Flight of the Navigator
1986
(Alien eats David's hat) Max: That could have been your head David.
Max: I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies. David: You were looking at FLOWERS!
Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission. David: So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing? Max: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.
Max: Are we there yet? Where are we anyway? David: Geez, I have no idea. We need to get directions. Max, David: (they here some upbeat music coming from a convertible on the highway) Oooooo. David: (they lower the space ship beside the car at a stop sign) Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Fort Lauderdale? Max: And you better make your directions clear because we get lost easy. Teen in Car: MOVE! (they speed off) Max: Hey! Thanks for nothing! (to David) Were those geeks, David? David: Yes, Max. Those were geeks.
Max: I do not leak, you leak!
Max: Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.
Max: Ooh, a threat. Look, I'm really shaking!
David: That's it? Max: That's it, Davy! David: Davy? Max: If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship! David: You sound just like a human! Max: No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork! David: Buttface! Max: Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!
David: My dad took me to see the Bee Gees a couple months ago. Who did you see? Carolyn McAdams: Twisted Sister. David: Never heard of her. Carolyn McAdams: It's a him. David: Oh. Carolyn McAdams: Actually, it's a them.
Max: See ya later, Navigator!
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