I Know What You Did Last Summer
1997
Ray: What can I do for you Max? Max: You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face.
Sheriff: Oh, and did this killer use his hook to cut all your hair off? Helen: No, he used scissors, asshole.
Elyssa: Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?
Helen: We should have a plan. Angela Lansbury always had a plan.
Helen: By that time I'll just be finishing my two year contract with Guiding Light coinciding with your first year as starting quarterback for the Steelers. Barry: Cowboys. Helen: Then we can elope to Europe, or the Caymans, wherever, where I'll let you impregnate me with the first of 3 children before you head off to rehab. Then we can live happily blah blah blah.
Helen: Well Bob, at summer's end I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goal to entertain the world through artistic expression. Through art I shall serve my country.
Julie: Barry, stop! Barry: No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many fucked up fisherman are out there? Ray: Look, he's after me too! I got a letter. Barry: You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her car trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced!
Julie: We need help. Barry: I'll say. You two should look at a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice.
Helen: Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me.
Ray: I never knew her breasts were so... ample.
Barry: (sarcastic) Ooh, I know what you did last summer? What a crock of shit.
(the killer threatens Julie with his ice hook) Ben Willis: Happy Fourth of July, Julie! Julie: Please, it was an accident. Ben Willis: I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!
Helen: You little shit-stick-mayberry-ass reject. There has been a murder, and you are going to fry in hell if you don't do something about it.
Ben Willis: You in some kind of trouble child? Julie: Yes, yeah I'm in a lot of trouble. Ben Willis: That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running over people, getting away with murder, things like that.
Julie: Helen, we killed a man and ruined the lives of everyone he knew. Helen: I don't think we were that powerful Julie, you're giving us way to much credit.
Barry: How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer. Julie: Yeah, well, only one murder comes to mind.
Ray: (about Julie) Noone gets me the way you do
Barry: (to Ray) And since you bring it up... we all know *you* have a slicker.