Jeopardy!

1984

Alex Trebek: President Nixon declared this holiday in June. Contestant: What is Don't Impeach Me Day!

(From a tournament for 9-to-11 year olds) Contestant: Can I ask you a question? Alex Trebek: Sure. Contestant: Will you adopt me?

Alex Trebek: (Tool Time for $200) This word for a long-handled garden implement can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken Jennings: What is a hoe? (the correct answer was 'rake')

Alex Trebek: We introduced you as a forensic toxologist. Contestant: That's right. Alex Trebek: Which means you do what, precisely? Contestant: I analyze tissues and bodily fluids for the New York State Police. Alex Trebek: I see. So you have to be dead before you do anything to me? Contestant: Yes. I'm sorry, I won't have anything to do with you while you're alive. Alex Trebek: You're not the first woman to have said that to me, believe me!

Alex Trebek: At age three, you were caught humming the "Jeopardy!" theme in your crib?

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