Junior
1994
Larry: You think you're the first clown whoever woke up and said "I'm bored, I think I'll have a kid!"
(Dr Hesse has to explain why he looks so 'masculine') Dr Alex Hesse: When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.
Noah Baines: Let me shake hands with the man who would be Mom.
(Dr Reddin has found out Alex is carrying her baby) Dr Diana Reddin: Why should I be upset! You lie to me. You... STEAL from me. You engage in a utterly selfish, IMMORAL, arrogant stunt without any regard for my feelings whatsoever. What am I supposed to be, grateful? This is just SO MALE!
Dr Diana Reddin: What do you mean, what am I doing here? It's my baby, not yours! Larry: Hey. I put it in there. Dr Diana Reddin: It's MY EGG! Larry: Yeah, just 'cause your egg's in some guy doesn't make you the mother!
Dr Alex Hesse: My body. *My* choice!
Dr Diana Reddin: Do you have your own room? Dr Alex Hesse: Yes. Why? Dr Diana Reddin: Well, call me old-fashioned, but I'll be damned if I'm having a child with a man I've never even slept with.