Jack Frost
1998/I
Rory Buck: A snowdad is better then no dad.
Jack: My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.
Charlie: You the man!!! Jack: NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!!!!
Jack: You the man! Charlie: You the man! Jack: No, I'm the Snowman!
Jack: Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!
Jack: You know, sometimes it's good having a big butt.
Jack: Whhhhrrrr. Pull your veichle over to the right. (Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right) Jack: Perfect.
Charlie: Hold on. This is really weird. I just hugged a snowman!
Jack: I am the wizard of blizzard!
Charlie: But Dad... ! Jack: But Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? I ought to make you Butt Boy. Charlie: But... Jack: (climbs into a car) Bye Butt Family!
Charlie: Mac! Mac, wake up! Chester just peed on a live snowman!