I'm the One That I Want
2000
Margaret Cho: I didn't play violin. I didn't fuck Woody Allen.
Margaret Cho: I was on this ship with 800 lesbians... we can't get off... so much drama. 'Were you looking at her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her? Well were you?'
(imitating her mother) Margaret Cho: I know a gay, his name is Paul. And Paul is so nice, but Paul only like two thing: He like ass and Judy Garland and that's all.
Margaret Cho: And I went through this whole thing, you know. I was like: Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized I'm just slutty. (laughter) Where's my parade?
Margaret Cho: I love my gay male friends, but when I was a little girl I always wished that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys... and I am, and I should have been more specific.
Margaret Cho: (imitating Gwen) Hi my name is Gwen, and I'm here to WAAAAAAAAAASH your vagina.
Margaret Cho: I ... am a fag hag. Fag hags are the backbone of the gay community. Without us, you're nothing. We have been there ... dragging your sorry ass through the Underground Railroad ... We went to the prom with you ...
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