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I'm All Right Jack

1959

Windrush: (in induction program, Detto detergent factory) My aunt used Detto and she came out in an appalling rash. Detto executive: Is that so? And I'll have you know my wife has always washed our baby's napkins in Detto and neither has shown the sign of a spot since birth. Windrush: Of course, my aunt's rash was on her elbow.

Detto executive: With an attitude like that I not only see no future for you, but no future for us. You'd better go Mr Windrush. You are not the detergent type.

Kite: My daughter, Cynthia. She works 'ere in the factory. Spindle polishing. Windrush: Oh, really? Perhaps I will take the room, Mr Kite.

Cynthia: (works canteen meeting - bored expression) What's 'e talkin' about, then? Stanley: Commercial intercourse with foreigners. Cynthia: (eyes light up - chews gum faster)

Fred Kite: Ahhh, Russia. All them corn fields and ballet in the evening.

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