Johnny Bravo
1997
Momma: Here's your money, Susie. Thanks to you, everything is back to normal. Mongo: Or is it?
(Repeated line) Johnny Bravo: Woah, momma.
Suzy: Would you eat them with a fox? Johnny Bravo: If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.
Johnny Bravo: I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause your so fine. Your so fine you...
Johnny Bravo: But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?
Johnny Bravo: Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.
Johnny Bravo: Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.
Johnny Bravo: Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.
Johnny Bravo: Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.
Johnny Bravo: Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball.
Johnny Bravo: Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler?
Pops: Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness.
Suzy: I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record.
Johnny Bravo: I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means... (pause) Johnny Bravo: I'm hungry!
Johnny Bravo: You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry.
Pops: Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!
Johnny Bravo: Enough about me, now let's talk about... me.
Johnny Bravo: What do you think, Rubber Ducky? Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack. Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly!
Johnny Bravo: Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah!
Roy: You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus.
Johnny Bravo: (eating ice cream with a toothache) Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it!
Momma: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth. Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda. (holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses) Momma: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses. Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to.
Johnny Bravo: Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...
Kid: (shouts) Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men! (the whole store stares at Johnny) Johnny Bravo: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of! (walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter) ... TV Guide.
Jungle Boy: He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny? Johnny Bravo: Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly. Fly: It's a lie. It's a lie!
Johnny Bravo: (Johnny is running left to right down the street stopping for every person) Did you see a gorilla around here? Businessman: No. (Johnny moves on) Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here? World peace-seeking man: (in hippie raspy voice) No. Johnny Bravo: Did you see a gorilla around here? Gorgeous woman: (in flirtatious tone) No. Johnny Bravo: Did you see a. (Johnny pauses, looks back and runs backwards) Old woman: Gorilla? Johnny Bravo: Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you? (gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort) Johnny Bravo: Yeah. She wants me.