House of Wax
2005
Carly Jones: (Carly hears a noise outside the tent) Wade, wake up. Wade! I heard something. Wade: Yeah, it's probably the serial killers or something.
Blake: (to Nick and Dalton) Hey are you two gonna have sex? Nick Jones: No... Blake: Oh, cause 'um, me and Paige ARE, so you should probably be the one to go pick up your sister.
Nick Jones: (Dalton is filming the campsite, everyone is making out. Nick sits alone) No way, dude. Don't even think about it. I am not kissing you.
Blake: (Choosing which one to give the keys to) Actually, I'm gonna have to give it to Dalton on this one. Dalton Chapman: (Hands Dalton the keys) You heard the man, get in the car! Nick Jones: (Squeezes Dalton's nipple) Give me the keys. Dalton Chapman: Okay!
Nick Jones: Put it down, man. I ain't gonna kiss you.
Carly Jones: You have to be careful! Nick Jones: I am being careful.
Paige Edwards: Did you find that fan belt thing or whatever?
(scraping a piece of the House of Wax off with his knife) Wade: It is wax, like... literally.
Carly Jones: Please don't kill me.
Paige Edwards: That's weird.
Bo: What are you doing? Carly Jones: Waiting for Wade.
Blake: Hey, man, turn your lights off.
Paige Edwards: I swear he pays more attention to that car than to me.
Carly Jones: It's okay, he's gone.
Wade: I just don't get what his beef is with me. Carly Jones: Nick has beef with everyone.
Nick Jones: Vincent! I swear to God if you hurt her...
Nick Jones: He did this to you?
Dalton Chapman: You're just gonna let her leave like that? He's a freak, man. The guy cleans up dead animals for a living. Nick Jones: You clean shit for a living, Dalton. How is this different, Mr Septic Tank Man? Dalton Chapman: Well, um - I don't walk through it. That's one difference.
Carly Jones: (about the smell) I think it's coming from over there. Paige Edwards: (sarcastically) Yeah, let's follow the smell.
Paige Edwards: (after giving Dalton a makeover) He looks like a smurf.
Carly Jones: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault ... Nick Jones: One of 'em took a swing at me. Carly Jones: You get kicked out of the house, it's mom and dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks because it's every manager's fault! Nick Jones: I'm surrounded by idiots. Carly Jones: I just don't see why you're so afraid to grow up, Nick.
Dalton Chapman: Hey do you think Wade's gonna go with Carly to New York? Nick Jones: I don't know, man. Hope not. Dalton Chapman: Cause I think maybe, you know, the way she was lookin' at me tonight... Nick Jones: Hey! It ain't happening, man. And even if it was happening - it ain't happening. Dalton Chapman: Why's that? I mean, you like me better than Wade right? Nick Jones: (sighs) Wade's not so bad. Dalton Chapman: Yeah, I like Wade, too.
Blake: (after Dalton is given a make-over) He looks like Elton John, only gayer. Dalton Chapman: Elton John is gay?
Paige Edwards: (Carly's pressuring Paige to tell Blake that she's pregnant) Oh, Carly, I'll tell him when I'm sure, OK?
Paige Edwards: Lip balm. I dropped my stupid lip balm.
Bo: (talking to Vince) Mom would be so proud.
Wade: I'm sorry, we just needed a fanbelt Bo: A fanbelt? You walk in on a funeral service for a fucking fanbelt?
Nick Jones: You're saying that that's a real person... underneath?