Frosty the Snowman
1969 (TV)
Narrator: Now Frosty, bein' made out of snow, was the fastest belly-whopper in the world.
(repeated line) Frosty: Happy birthday!
Frosty: Happy birthday! Hey, I said my first words. But... But snowmen can't talk. Ha ha ha, come on now, what's the joke? Could I really be alive?
Professor Hinkle: We evil magicians have to make a living too.
Santa Claus: Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning.
Professor Hinkle: Voila, the eggs have turned into... messy, messy, messy!
Professor Hinkle: I must get that hat back! Think nasty, think nasty, think nasty! Professor Hinkle: I've got to get busy writing - busy, busy, busy!
Karen: You've got to excuse him, sir, see he just came to life and he doesn't know much about such things. Traffic Cop: Well, okay, if he just came to life. (to himself) Silly snowmen, once they come to life they don't know nothing. Come to life?
Frosty: Whew! Stay in here much longer and I'll really make a splash in the world.
Santa Claus: Don't cry, Karen, Frosty's not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again. Karen: Yes, but... He was my friend. Santa Claus: Just watch.
Narrator: Hocus-Pocus explained the situtation to Santa, who as you know, speaks fluent rabbit.
Boy #1: What shall we call him? How about Harold? Boy #2: Bruce? Children: No. Girl #1: Christopher Columbus? Children: No. Boy #3: Oatmeal? Children: Oatmeal?
Professor Hinkle: (after seeing that Santa Claus has brought Frosty back to life) That's my hat and I want it back. Santa Claus: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT.
Teacher: (seeing the children out of there seats looking at the snow outside the window and taps ruler on her desk) Children back to your seats. The Snow can wait.