In Her Shoes

2005

Simon Stein: Does this mean I'm your bitch?

Maggie Feller: Shoes like this should not be locked up in a closet! You should be living a life of scandal. You should be getting screwed in an alley behind a club by a billionaire while his wife waits in the car and he told her he just forgot his wallet! Rose Feller: Please tell me you just made that up.

Rose Feller: My Marsha's vagina is made of diamonds. Maggie Feller: Oh, well my Marsha's vagina is so perfect, it should be put in a museum.

Rose Feller: Did you really just say, "Fat Pig"? You are my sister... and the best you can do is "Fat Pig"?

(Rose has just caught her sister and her boyfriend in bed together) Rose Feller: I liked you... I really liked you. She won't even remember your name. Probably can't even spell it. (to her sister) Rose Feller: Can you, Maggie? Come on, sound it out. Juh-imm. Jim. Oh, she's pretty, this one... but real stupid. Maggie Feller: Shut up, you fat pig! Rose Feller: (beat) Did you honestly just say, "Fat pig"? You're my sister... and the best you can do is "fat pig"? (slams Maggie against the wall) Rose Feller: (shouts) Get out of my life!

Rose Feller: Well, Sydelle and Marsha aren't on very good terms right now. Amy: What, did she decorate a room in last season's colors? Rose Feller: No, she joined Jews for Jesus.

Maggie Feller: The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not.too hard to master though'it may look like... Write it!... like disaster.

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