Highway
2002/I
Pilot Kelson: Pop Quiz. Jack Hayes: No. Pilot Kelson: Come on. It's a quick one. Jack Hayes: Go. Pilot Kelson: What is 1,056 dicks? Jack Hayes: A lot. Pilot Kelson: Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star.
(as he has raw sex with Jilly Miranda) Jack Hayes: Jack and Jilly went up the hilly to fetch a pale of water!
Johnny the Fox: A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!
Pilot Kelson: You are one daffy invididual!
Pilot Kelson: I like it... Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll whose got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffetti. It could only happen to the god of fuck.
Pilot Kelson: (after the alligator boy screams) That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow
Pilot Kelson: Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener
Pilot Kelson: When you think about it, the world is divided into 2 groups... pandas and alligator boys
Jack Hayes: Pop quiz Pilot Kelson: Go Jack Hayes: How much I owe you for helping me out? Pilot Kelson: A gazillion Jack Hayes: Who's the major old-school happener? Pilot Kelson: Piiilot Jack Hayes: How much longer we a team? Pilot Kelson: forever Jack Hayes: Beep... perfect score, gold star.
Jack Hayes: You bang her yet man? Pilot Kelson: Not even close... if "Bangher" was an island off the coast of the Carribean, me and Lucy are stuck in traffic in Jersey
Jack Hayes: Can we just have 15 minutes of fun in our fucking miserable lives? Pilot Kelson: Famous last words...