Flubber
1997
Phillip Brainard: If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
Phillip Brainard: I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.
Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best. Martha George: (about the excitement of getting married) How do you hold it in? Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: (thinking she meant waste) Well, like everybody else, Ruthie. I just cross my legs real tight. Martha George: (gets a little tickled by that answer) I was talking about your excitement.
Weebo: Maybe you should just go without me. Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Why? Weebo: Because I get car sick. Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips. Weebo: No! Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: You don't have a stomach. Weebo: I have a queasy gyro.
Wilson Croft: What happened between us, Phil? Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.
Wilson Croft: I'm not an innovator like you, Phil. I'm an adapter, and to that end, I have profited from your ideas. Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Why are you here? Wilson Croft: Well, to be honest. I'm here this weekend to steal your fiancee. And make her my wife. Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Well, I think you'll be sadly disappointed.