Going Bye-Bye!
1934
Ollie: How are we going to get out of town? Stan: We got a car. Ollie: What are we gonna run it on? Stan: On the road.
Butch's girlfriend: Do you have any keys? Ollie: Keys? Butch's girlfriend: Yeah, my friend is locked in the trunk. You see he was packing and he accidentally fell in. Stan: It happens.
Ollie: (reading the ad Stan put in the newspaper) P.S. Those not interested, do not answer.
Ollie: (Reading the ad Stan put in the paper) To whom it may concern. To whom it may concern? Stan: That's so no one else will read it. Ollie: Two young gentlemen... Stan: That's us. Ollie: I'll read it! Stan: Alright, read it!
Ollie: Pardon me a moment, my ear is full of milk.
Judge: I hereby sentence you to prison for the rest of your natural life. Stan: Aren't you gonna hang him?