Head Cases
2005
Jason Payne: There's screwed up... and then there's Shultz.
Jason Payne: (after being fired from Hawkins & Bates) Oh, my God, I'm crazy and I'm unemployed.
Russell Shultz: Thanks a lot, jackass. Jason Payne: You're wearing two bailiffs and I'm the jackass?
Laurie Payne: I love you, but you can't come back.
Jason Payne: Only you can ruin a nature show.
Jason Payne: (Shultz hits Barry Blumberg over the head with a book) Woah! Russell Shultz: Evidence code. Genius.
Ida: For your information, most people who have explosive disorders are geniuses.
Jason Payne: It's two in the morning! Russell Shultz: Do you know that giraffes only sleep like, two hours a day? Do you watch Animal Planet? Jason Payne: We're not giraffes! Russell Shultz: Exactly!
Jason Payne: Will you take him back to wherever you abducted him from? Russell Shultz: Fine. I was just trying to help, you don't have to get all... snickety. (moves to close the trunk) Jason Payne: Take him out of the trunk! Russell Shultz: All right.
Jason Payne: How did you find out I had a meeting? Russell Shultz: I'm kinda like God; I know everything.