Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
1988
Narrator: There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but NOT dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. NO ONE can.
Sandra: So what do you think of Nick? Melissa: (eyeing Nick) Gee, I hadn't noticed.
Russell: If this is my uncle's house, then why are WE sleeping in the van? Sandra: Who says we're sleeping?
Russell: When did you first know you loved me? Sandra: I think it was the first time I saw the enormous size of your great big... wallet.
Maddy: Need a little touch-up-work my ass.
(Michael and Jane are standing on the side of the road next to a broken down car) Michael: Piece of shit! Jane: When's the last time you put oil in that thing? Michael: Yesterday.
Melissa: (to Tina) Hey, Tina. (Nick appears wearing a big fat jacket on backwards) This how they wear their jackets back at the mental hospital? (Tina gets mad and snaps Melissa's pearl necklace with her telekinesis)
Tina Shepard: (upon seeing Dr Crews) Bad news Crews.
Nick: Melissa, just stay here with us Melissa: It's not my style Nick: DON'T GO OUT THERE! Melissa: (Right before Jason appears at the door and axes her right in the face) FUCK YOU! NO, THE FUCK YOU BOTH!
Robin: So he says, "Let me see your I.D." and I'm like, "I left it at home." And he goes, "You have to go and get it." So I said, "Okay" and I left.