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2005
Gary: Whatever. Peter: Okay. And the other thing that I - Gary: Whatever! Peter: That I absolutely insist on - Gary: My niece does that. "Loser, loner, whatever - minger!" Peter: Right, the other thing that I - Gary: She's only six! Peter: Gosh, really. The other thing that I absolutely insist on...
Peter: And I say to you, I say: Tell me, kind sir - John Hardacre: Hail! Peter: Yes, hail - John Hardacre: Well met, sir knight! Peter: Yeah, all right, and I say to you: In this brave new world, what line of work are you in? What do you do for a, you know, what's your bloody job? John Hardacre: And what do I say? Peter: You answer him, John. John Hardacre: Well, he wouldn't know what a TV chef was! Peter: TV chef. John Hardacre: He'd know what a chef was. Peter: TV chef. John Hardacre: But he wouldn't know what a TV was. Can I pick you up on something? Peter: Yeah. John Hardacre: A fletcher, I think, makes arrows, not crossbows. Peter: Yeah, whatever.
Peter: All word association is, is I say a word and then you say the first word that comes into your head. Okay? Mind Invader: Bum. Peter: No, not yet. Mind Invader: Oh. Peter: I say a word first, then you. Mind Invader: Then I say the first word that comes into my head. Yes. Peter: Exactly. Okay. Ready? River. Mind Invader: River. Peter: Yeah. Mind Invader: Yeah. That was the first word that came into my head. Peter: Okay. That's the word I said. Mind Invader: Oh, well, that's probably why, then. Peter: Okay. It should be a word that you associate with the word I said. That's why it's called word association. Okay? It's what that word makes you think of. Mind Invader: Yeah. Okay. Peter: Ready? Death. Mind Invader: Death. ... That's what it makes me think of! You know, I mean, I hear the word death, I think of death. I can't help it.
Hypnosis Client: I'm completely in your hands. Peter: Well, that's what hypnosis is all about - trust. Hypnosis Client: Okay. Peter: Now, I prefer to describe it as guided meditation. Hypnosis Client: Right. Peter: People have been doing this for thousands of years, and I think you'll find the results really can be quite astonishing. Hypnosis Client: Good, well, just tell me what to do, and, er... Peter: Okay. Just get comfortable in your chair and close your eyes. Now, let your breathing become very regular- Hypnosis Client: Wow! That is amazing! Peter: No, hang on- Hypnosis Client: It's just incredible! Peter: We haven't actually started- Hypnosis Client: It's huge! It's like a huge dome! Peter: Right. Hypnosis Client: That'll be the inside of my head, I suppose. Peter: This really isn't going to work if you keep interrupting.