Foul Play
1978
Gloria Mundy: Do you have any binoculars? Stanley Tibbits: What's that? Binoculars. Are you into that, too? Me, as well. I read about it in Penthouse. Just a second.
Stanley Tibbits: Here it is, my own little beaver trap.
Gloria Mundy: Take me home. Stanley Tibbits: What? Gloria Mundy: Take me home, please. Stanley Tibbits: Uh, sure. Um... my place or-or, yours? Gloria Mundy: Which is closer?
(giving Gloria a rape alarm, a can of MACE and a knuckleduster) Stella: Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed.
(Ethel and Elsie are playing Scrabble. Ethel has just put down the letters "-ucker", to which Elsie has added "muther-") Ethel: Wait, Elsie. I think you're wrong. I think you spell that word with a hyphen.
Tony Carlson: I play Detective. You play Lady In Distress. Gloria Mundy: Hey, wait a minute. It's *my* ass they're after. Tony Carlson: I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It *is* your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that... I get there first.
Bob Scott: Beware of the dwarf. Gloria Mundy: Gee Scotty, I don't think there is a dwarf in this movie.
Mr Hennessey: Like that man told you in the movies last night, beware of the midgets. They're taking over the world.
Tony Carlson: What do you say to a bottle of wine and a couple of steaks? Gloria Mundy: Well, you could start by saying, "Hello".
Gloria Mundy: (trying to explain the car chase) Kojak - Pang Pang? Japanese man: Ah, Kojak - Pang Pang! (breaks into laughter)