman did? Superman: There's always that kryptonite you carry around. Batman: (yelling) You don't get to joke! Not today! I just took a bullet for you.
Green Arrow: At least now I understand why you brought me along. You didn't need Green Arrow - you just needed 'green'.
Young Boy: Can I have your autograph? Booster Gold: Sure you can! (signs autograph) Young Boy: (disappointed) I thought you were Green Lantern. (walks away) Skeets: I would like your autograph, sir. Booster Gold: Shut up, Skeets.
Green Lantern: Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana? Batman: Nothing. She's a respected colleague. Green Lantern: Uh-huh. Batman: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distractions. Diana is a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she? Wonder Woman: Don't let that stop you - keep digging.
Lex Luthor: This is it. Supergirl: A barber shop? Steel: Got to hand it to you, Luthor - nobody would think to look for you here.
J'onn J'onzz: You were greatly missed, my friend. By all of us. (everyone looks to a stoic Batman) Wonder Woman: Don't let him fool you. Your death hit him as hard as it did any of us. Superman: Really? Batman: No. I never believed you were dead in the first place. Superman: I guess that's sort of a compliment.
Hawkgirl: Standard interrogation technique. I was Bad Cop. Superman: You're always bad cop.
Young Wonder Woman: (after the Justice League are transformed into eight-year-old kids, Wonder Woman tries to organise the unruly children) I promise you - we will find all your moms. And I'm going to tell!
Superman: Let's use our inside voice. (punches Thanagarian soldier)
Superman: Always have to be the hero, don't you? Batman: Right back at ya.
Green Lantern: Transistors? They weren't invented until after the war!
Guard: Where's Batman? The Flash: He's on his way. The Batmobile lost its wheel. The joker got away. The Flash: (guard glares at him) That's what I heard.
Hawkgirl: (Green Lantern destroys an android version of Hawkgirl) You enjoyed that a little too much. Green Lantern: Just letting off some steam. She broke my heart you know. (Android of Green Latern appears behind them. Hawkgirl knocks its head off with her mace) Hawkgirl: Likewise I'm sure.
Lex Luthor: (Flash disappears. Luthor chuckles) What do you know. I *did* kill him. (sees Superman) Lex Luthor: I was mistaken earlier. I think this is the part where you kill me. (Superman picks him up, holds him at arms length with eyes glowing. Long pause. Eyes stop glowing, Superman pulls Lex closer) Superman: I'm not the man who killed President Luthor. Right now, I wish to heaven I was, but I'm not.
The Flash: I think we wanted the *non* hawk people line.
(all adults are removed from the Earth and appear in Limbo) Copperhead: (panicking) It was Judgement Day and we got sent to the bad place! The *baaaaaaad* place! Green Lantern: Would you relax? We're probably just in another dimension. Copperhead: Oh. Is *that* all.
Bruce Wayne: (after finding out Terry is Bruce's son) You're a stubborn piece of work. Terry McGinnis: I take after my old man.
Batman: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes. Green Arrow: Who guards the guardsmen? We've got it covered.
J'onn J'onzz: (examining Thanagarian controls) I do not know how to operate this vehicle. The Flash: (pressing button) What's this do? (a laser blasts open a window in Wayne Manor) Batman: (through clenched teeth) That's not helping.
J'onn J'onzz: We're running out of time. I will take the information from him. The Flash: I thought you said you couldn't read their minds. J'onn J'onzz: I'll just have to try... (eyes start glowing yellow) *Harder*. (places his hands on the Thanagarian's head)
Bruce Wayne: (regarding his younger self) I can't believe I was ever that green.
Wonder Woman: And what's wrong with how I'm dressed? The Flash: (looks over at Green Lantern) Uh... you wanna handle this one?
Batman: (regarding Thanagarian plans) Ingenious. Superman: Yeah, I'm impressed. (removes glasses) Let's go wreck it.
Ares: I didn't give you the Annihilator so you could run your enemies out of town; I gave you the Annihilator so you could *annihilate* them!