Harriet the Spy
1996
Ole Golly: There are as many ways to live in this world as there are people in this world, and each one deserves a closer look.
Ole Golly: You know what? You're an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it's gonna keep making people nervous for the rest of your life.
Harriet M. Welsch: I want to remember everything. And I want to know everything. Ole Golly: Well, you must realise, Harriet, knowing everything won't do you a bit of good unless you use it to put beauty in this world. True or false? Harriet M. Welsch: True. Ole Golly: Of course it is.
Ole Golly: Good friends are one of life's blessings. Don't give them up without a fight.
Sport: This stuff is beyond crap. It is what crap wants to be when it grows up.
Janie's Mom: JANIE! I am sick to death of this mad scientist baloney! Look at this! Look at this!
Frankie Hong Fat: Speak English!
Sport: You can't be my friend if you're not my friend.
Ole Golly: The time has come, the walrus said... Harriet M. Welsch: To talk of many things... Ole Golly: Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax... Harriet M. Welsch: Of cabbages and kings... Ole Golly: And why the sea is boiling hot... Harriet M. Welsch: And whether pigs have wings! Ole Golly: Do you have any wings? Harriet M. Welsch: Yeah. Ole Golly: (starts "spanking" her) Yeah? Let me see 'em! Harriet M. Welsch: (laughing) Ow! Ow! Child abuse! Child abuse! Ole Golly: You wanna see child abuse? Take that! And that!
Harriet M. Welsch: I hate money. Sport: You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any.