Go West
1940
S. Quentin Quale: I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure.
S. Quentin Quale: You love your brother, don't you? Joseph Panello: No, but I'm used to him.
Red Baxter: I don't like your faces. S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like 'em.
S. Quentin Quale: Lulubelle, it's you! I didn't recognize you standing up.
(Arriving at the RR Station) S. Quentin Quale: Any of you boys got change ah ten cents? Porter: No. S. Quentin Quale: Well, keep the baggage.
(as Quale destroys Rusty's first hat) Joseph Panello: Hey whataya do with that hat; that hat cost a lotta money. S. Quentin Quale: How much did it cost him? Joseph Panello: I dunno; he stole it.
(Indicating a gag around the train engineer's mouth) S. Quentin Quale: Didya know this is the best gag in the picture?
(Chico suggests telephoning for help) S. Quentin Quale: Telephone? This is 1870. Don Ameche hasn't invented the telephone yet!
S. Quentin Quale: There's something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can't seem to locate it.
S. Quentin Quale: Madam why is that baby constantly crying? Mother on Stagecoach: He can't stand the jerks in the coach.
S. Quentin Quale: I give you my solemn word as an embezzler I'll be back in ten minutes.
S. Quentin Quale: There's only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It's either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do? Joseph Panello: Sue 'em!
Joseph Panello: My father-a shot the Indians in eighteen forty-two S. Quentin Quale: Oh, he should-a shot the stork-a, when the stork-a brought-a you.