Jeepers Creepers

2001

Trish: The point of having a cell phone is that it works when you need it!

(after running over the Creeper) Darry: Is he dead? Trish: They never are.

Trish: You know the part in horror movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates him for it? This is it.

Darry: We have to get out of here. Trish: No, let's stay and feed the birds.

Jezelle Gay Hartman: (to Trish and Darry) You've got something it likes... one of you.

(Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house) Darry: Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on. Trish: You don't wanna get help? Darry: Help from who? Trish: Let's just use the phone. Darry: And call who? Trish: I don't know. Darry: And tell them what? Trish: I don't know! Darry: "Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"

Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone? Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.

Darry: (about his cellphone) Don't worry I have a power cord for that. Trish: Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter, THAT DOESN'T WORK!

The Cat Lady: That's not my scarecrow.

The Cat Lady: What the hell did you bring into my house?

Trish: (after being attacked) What the hell was that guy's problem? Darry: My guess? INBREEDING!

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