From Hare to Heir
1960
Bugs Bunny: Hey Sam, pass the salt please. Yosemite Sam: Salt? GET IT YOURSELF! Bugs Bunny: Uh oh, that'll cost you about... Yosemite Sam: Salt? Why didn't you say so. Here's your salt, Bunny, I hope you like it. (Brings it across the table to him then walks back) Ooh that rackin' frackin'... Bugs Bunny: The pepper please. Yosemite Sam: PEPPER! WE... Uh, yeah the pepper. Coming right up. (Walks to the end of the table and gives it to Bugs) Ooh that rackin' frackin'... Bugs Bunny: Oh Sam! Yosemite Sam: Oh no. Bugs Bunny: How about the olives?
Yosemite Sam: (returns from shouting obscinities in the closet) Now, uh, what was that you were saying? I like you, rabbit. (Kisses him) Bugs Bunny: I heard you in there. That's gonna cost you £300. Yosemite Sam: £300? Bugs Bunny: 400. Yosemite Sam: Oooh! (Runs outside, shouting again)
Yosemite Sam: STOP THAT MUSIC, YOU RACKIN' FRACKIN' VARMIT RABBIT! Bugs Bunny: Well! That's gonna cost you £400. Yosemite Sam: Um, heh heh. I was only kidding. How about singing me to sleep with that Braum's Lullaby. What do you say, Frankie boy? Bugs Bunny: Uh, well uh, maybe.
Advisor: But Sire, there is no more money. Your uncle, the king, has cut off your allowance. Yosemite Sam: You know the penalty for not having the books balanced! Advisor: Oh no. Not the 'nose-in-the-book' penalty. Yosemite Sam: Yeah, the nose-in-the-book. (Advisor puts his nose in the book and Sam slams it) WE'VE GOTTA GET SOME MONEY!
Yosemite Sam: I got it licked, rabbit. I don't get mad no more. Watch this. (His servants kick him, throw a pie at him and bash him with a rolling pin) See? Ha ha. I can take it. Ha ha ha! Bugs Bunny: (To camera) I ain't got the heart tell him he's used up all the money.