Hare Remover

1946

(first lines) Elmer Fudd: (Elmer is seen dripping chemicals into a test tube) I'm trying to make the formula that will change a normal character into a deviwish fiend. (makes pointy-eared face and green eyes for emphasis) Hahahaha.

Bugs Bunny: (watching Elmer's reaction to drinking his own formula) I think Spencer Tracy did it better, don't you, folks?

Elmer Fudd: (Elmer hands Bugs a formula in a test tube) Uh, have one on the house, wabbit. Bugs Bunny: No thanks, Doc. Never touch this stuff. (to audience) This guy's tryin' to slip me a mickey! Elmer Fudd: Now, wabbit! Dwink! Bugs Bunny: Hey, don't do it, Doc! Cut it out! Hey, Doc, don't, don't! (Elmer shoves the formula down Bugs' throat, and Bugs reacts by breathing smoke, and going into a seizure) Elmer Fudd: At wast! Success! He's gonna turn into a gwuesome monster! (Bugs covers his eyes, panting, and suddenly turns normal again) Bugs Bunny: No soap, Doc. Elmer Fudd: (crying) Oh, it don't work! It doesn't work, I'm a terrible scientist! (pounds on table) Oh, this is terrible, I tried my best, and... (bangs head against wall while wailing) ... it won't work!

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