Grace Under Fire
1993
(Sitting at Grace's kitchen table, discussing Jimmy's first month living in the garage) Grace Kelly: He's two days late with the rent. Jean Kelly: What? Grace Kelly: I told him '$550, in cash, on the 1st of every month, under the ta... ble' (hesitating - reaches underneath table) . Jean Kelly: It's times like these that make it hard to defend him. Grace Kelly: Next month I'm gonna tell him 'On the house', to see if he puts the money on the roof.
(Grace and Jimmy are talking about their past relationship) Jimmy Kelly: Grace, I am truly sorry for what I did to you. Hell, if I was the man I was today, I beat the Hell out of the guy I was then. Grace Kelly: You would? Jimmy Kelly: Yep. You know, I wonder how that fight would turn out? I got more meat on me now, but I was one quick son of a gun back then.
(Grace has walked in and discovered that ex-husband Jimmy is talking to black neighbor, Thad) Grace Kelly: Jimmy! What did you say? Thad Alford: Well, I can honestly say I've met your whole Klan.
(Grace has taken Jean to see a doctor, who happens to be a black man) Jean Kelly: He's Afro-American. Grace Kelly: African-American. "Afro-American" is like spaghetti or something.
Wade Swoboda: I love you like a Sister. Grace Kelly: Oh, Wade. I'm Southern. Please don't tell me you love me like a sister!
Grace Kelly: Ex-husbands are like Crosby, Stills & Nash. They keep coming back - older and fatter.
Grace Kelly: We don't worship Satan on Halloween. We do that on Mother's Day.
(Russell is complaining as Grace has bought "Alternative Medicine") Russell Norton: Grace, all this phoney-baloney stuff is killing me. Grace Kelly: Russel, you shouldn't be so homeo-phobic