Future Wars
2004
Kirk Williams: My God, it seems as though I'm trapped in some kind of Future Wars! (Kirk realises he's not in his lab any more)
Commando Poe: Trust me, my rocketlauncher *never* fails... (followed by MALFUNCTION ALERT on rocket's display)
Private"Pizza Chef" Oetker: Oh, no! My lasergun has malfunctioned, this can't be happening!! (followed by an Alien breaking his neck)
'Wild Bill' Raddison: I wouldn't run *that* way if I were you. (followed by Kirk running into a nest of Aliens)
Harry " Hawkeye" Hamill: *They* can't see me from over there, but I can see *them*. (followed by Hawkeye getting shot through the eye by the Aliens)
'One Arm' Joe: Damnit! Not my other arm too! (Joe realises that his other arm is blown off by laserfire)
Kirk Williams: If I ruled the Earth, *everything* would be quite different.
Henry Kain aka James Timberman: Bah! When the Aliens arrives on Earth, *they* will contact me... *me*!
Kirk Williams: Damn him! He can't mess around with me like that! Who the *hell* does he think *he* is? I demand some *respect*. (after getting zapped and humiliated by Timberman)
Kirk Williams: You maniac! Henry Kain aka James Timberman: I am not a maniac, Professor Williams... merely a *megalomaniac*!
Kirk Williams: (shouts) Damnit! The Time Portal will not open, something is wrong but what... *What*?
Private"Pizza Chef" Oetker: Snake, do you read me? Snake? (Priv. Oetker uses his intercom) Samuel "Snake" Samson: Get the hell out of there! Ahhhhrghhhhh! (static)
Kirk Williams: Ha ha it *works*! Kain, here I come! (Kirk gets the Alien ship to work, followed by malfunction, and the aliens getting closer) Kirk Williams: Oooops!