Hollow Man

2000

Sebastian: You know what, Matt? It's amazing what you can do... when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror any more.

Frank: (over intercom) This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken. Sebastian: How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. *I* am.

Sebastian: You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment.

Sebastian: If we're gonna move forward, this is the next logical step!

Linda: *You cracked the code*! 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How? Sebastian: The usual: coffee and Twinkies.

Matt: My 5th grade teacher told me, that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.

Linda: What bothers you most? That you don't have a life... or that I do?

Sebastian: Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled. Sarah: Yes, Sir! Sebastian: How come when you say "Yes, Sir" it kinda sounds like "Fuck you!" Sarah: Practice!

Matt: How did we let him talk us into this? Linda: Can we talk about it later? I'm trying to make love to you.

(Sebastian is about to inject himself with the serum. He takes off his robe and he's naked. Linda and Sarah smirk) Sebastian: Ladies, please, this is science.

Janice: So, what's it like being a ghost? Sebastian: Ghosts are dead. I'm very much alive.

Matt: Any last words? Sebastian: Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Carter: Oh, I'd suck the tits right off of you.

(discussing the experiment of turning Sebastian invisible) Janice: If it is a snuff film, I got dibs on his Porsche. Frank: Janice, how can you say that? Janice: Sorry. Frank: The Porsche is mine.

Matt: Sarah's on the warpath, so I suggest you play nice. Sarah: This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit. Sebastian: Good morning to you, too!

Dr Kramer: I'm going to call out the scientific council. Matt: Is there anything we can do in the meantime? Dr Kramer: How about clearing out your offices? Linda: For what is worth, we're both very sorry. Dr Kramer: It's a little a late for apologies. Mrs Kramer: What's the problem? Dr Kramer: Just a screw-up at work! Mrs Kramer: How bad? Dr Kramer: Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.

(Dr Howard has stepped out by his pool. He lights his pipe and inadvertently blows smoke in Sebastian's face, briefly outlining it) Sebastian: Hi, Boss.

Linda: Sebastian, do you have any idea what time it is? Sebastian: Da Vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.

Sebastian: Ever tell you the one about Superman and Wonder Woman? Matt: I don't think so. Sebastian: So Superman's flying around the city, and he's horny as hell. Lo and behold he looks down and sees Wonder Woman, completely nude, sunning herself up on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there naked and spread eagle. So Superman starts thinking, "Man... this is too easy. I could go down there, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees me." After all he is faster than a speeding bullet, right? Anyway, he swoops down, takes care of business so quick, you can't even see him. Well... I tell ya. Wonder Woman looks up, surprised as hell and says "What the hell was that." And the Invisible Man replies "I dunno know, but it sure hurt like hell." Matt: You know, that could be the last joke I ever hear. Sebastian: C'mon, man. That's funny shit.

(Isabelle has been made visible and put in her cage) Matt: Man, look how peaceful she is. Sarah: Yeah, if I didn't know better, I'd say nothing happened to her. Sebastian: Yes, so let's schedule a vivisection for Monday. I want to check her neural pathways. Sarah: You just brought her back, and now you're gonna slice up her brain? Sebastian: I'm not runnin' a... zoo! All right? Sarah: You're a fucking unethical bastard. Matt: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's kidding. (to Sebastian) Tell her you're kidding, right? Sebastian: Right. I don't want to cut her up for another few weeks.

(Sebastian is driving home, and stops at a light. A boy and girl in the car beside him see him) Boy in Car: Hey, look. Look! Look at that. Girl in Car: Man, he's weird. (Sebastian lifts his shades, to show his hollow eyes; and opens his mouth, to show his hollow mouth) Boy in Car: Mom! Mommy! (girl screams) Boy in Car: Look! Mom: What? Boy in Car: A ghost! Mom: Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing out there.

Linda: Did you see that? Matt: Sebastian, can you hear me? Sebastian: ... The lights! Turn off the... lights! (Linda and Matt turn the lights) Sebastian: I can't close my eyes. Linda: You can, but your eyelids are transparent. Sebastian: It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here. (Linda pushes on Sebastian's chest) Linda: You're here.

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