If Looks Could Kill

1991

Michael Corben: I'll nail your ass to the wall. Augustus Steranko: That sounds very painful.

Michael Corben: I am not afraid to die. I am not afraid to die. Who am I kidding?

Michael Corben: Hmm, looks like he stepped out.

Michael Corben: I knew I should have taken Spanish.

Areola Canastra: Bonjour, Mousier Corben. Michael Corben: Uh, Boner. I mean Suior.

(When Michael is fighting the guy with the metal hand) Michael Corben: Hey, your dick's on fire!... Made ya look! (the guy reveals a sharp metal hand) Michael Corben: Shit.

Melissa Tyler: Oh my god, we're all gonna die! Kent: No, we're not! Corbin's here! Melissa Tyler: That's what I meant!

Mrs Grober: THE BAR'S CLOSED!

Michael Corben: Mrs Grober, there's no time to explain. But from now on, you are The French Teacher

Michael Corben: Remember the gum that goes squirt? Well this is the gum that goes boom...

(On the phone) Mrs Corben: Hello, Michael, it's mother. Agent Corben: Hello Mother. Mrs Corben: Listen, honey, I forgot to tell you, pick up an extra bottle of Chanel when you go shopping, grandma will want one too. Agent Corben: Chanel? Shopping? Grandma? Mrs Corben: That's right. Michael you sound tired, try to get some sleep on the plane. Agent Corben: Ok? Mrs Corben: Bye sweetheart, we miss you sweetie. (Makes kissing noises into the phone)

Michael Corbin: (while trying to get a guard to step on the exploding gum's trigger) C'mon, asshole, step on it! Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Michael Corben: What'd I miss? Kent: Eh, some crap about our future.

Find these movie quotes interesting? Enjoy more classic quotes:

« If Its Tuesday This Must Be Belgium Quotes Home If Lucy Fell »