It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
1975
Mrs Chorley: Is that Hortense? Sweeney: She looks perfectly relaxed to me.
Man in parking lot: Hey, what's the big idea? This was my parking spot! Sweeney: I am sorry indeed, dear brother. We have a badly abused copy of "Lady Chatterly's Lover" that is in desperate need of an ink transfusion. I'm sure you'll understand.
Georgina: You are not fit enough to lick his boots. Sweeney: But he is fit enough to lick your husband's ass. Is that it?
Mrs Chorley: Hortense, the plates and silverware must be arranged and these young ladies are waiting. If you don't hurry up, they'll never get laid.
Mrs Chorley: My late husband always used to say... (she notices that the curtains are shut) just open them a little wider so people can see what's in between.
Mrs Chorley: As I used to say to my late husband... (she is poked with a stick) don't poke that thing at me!