Good Eats
1999
(Proposes sending a joke gift to fellow TV cook show host Emeril Lagasse) Alton Brown: Listen, here it is, okay? We're going to send the Ginsus to Emeril, right? But on the little 'From' thing, the label, we'll say it's from the Iron Chefs.
(repeated line) Alton Brown: Now that's a _____ I could love.
Chuck: There's so much meat. I'm afraid. Alton Brown: Aww, don't be. Just, uh, think like your Mom would. Chuck: Okay. Put on a sweater... Alton Brown: About the meat, I mean. Chuck: Don't change the subject, Mister. Alton Brown: Ha, ha. Look, during really tough times your Mom would have bought the cheapest cut of beef she could have found. Just do the same thing. Chuck: Okay. That one's 29 cents. Alton Brown: That's soup bones. What we need is chuck. Chuck: Aw, that's nice of you to say. Alton Brown: The meat, I mean, is chuck. Chuck: Is? Alton Brown: Chuck. Chuck: Yeah? Alton Brown: I'm trying to tell you the name of the meat. Chuck: So what's stopping you? Alton Brown: Chuck. Chuck: No, I'm the one that needs to know. Alton Brown: The best thing for pot roast is chuck. Chuck: But I don't even know how to cook it! Alton Brown: See, chuck. Chuck: Yeah! What is it? Alton Brown: (leaves) Chuck: Mr Brown. Where are you going?
Alton Brown: Catch phrase, "Golden brown and delicious".
Alton Brown: Catch phrase, "... bring flavor to the party".
Alton Brown: Catch phrase about something inedible or icky, "... which are definitley not good eats."
Alton Brown: Your patience will be rewarded.
(repeated line) Alton Brown: Oh, bother!