Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

1997 (V)

(Their answering machine message:) Wayne Szalinski: You've reached the Szalinskis. At the sound of the beep, please leave your message, your fax, or your binary file.

Wayne Szalinski: Baseball camp will pass, but science is always cool.

Gordon Szalinski: You are dead meat, mister! Wayne Szalinski: Gordon, you're three-quarters of an inch tall, now's not the time.

Diane Szalinski: If they don't un-shrink us they will be in so much trouble! Gordon Szalinski: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it, Thumbelina?

(Climbing up a wicker chair) Wayne Szalinski: This is great excersise. Diane Szalinski: Yeah, why go to the gym when I've got a wicker chair?

Wayne Szalinski: The kids are messy eaters, so there'll be plenty of crums for us to eat. Gordon Szalinski: Wayne, we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives tiny; we're ginna get big again.

Wayne Szalinski: Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation? Diane Szalinski: I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.

(on the phone) Wayne Szalinski: Guess what? Gordon and I got tickets to see the shuttle launch tonight so if it's okay we're going to take off. Diane Szalinski: No it isn't, Wayne. I am going on this vacation and nothing and nobody is gonna STOP ME!!!!! (Hangs up) Wayne Szalinski: Boy she *does* need a vacation.

(Landing in a laundry basket) Wayne Szalinski: Honey, I don't think we're using enough fabric softener.

Adam Szalinski: Did Nick ever complain about Camp Isosoles? Diane Szalinski: Yes he did. He didn't like the fact that it was only six weeks long instead of eight. Adam Szalinski: Brain box.

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