I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka

1988

Rib Joint Customer: Ya got any soda? Hammer: One dollar. Rib Joint Customer: Aw, c'mon now. Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents? Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents! Rib Joint Customer: All right, fuck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he... Jack Spade: Well, what? Cheryl, come on. Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack. Jack Spade: Oh God, no!

Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and... Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right? Willie: But I heard you... Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling! Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"? Leonard: Yeah!

Jack Spade: (looks at musicians) Who are these guys? John Spade: They're my theme music. Every hero's got to have some.

Car door alarm: Your door is ajar... please close the door... please close the door... I SAID CLOSE THE DOOR, DICKHEAD!

Slammer: What makes you think you can be a black hero? Jack Spade: I'm an ex-football player.

Kung Fu Joe: So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU! KARATE! JU JUITSU! And all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Flyguy: My bitch better have my money. / through rain, sleet or snow. / My whore better have my money, / not half, not some, but all my cash. / 'Cause if she don't, / I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

(Slammer and Hammer are in a gun fight) Young hood: How come their guns are so much bigger than ours? Middle aged hood: It's a phallic thing. I don't know.

Mr Big: I know you're surprised that a big Hollywood star like me would appear in this movie. A lot of Hollywood stars have done exploitation films; like Angie Dickinson in 'Big Bad Mama'. Jack Spade: Or Shelly Winters in 'Cleopatra Jones'!

Kalinga: Yes, we marched on the Federal building. Five hundred of us, young brothers, full of outrage. (sighs) Kalinga: They were hiring that day. The brothers came with outrage; they left with jobs. Oh, yes; whitey is very tricky.

John Spade: I'm talkin' about one last score. A chance to take it to the man, one more time. Are you with me. Slammer: What the fuck; I ain't killed nobody in a long time.

Hammer: Spade, we ain't heroes no more! We're businessmen. John Spade: You two big motherfuckers in here cookin' red beans and grits; you call that business? Hammer: Man, you really know how to hurt a guy.

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