It's Like, You Know...
1999
Jennifer Grey: Critics look at actresses one of two ways: you're either bankable or boinkable.
Arthur Garment: No! He was not LITERALLY strangled with options. I'm sick of people misusing that word; how can you LITERALLY be strangled with options?
Shrug: Did you tell him about me? Robbie Graham: You mean how you lost your hair? Shrug: And... ? Robbie Graham: I'm kind of wondering about that myself. Shrug: (pause) Stress!
Jennifer Grey: I hate people who pronounce it "vunerable." And you can't correct them because they're so vulnerable.
Man on Plane: Hey, you're blocking my vision. Arthur Garment: I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were HAVING a vision.
Arthur Garment: You know, you look different somehow. Jennifer Grey: Well, you see a movie ten years ago... Arthur Garment: I saw it just recently. Jennifer Grey: ... on a small TV screen... Arthur Garment: This was a revival. Huge movie screen. Jennifer Grey: ... sitting so far back... Arthur Garment: Front row. Right up close. Jennifer Grey: NOSE JOB! Arthur Garment: Oh... Just one?