Just the Ten of Us
1988
Elizabeth: I don't even know my own daughter! Wendy: Well, excuse me! Is it a crime to have phony I.D.'s?
Coach Graham T. Lubbock: This isn't like New York, where you open the door and there's hundreds of people of all sizes, shapes, and perversions!
Marie: All I meant was: here Connie has caused this family crisis and all you care about is being a tramp! Wendy: Tramp, tramp, tramp! Y'know, you say that so often, sometimes I think you really want to be one, Marie! Marie: And spend my days lusting after tall, handsome men who... strut and flex thier shapely buttocks... I think not!
Marie: Connie, you can't blame inanimate objects. I've tried!
Marie: Oh, I don't believe my ears! Cindy: Oh, maybe you should wear your hair down-- nobody'll see 'em.
Wendy: If you would just tell me what you want to hear, I would be more than happy to say it!
Elizabeth Lubbock: Marie! Don't pray in front of the TV! That's Satan's altar!
Elizabeth Lubbock: Honey, where are your sisters? Sherry Lubbock: They're at the library studying. Coach Graham T. Lubbock: The library? Sherry Lubbock: I just report the lies. I don't make them up.
Cynthia "Cindy" Lubbock: Oh no! Ovaltine and Ho Ho's! Constance "Connie" Lubbock: She'll be pregnant by sun-up!
Constance "Connie" Lubbock: Haven't you forgotten a little thing called the First Amendment? This is America. Elizabeth Lubbock: America ends at that front door. This is Lubbockland, and I'm the evil queen.
Constance "Connie" Lubbock: I'd rather shave my legs with a chainsaw.