Four Dead Batteries
2004
Nick: I love blondes. Patrick: Your wife's a blonde. Nick: My wife is a blonde. Patrick: Is she blonde down there, too?
Liz: I can't go through with this. I can't go through with the engagement, I'm not in love with you. I meant to tell you when you proposed, but the ring was so beautiful.
Patrick: Beatrice, you're ugly but you intrigue me.
Harold: (angry with Judy) You're menstruating and you're making bad decisions. This is exactly why I don't let you drive on the highway!
Malena: I should go. You probably have things to do. Hennessy: No. I don't do things.
Harold: Thou shall not commit adultery. Patrick: What is that, the fifth commandment? Harold: Seventh. Patrick: Are there seven?
Nick: Lord forgive me for I have sinned. I've committed adultery. I'm committing it again tonight around 8: 30.
Hennessy: It's great that you came, and that you took your clothes off. I mean, that was cool.
Shea: Yeah, he was jealous. Patrick: Must be insecurity. Was he deformed in some grotesque way? Was he a lefty?
Harold: Judy's never met a kid she didn't wanna give birth to.
Liz: Are you stalking me? Hennessy: Yes. Liz: Can you stop? Hennessy: I make no guarantees.
Hennessy: (to car buyer) Women are constantly backing into trees, Graig. They put it in reverse and shut their eyes, apparently.
Nick: (angry with student) Your papers all suck, Margaret. Shallow insights, stupid citations, and you persist in using semicolons where commas would suffice!