How to Make a Monster
2001 (TV)
Drummond: You'll learn intern, you'll learn.
Hardcore: Yea Hardcore is my real name and I had it legally changed a year ago. I wanted Diablo but it was already taken. I plan on reapplying for it when the other Diablo passes on.
Hardcore: Scary is as scary does.
Hardcore: If you want to make it in this world you have to be P.F.D. (Cuts his finger with knife) Programmed For Damage (licks blood from finger) .
(Sol and Hardecore are fighting) Hardcore: You pussy, you fight like a lesbian biker bitch. Sol: That's funny you look like one.
(Hardcore walks over to Julie Strain with motion capture suit and skimpy two piece bikini) Hardcore: Here's your wardrobe, honey. Julie: You're kidding right? Hardcore: (looks at bikini, then throws it aside) You're right we don't need these.
(Hardcore and Bug are leaving for the night) Bug: I'm going out and getting piss drunk Hardcore: Oh ya well I'm going to get me a girl and two tubs of Cool Whip. Bug: Cool Whip? Hardcore: I'm lactose intolerant
Bug: I'm tired of being a 'maybe'. I want to be a 'yes!'