Hare Tonic

1945

Elmer Fudd: (singing) Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit, wabbit, Mama's wittle baby woves wabbit stew! Bugs Bunny: (inside Elmer's basket) Eh, what's up, Doc? What's in the basket? Elmer Fudd: A wabbit. I'm gonna make a wabbit stew. Bugs Bunny: Rabbit? Mmm, mmm! Love it, love it! (Jumps out of basket and jumps excitedly in front of Elmer) Bugs Bunny: Hey, Lemme see the rabbit, mister! Can I see the rabbit, Huh? Please let me see the rabbit! Elmer Fudd: Awright. (Bugs goes inside basket, comes out other side) Bugs Bunny: No rabbit in there, Doc! You've been robbed! Elmer Fudd: No wabbit? Well, I... (Elmer crawls into basket, Bugs carries basket) Bugs Bunny: (singing) Mama's little baby loves rabbit, rabbit, mama's little baby loves rabbit stew! Elmer Fudd: Ooh, you twickster! You're the wabbit!

Bugs Bunny: (as Dr Killpatient) Tell me, Mr Fudd. Do you have any rabbit inclinations? Elmer Fudd: Well, no. Bugs Bunny: What's 2x2? Elmer Fudd: Four. Bugs Bunny: 3x3? Elmer Fudd: Six. Bugs Bunny: Ah, ha! Multiplying!

Bugs Bunny: (after Elmer gets "contaminated", he tries to take a shower, but no water comes out and it is then revealed that Bugs Bunny is the shower head) Goigle, goigle. Why don'tcha pay your water bill, doc?

(last lines) Bugs Bunny: (Bugs is chased out of Elmer's home, but stops him in his tracks) Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Look, the people out there in the audience - the lady there with the long ears. They're getting longer all the time. And the guy back there in the seventeenth row with the cute tomato - he's gettin' all fuzzy. Yeah, they've got it. Everybody out there's got rabbititus! Yaah! Bugs Bunny: (Elmer storms back into the house) Oh, Margaret, what a dope. That was just a gag, of course. You folks haven't got rabbititus. Why, if you had rabbititus, you'd see red and yellow spots before your eyes. Bugs Bunny: (red and yellow spots appear on the screen) Yeah, that's right. And then they'd start swirling and swirling around. (the spots start swirling rapidly) Bugs Bunny: And then suddenly, everything would go black! (screen immediately fades to black. Bugs is heard laughing)

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