Girls Will Be Girls
2003/I
Evie: Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!
Coco: Happy people always make such a racket.
Evie: What's wrong? Did my glass eye roll back?
Evie: (about Varla) Don't worry, Coco. I met Varla and she's an absolute angel! Coco: Were you drunk at the time? Evie: It was 12 noon, of course I was drunk.
Evie: It's like stealing money for free! Coco: It *is* stealing money!
(Marla pulls out a gun at Evie's party) Evie: Stevie, shield mommy!
Coco: You raped me! Dr Benson: Yeah... I'm sorry about that.
Coco: Hello, I'm a rape victim here!
Michael: You know, it's always been my dream to sleep with a big movie star. Evie: Well, tonight may be the night your dream comes true. Michael: Why, who's coming?
Varla: You're my sister!
Evie: (to Varla) I'm sorry to hear your mother off'd herself. Coco: Evie! Evie: Oh, I'm sorry: 'Passed herself away'.
Coco: Your career was on hold ever since you killed that family of four! Evie: It was a family of six, I only killed four! I mean, who has a picnic is their backyard anyway?
Coco: It doesn't make sense. There's no connection. And I cry for no reason and blame myself, and I've been slowly cutting off my toe with a nail file and I have no idea why!
Stevie: What have you ever done for me? Evie: Carried you to term for starters. Coco would have had you sucked out for a phone number.
Evie: It's huge!
Varla: My mother always said, "Feelings are like treasures, so bury them."
Evie: I admit my looks are starting to go. Coco: Starting to go? Evie, your looks are at home and in bed.
Evie: Then what is it? Stevie: You know what it is... that family of four that you ran down. Evie: It was a family of *six*, I only killed four... and who has a picnic in their own back yard?