(while attempting to use a vacuum cleaner to capture a ghostly-seeming Bloo) Wilt: Turn the switch the other way! Eduardo: Other way? (flips switch) Wilt: Alright! Now it's really sucking! Eduardo: There's just no pleasing him!

(talking about how to get down from the roof) Mac: But how? A ladder? Man, this is tough. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, sheets! Mac: (shouts) Bloo! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No, no! Sheets! Bed sheets!

Frances "Frankie" Foster: Shut up, shut up, shut up! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, thank you, helpful trail of clothes. I love you.

Wilt: On the list of things that are not ok, that is REALLY not ok!

Frances "Frankie" Foster: I sowwy Mr Hewwiman. I've been a bad girl.

Eduardo: Donde esta el pollo loco? Wilt: I don't know where that crazy chicken went.

Eduardo: Eduardo es un bad boy.

(Talking about Mr Herriman) Frances "Frankie" Foster: I'll never understand why my sweet, lovable grandmother imagined that stingy stick-in-the-mud!

(Talking about calling in help to catch a "ghost") Wilt: Who are you gonna call? Coco: Co-coco! Wilt: They've been out of business for years.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door, secret door!

Mac: Bloo, you'd better stay away from that secret door. You're going to get in trouble. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Pfft! Secret doors, who needs 'em? What do I care about secret doors?... and the unparalleled delights they keep hidden from the world! Mac: (slaps Bloo) Let go, man! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Right, right. It won't happen again. Mac: I hope not. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I've got it all under control. Mac: You'd better. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: No worries. It's the last thing on my mind. Here, let me get that secret door for you, Mac. Mac: Bloo! Mac: Secret later, Mac!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: See, I told you they'd go for it. Mac: No you didn't. It was my idea. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: But I inspired it with my... Mac: Selfishness? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Self*less*ness.

Mac: (after a night in prison) Man, what a crazy night. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Eh, I've had worse. Nice seeing ya again, Charlie. Say hi to the kids for me. Guard: Will do, Bloo.

(Bloo is spraying air freshener while Frankie and Mac are cleaning) Mac: Bloo, quit it! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What? I'm just cleaning. Mac: Spraying air freshener is not cleaning. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes, it is. I'm cleaning the air. Cleaning and freshening. Frances "Frankie" Foster: If you're not going to help, at least go somewhere else. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Fine, but don't come crying to me when your air gets all stale and filthy.

Frances "Frankie" Foster: Hi, I'm a stupid, lazy door. I'm so stupid and lazy, I won't even OPEN UP!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Mac's in trouble! Mac's in trouble! You are in trouble! Mac: You know, you're in trouble, too. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm always in trouble!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Rip-off artist!

(Bloo broke a bust of Madame Foster; the real Madame Foster is posing as the bust) Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: That's it, problem solved, let's get on with our lives. Mac: Bloo! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What? Mac: Madam Foster! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What about her? She just has to stay there covered in flour for the rest of her life.

Wilt: Oh guys, this is Eduardo. He's one of the nicest imaginary friends here at Foster's! He couldn't hurt a fly! Eduardo: Oh si, I'm too scared of them anyway!

(Mac is naming puppies) Mac: And you can be Buckaroo, and you can be Lucy. Here, Bloo. You can name the last one. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Well, then I call this one stupid! Hello, stupid! Who's all dumb n' usewess?

Coco: Coco? Mac: No, thanks. Coco: Coco? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes! Coco: Coco? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes! Coco: Coco? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes! Coco: Coco? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes! Coco: Coco? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: (shouts) Yes! Coco: Coco? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: (shouts) Yes! With marshmallows! Wilt: Oh, no, Bloo. This is Coco. She wasn't asking you if you *wanted* cocoa, it's just that... well, all she ever says is "Coco." Coco: Coco! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Then what *was* she asking? Wilt: (imitating Groucho Marx) You want any juice?

Mac: All right, guys! Let's bloo this! Wilt: Aww, Man! I'm sorry, but that was not *ok*! Eduardo: Muy stinko! Coco: (shouts) Coco! Terrence: Lame! That was stupider than even me! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, Mac! C'mon! "Let's bloo this?" That was so stupid!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You don't look so good. Blooregard's Reflection: Well, you're no prize either!

(repeated line) Terrence: This'll only hurt for a second!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, it's you, Heather... Berry: BERRY! MY NAME IS BERRY! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I dunno, you look like a Heather to me.

(a band of scribble drawings are doing all of the work for imaginary friends, especially Bloo) Mac: Forget all of this, Bloo! Let's just go play or something! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Sure thing! Scribbles, play with the boy for me, would you?

Mr Herriman: "I'll be back." Hmpf! If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be a very fat rabbit!

Mr Herriman: Hippity hippity, hoppity hoppity / My tail is quite fluffy, my ears are quite floppity / I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity / Said funny bunny to sweet little girl.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Atta boy, Mac! Down with tyranny! Up with... nontyranny!

Terrence: All right, now it's time for you to do what you were created for. Smash Bloo! You got it? Red: Yeah, yeah. Smash Bloo! Terrence: That's my boy. Now go get Bloo. (Red leaves) Terrence: Oh, boy. This is going to be so rad. Red: Got Bloo. Terrence: That was fast. Red: (holds up flower) Smash Bloo. Terrence: What? Red: (sniffs flower) Mmm. Bloo smash pretty.

Prince: Do you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: (Bloo and Mac are lost in the house, so they jump into the laundry shoot) Yes! How awesome is that? The laundry shoot actually leads to the laundry room! Mac: Well, yeah. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hey, after the afternoon we've had, I don't trust anything in this crazy house. Mac: Good point.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: (Bloo becames angry at the Duchess and rushes her) That's it! Mac: Bloo! No! (runs after Bloo and stops him, but the Duchess opens up a trap door under them) Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Trap door? Mac: Yep. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I hate this house!

Frances "Frankie" Foster: (Mac wants to free the scribbles) Forget about it, Mac. Mac: No worries. It's the last thing on my mind. (he looks at her, then turns and runs through the house) Mac: Freedom! Freedom! Frances "Frankie" Foster: (runs after Mac) Mac! Mac: Let 'em go! Let 'em go! Let 'em go!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: (an imposter Bloo is trying to get Mac to give him Ice Capades tickets) Mac, look me in the eye. We share a bond that only best friends can have. Mac, you complete me. I... I love you. Mac: Okay, sappy. It's definitely not you.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Frankie says relax!

Wilt: How's the weather up there? Oh, yeah? Well, how's the weather down *there*? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Slightly cloudy, 20% chance of. wait. This isn't helping me at all.

Wilt: You're finally getting what you deserve. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: A race car bed? I'm getting a race car bed? Wilt: No. You're getting your just desserts. A taste of your own medicine. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Is it bubble-gum flavored?

Cheese: (walks in wearing lipstick) I'm a lady! (goes over to Bloo, and kisses him) Cheese: Now we're brother ladies!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Got B.O.? Get DEO!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Being a burden is great. It's like my... seventh favorite thing to be.

Mac: I am the ball. I am the pins. The pins are my enemy. I am my enemy. I must roll my soul down the center of the lane and destroy my enemy, thus destroying myself, but in destroying myself, finding peace.

Bowling Paul: If I could rename this game, it'd be souling, not bowling, and I would be Souling Paul. And we would all be at the souling alley and roll our souls down the lane to the pins of life and see which way they fell. Mac: That was beautiful.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I give you my word... that this will be the wildest, partiest, housiest house party this house has ever partied!

Madame Foster: I told you explicitly, implicitly and unequivocally, no wild parties! (beat) ... Without me! You know how much I love wild parties.

Mac: Pour some sugar on Mac!

Eduardo: (shouts) Aahhhhhh! I no monstruo! (running from Bloo, who thinks he is a monster) Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Come back! I just want to punch you!

Mac: Hi, Bloo. What are you doing? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm raising money to buy Foster's a new roof. I'm saving the day by selling ice-cold lemonade. I've seen it done in movies. Mac: But it's the dead of winter. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: It's cold outside? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: It's raining? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: And no-one is going to buy ice-cold lemonade when it's ice cold outside? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And? Mac: Stop it! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Perhaps you didn't hear me. I... seen... it... in... movies! Mac: By any chance, was it summer in those movies? You know, summer? The time of year when people would buy lemonade? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It seems so obvious now that you mention it.

Mr Herriman: I say, I'm surprised that old roof held on as long as it did. Looks like we'll have to dip into the emergency fund for a new one. Madame Foster: Yes, siree. (they open the safe) Mr Herriman: Madame? Madame Foster: Yes? Mr Herriman: Where is the emergency fund? Madame Foster: Oh, I almost forgot. I spent it last year to buy this gold-plated safe. Mr Herriman: I see. You spent the emergency fund on a container for the emergency fund? Madame Foster: That would be true. Mr Herriman: So we have no money for a new roof? Madame Foster: Well, if you're going to put a negative spin on it, sure we don't! But look on the bright side: It's a beautiful safe. This is real gold-colored paint. *Glorious*! He, he, he!

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Today's cookie consumer is more discriminating than last week's. They demand a cookie with edge. A cookie with attitude. They want less flavor and more fla-vah.

Frances "Frankie" Foster: Must stop eating cookies. Must give up chocolatey goodness. Never! Cookies are your friend! You must give in to the triple chocolate!

Madame Foster: I'm sorry. But maybe you can sell them again next year. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Next year? Who knows when that'll be.

(Bloo is trying to break up Frankie's date with Dylan by posing as her ex-boyfriend) Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why, Frankie! Fancy meeting you here! How long has it been? Frances "Frankie" Foster: (spits out her drink) Bloo? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why, Frankie, you old girl! I can't believe you still call me that... term of endearment! (Dylan raises an eyebrow, blinks twice) Frances "Frankie" Foster: (to Dylan) Heh-heh, heh-heh, uh... don't listen to this maniac! (to Bloo) What are you doing here, Bloo? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why, I'm on a dinner date! And please, call me by my first name - Orlando!

Cheese: I like chocolate milk.

Cheese: I like cereal.

Eduardo: Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes / Everybody likes potatoes. (others look shocked by this) Eduardo: This spud's for you.

Madame Foster: Time waits for no man. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What about imaginary friends? Does it wait for imaginary friends? Madame Foster: Not on my watch.

Mac: But, Bloo, I thought you hated Cheese. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You know what? You're right. I didn't like Cheese. I had difficulty tolerating Cheese. And as far as I could tell, nobody else really had a taste for Cheese. Except the mice. Mice like Cheese. Cheese: Hi, doggies. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: But now, even though Cheese once made my stomach turn, I like Cheese. I hope to have my taste of Cheese every day, maybe even for the rest of my life, even though Cheese smells. And in time, I hope everyone learns to appreciate his unique... flavor, if you will. I love you, brother. (hugs Cheese) Cheese: I pooted.

Mr Herriman: Master Bloo, I have been asked to uphold the integrity of this household, and I ask that you refrain from your usual numbskull plots and knuckleheaded shenanigans. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: They're really more like harebrained schemes. Mr Herriman: Hmph! If they were harebrained, they'd be clever.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Let's spice this baby up the way I did Taco Night. Mr Herriman: That was you? But I thought Jolly Buttons did it! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, I just framed Jolly. Mr Herriman: We had him deported! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, he still sends me postcards. (postcard reads, in cutout letters - "I will get you.")

Cheese: Brother! And together we're... Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't say it! Cheese: We're... Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't! Cheese: We're... Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I warn you! Madame Foster: Bloo Cheese?

Mac: (trying to teach Bloo how to be sarcastic) Now you try. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I want a cooookie. Mac: (pause) Wait. Are you being sarcastic? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'm being huuuungry.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: (convinced Mac is a nerd) Oh, yeah? Do you have any friends? Mac: Yes! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Who's your best friend? Mac: You. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: And you had to make me up!

Wilt: Hey, how ya doing? Name's Wilt. (Mac and Bloo stare up at Wilt for a long time) Yo, guys! Hello? Oh, I get it. Is cool, is cool. I know I'm all broken, with the wonky eye and the stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? Don't worry, I'll get someone else... Mac, Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You're tall! Wilt: Oh, well, yeah. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You should play basketball. Wilt: Oh, well, actually I used to... sure. So, how about that tour?

Wilt: (explaining an imaginary friend who looks like Mojo Jojo from "The Powerpuff Girls") Some kids aren't that creative, so they just copy what they see on TV. What you gonna do?

Cheese: (with aluminum foil in his teeth) I have braces. Mac: You found that on the ground, didn't you? Cheese: Garbage can.

Duchess: And to what do I owe the unwelcomed intrusion of Bloo and boy? Mac: Please, your Duchessness. I'm late, Bloo's hungry, and we're lost. Can you tell us how to get downstairs? Duchess: Yes. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Cool. (Duchess resumes eating) Mac: Um... hello? Duchess: What? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Aren't you gonna show us the way down? Duchess: No. Mac: But you said... Duchess: You asked if I could, and I can. You didn't ask if I would, and I won't. Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Why I oughta... and I will!

Mr Herriman: Trust me when I tell you that we did not order a dozen pizzas. Pizza Delivery Man: Okay. Here's your pizzas, man. Mr Herriman: I reiterate: We did not order any pizzas. And furthermore, I am not a man. I am a rabbit. Pizza Delivery Man: Okay. Here's your pizzas, rabbit.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: That's strange. I know I dropped a pair of tighty whities right here. Mac: Are you sure? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Trust me, handling someone else's drawers is something you never forget.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: A bust this large needs ample support!

Mr Herriman: If there is anything I can do, please say it. Bunny #1: Actually, we would like to live with you, where we can be safe from the wolves! Mr Herriman: Are you kidding? I'd never let you savages into the house! (Hops away) Bunny #1: Sucker! (turns to other bunny) I took his wallet! Bunny #2: To the mall!

Mac: So, let me get this straight. You and this other lady have been rivals ever since you were children when she stole your lunchbox, your boyfriend. . . Madame Foster: And my marbles! Mac: Obviously.

Mac: No Bloo! No! You wouldn't like me when I have sugar!

Mr Herriman: (to Bloo) I dislike you with a great intensity.

Mac: Are you being sarcastic? Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Man, I don't even know any more.

Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, Duchess. (sarcastic) You're sooo beautiful! Duchess: I know; so kind of you to notice! Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I was being sarcastic; you're really ugly! Duchess: (sarcastic) Well, in that case, you're a supergenius! This conversation is over!

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