Jagged Alliance 2
1999 (VG)
Frankie 'Haywire' Gordon: Ever hear about Vlad the Impaler? Awesome dude with the spikes? He's my hero!
(Upon killing enemy) Monica 'Buns' Sondegaard: Go to sleep, creep.
(After killing a giant animal) Peter 'Wolf' Saunders: Ooooh, gotta love it!
(Upon killing enemy) Frankie "Haywire" Gordon: How do you like them apples, roadkill!
Cynthia "Fox" Guzzman: I've never been around so many horny people in all my life. Well... at least not since I left All Saints private school.
(After being hit) Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski: They hardly lay hand on me... (cough cough) ... Oh, tooth come out.
Ivan Dolvich: You do not speak Russian? Ah, I miss days when Russia was at war with everybody.
Earl "Magic" Walker: Hoo-wee... haven't smelled nuthin' that bad since the days I shared a room with my sister, man.
(Malice's answering machine) J.P. "La Malice" Viau: Hello dere. Single, white, French Canadian guy looking for married, Canadian, black, English girl dat, uh, oh, uh, bad message. Leave me somet'ing, I get it back to you.
Igmus "Iggy" Palkov: Why can't more people be like me?Hm?
Steve "Grizzly" Bornell: I don't like those oriental types. You never know what they're thinkin'.
Dr Donna "Spider" Houston: Just when you think homosapiens can't stoop any lower, you find yourself in a group like this.
Louisa "Buzz" Garnau: Let me make it clear, I hate everybody. And I mean everybody!
Keith "Blood" Hanson: Don't get me started on South Africans, Man. I wanna stay focused on the job here.
Bill "Razor" Lamont: I don't know why everyone thinks I'm psychotic, I'm not psychotic, I just have a *passion* for my job.