Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
1993
Randy: Get in the car, Steven. Steven: Why should I? Randy: I've got a gun. Steven: Fuck that, I've got a gun.
Assistant Coroner: (to Jason's body) Hey fuck! Hiya doin ya fat-ass maggoty blown-up fuck! Suck this! (gives Jason's body the finger) Suck it! You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your fuckin mask! A big old mango-sized crap!
Steven: Duke! The part about being reborn through a living woman, does it have to be a living woman? Creighton Duke: No... Steven: Duke, that thing is in the basement with Jessica's dead mother! Creighton Duke: Holy mother of God...
Security Guard #2: Say, Doc! What's the verdict? Is Jason gonna be gettin' up and walkin' around any time soon? Security Guard #1: We really nailed that fucker. Security Guard #2: He was nothing but a big old pussy anyway.
Jessica: Joey, please, just let me get the baby and we'll go. Joey B: Shut the fuck up! You're with a fucking felon! Shelby: Hey, Baby, watch the language. Joey B: Fuck you! (Jessica tries to grab the gun, causing it to misfire and hit the lights) Joey B: Now look what you fucking done! Jessica: (shouts) Give me the baby, Joey! Joey B: (shouts) Fuck you!
Robert Campbell: I'm going to say a couple of words to you and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your mind. Creighton Duke: Okay. Robert Campbell: Jason Voorhees. Creighton Duke: That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress sticking a hot dog through a doughnut.
(after witnessing Jason being blown up and the FBI thinking he's finally dead) Creighton Duke: I don't think so.
Creighton Duke: Through a Voorhees was he born... through a Voorhees may he be reborn... and only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die.
Coroner: (Into a tape recorder) My professional opinion: this guy's deader than shit. Ha ha ha ha ha. Um, strike that last comment from the record.
Creighton Duke: I'll have a Voorhees burger and a side of Jason fingers.
Sheriff Ed Landis: That's my girl you're talking about. Creighton Duke: She's only your girl 'cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
Luke: We're going to Camp Crystal Lake. Steven: Oh yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex, and getting slaughtered?