Josie and the Pussycats
2001
Melody: The walls are mushy!
Josie McCoy: It's cool if you like it, it's okay if you don't, but decide for yourselves.
Carson Daly: If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Fiona: That's Mr Moviefone. He does all our subliminal messages.
Alexander Cabot: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here. Alexandra Cabot: I'm here because I was in the comic book. Alexander Cabot: What? Alexandra Cabot: Nothing.
Josie McCoy: Puppies grow into dogs that get old and DIE!
(to pilot) Wyatt: Put the Chevy to the levy.
Josie McCoy: Oh my god. I'm a trend pimp!
Valerie: Okay, who thinks Fiona is a complete freak? Melody: Oh my God, I'm so glad you said that, because as soon as you said her name I got this sudden chill all up my spine. Valerie: (pause) Oh, sweetie, that's cos you're sitting on the O. Melody: (stands, looks round to see her seat was against the O of the word FIONA made out of ice) Oh!
Josie McCoy: I'm nobody's pimp!
Valerie: Do ya know? Does anyone have change for a tampon?
Valerie: Does anyone have change for a tampon?
Josie McCoy: What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar?
Josie McCoy: If I could go back in time and change everything back, I would! Melody: That's really cool. If I could go back in time, I would want to meet Snoopy.
Alexander Cabot: Hey, I can't be everywhere at once! Melody: Oh, wouldn't it be cool if you could, though? I could be in here... and the living room! I could be in the bathroom and the living room!
Valerie: That's great. Even our manager wants to listen to another band.
Alexander Cabot: Gatorade is the new Snapple.
(their thoughts) Josie McCoy: Look at them all staring at us. They think I shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Valerie: Look at them all staring at Josie. They think we shouldn't be here. That's totally what they're thinking. Melody: (in song) If you're happy and you know it then you really ought to show it. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! (clap! clap!)
(Josie, Melody and Valerie listen to the song snippet they just recorded, now with subliminal messages) Melody: I want a Big Mac! Valerie: But, Mel, you're a vegetarian. Melody: I know, but suddenly I want one!
Alexandra Cabot: That's Mr Moviefone! How'd you get him on your CD? (gasp) You slept with him!
Lance: Du Jour means teamwork!
Travis: Can you tell Marco to stop doing my face?
Valerie: You messed with the wrong pussy!
Wyatt: Lithping Litha? Is it really you? Fiona: White-Ass Wally?
Fiona: How much do you weigh, Josie? Josie McCoy: Um... 118? Fiona: Ha! 115! I'm three pounds lighter then you! It's okay, though. It works for you.
Laughing Girl: Look! Skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. Josie McCoy: Did you all coordinate before you left the house, or are you just wearing the same thing by accident? Laughing Girl: At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. Melody: They're not bunny, they're leopard. And they're not stupid, they're special. We're special. Laughing Girl: Yeah... special ed.
FBI Agent Kelly: They'll never see it coming. Fiona: (under her breath) And neither will you. FBI Agent Kelly: What? Fiona: (after long pause) Huh? What? FBI Agent Kelly: I said, "They'll never see it coming," and you said, "And neither will you." Fiona: (dumbly) I did? FBI Agent Kelly: We all heard you. Fiona: Oh... what I meant was: "And neither will you guys," the teenagers. FBI Agent Kelly: Oh, okay. Fiona: (under her breath) That was close. FBI Agent Kelly: What? Fiona: Um... what I meant to say was: "That was close to being a special moment between the two of us."
Josie McCoy: Jerkin! Tretorns are the new Adidas!
Marco: Maybe if you showed Dr Zaius the proper respect, Dr Zaius would stop showing you the POO!
Melody: That's so romantic! Josie McCoy: Yeah... in a creepy, ironic sorta way!
Alexandra Cabot: Unlike you bunch of whackjobs, I am perfect just the way I am. Agent Kelly: Holy shit! That girl has a skunk on her head! (Alexandra covers her hair) Agent Kelly: Oh, that's just your hair. Sorry, but that's messed up.
Alexandra Cabot: You guys know he's lying, right? Josie McCoy: You know your fly's open? Alexandra Cabot: Well... you know you suck?
Melody: Carson says he's gonna kill me!
Josie McCoy: Valerie! Where's Val? Alexander Cabot: Whoa... return of Miss Bossy! Josie McCoy: What? Where's Mel and Val? Alexander Cabot: They're gone! Like the Jackson Five, like A Flock of Seagulls! Caw! This is good. Wanna try some? Alexandra Cabot: We heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch. Wish I had said it.
Les: Du Jour means seat belts. Du Jour means crash positions!
Alexandra Cabot: (using a fake English accent) I used to travel the continent. Fancy a snog? Wyatt: Fancy a mint?
Fiona: Oh I am starved! (eats one potato chip) I'm such a pig!
Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!
Wyatt: Sold to the young man with no future.
Alexander Cabot: (after listening to a subliminal message) I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger.