In a Heartbeat
2000
Jamie Waite: You don't think I can do this. Alex: It's nothing personal. Jamie Waite: Well, I'm going to do this, just to tick you off.
Val: Caitie, do you exercise? Caitie: What for? Death comes anyway.
Brooke: OK, what do I look like? Tyler: Freak! Hank: Dunce! Val: I'm a witch that's lost part of her hat? Brooke: I'm a snow-cone!
Caitie: Tyler Connell? What a dork!
Val: You wouldn't have a clue what being on the squad means. You're too busy wasting your time looking weird, and trying to be different! Caitie: I'm not one of your gods, huh?
Danny: (Talking about traffic cones.) This is Moe. I have Curly and Larry too, but they're at home. They're sleeping. They don't talk much, but they listen real good.
Caitie: Do you know what this so-called sport does to the environment? Jamie: OK, I'll make you a deal. We will plant one tree for every race that I win. Caitie: Yeah, well, by the time you get around to winning, there will be no forest.