Inspector Gadget

1983

Inspector Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Inspector Gadget: No, no, Penny, the chief said mansions were being burglarized.

Inspector Gadget: Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you chief? You're where? Right away.

Inspector Gadget: Wowsers!

Inspector Gadget: Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.

Inspector Gadget: This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.

Penny: Look, Uncle, there's the water fountain. Inspector Gadget: Well it looks like a water fountain... (Gets squirted in the face) Just as I expected, it's a water fountain.

Penny: Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Inspector Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.

Dr Claw: I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time! M.A.D Cat: Meeeoww!

Inspector Gadget: This message will self destruct. Don't worry, Chief, Inspector Gadget is always on duty.

Penny: Follow Uncle Gadget, Brain. Brain: Rrrrrrright!

Corporal Capeman: Dumb bike.

Dr Claw: You may have stopped my MAD robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball.

Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!

Dr Claw: Well, Mr Spectrum. Dr Spectrum: DOCTOR Spectrum! Dr Claw: DON'T TALK BACK!!!

Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Inspector Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?

(Reading a note on the door of Police HQ.) Inspector Gadget: "Closed until horrible crime is committed. Signed, The Chief."

Inspector Gadget: An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?

Inspector Gadget: All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.

Dr Claw: This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health.

Inspector Gadget: Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.

Penny: You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.

Inspector Gadget: Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.

M.A.D Prophit: That Gadget is too smart. Dr Claw: He is an idiot!!

Inspector Gadget: I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.

Inspector Gadget: I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.

Inspector Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.

Inspector Gadget: This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.

Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Inspector Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Inspector Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?

Chief Quimby: With Capeman gone, maybe you'd better come down to the station for a few days. Inspector Gadget: No thanks, Chief, I'll lock myself in the Gadget house. That way, I'll be as safe as if I were you. (Chief is blown up by the message) Chief Quimby: I wish he hadn't said that.

Penny: He's not a guy, he's my uncle.

Inspector Gadget: Go-Go Gadgetmobile!

Inspector Gadget: Go-Go Gadget copter! Go-Go Gadget 'brella! Go-Go Gadget anything! (Lands safely) Go-Go Gadget save the day again.

Corporal Capeman: I'm flying! Weeeee!

Inspector Gadget: Stupid alien.

Brain: Oils well that ends well.

(Delirious, Gadget sits on a polar bear's lap, thinking its Santa Claus) Inspector Gadget: I'd like a choo-choo train, a candy cane, an Inspector Gadget doll...

Professor Frumpkin: Please, Inspector, I wish to surrender. Nothing could be worse than your protection.

Inspector Gadget: Just what do you think you're doing?! Pleasure boating is no place on a busy river like this!

Dr.Noodleman: (to an officer) Are you a doctor? I need to see a doctor, I'm going bad, I'm remaining calm. Chief Quimby: (to Dr.Noodleman) You're under arrest, Noodleman. Dr.Noodleman: (to Quimby) Oh, thank you! Thank you! (sobs)

Penny: So this is Transylvania. Inspector Gadget: Yes, Penny, Transylvania. Home of Count Dracula and other ghosts, goblins and spooks.

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