Final Destination
2000
Bludworth: In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.
Tod Waggner: We say that the hour of death cannot be forecast. But when we say this, we imagine that the hour is placed in an obscure and distant future. It never occurs to us that it has any connection with the day already begun, or that death could arrive this same afternoon - this afternoon which is so certain, and which has every hour filled in advance.
Billy Hitchcock: Carter, you dick!
Billy Hitchcock: There they go, here we stay. (as he watches the plane take off and then explode)
Carter: As far as I know, this shit can circle around and get us all again. But for right now, I'm the safest fucker in the world, because you're still NEXT.
Tod Waggner: I never thought anything could look worse than my yearbook photo... George: How do you think I feel having to look at you all the time?
Hare Krishna: Death is not the end. Val Lewton: It will be for you if you keep harassing my students.
Carter: I'm never gonna die!
Agent Weine: Nobody has control over life and death, unless they're taking life, causing death.
Terry: I'm moving on, Carter. And if you want to waste your life beating the shit out of Alex every time you see him then you can just drop fucking dead!
(in Carter's car) Billy Hitchcock: Stay below the speed limit. And, oh: don't pass on the right. Carter: Wait a minute. I'm havin' a vision here. (to Billy) Carter: You're the next one man. Billy Hitchcock: Hey, man. Why'd you say something like that? Carter: Because if you don't shut up, *I'm* gonna fuckin' kill you!
Clear Rivers: This gives me a rush! Alex Browning: What? This place? Clear Rivers: Doing something I'm not supposed to.
Alex Browning: (in the Carter's car with him, Clear and Billy) You think it's gonna make it easier to know, Carter? (Everyone looks at him) Alex Browning: It's not. It's gonna make it fuckin' harder.
Alex Browning: (looking at Tod in the funeral home) Is that him? Clear Rivers: I think so. Why did they make him look like Michael Jackson?
Clear Rivers: Almost autumn. Alex Browning: It's only the end of June. Clear Rivers: Yeah, but everything's always in transition. If you focus, even now, just one week into summer, you can almost feel autumn coming. Clear Rivers: (turns toward Alex) Clear Rivers: Kinda like being able to see the future.
Carter: We blow half a day in Paris, all because Browning had a bad fucking dream?
Alex Browning: (describing his premonition) I saw it. Like, I don't know I just saw it. I saw it on the runway, I saw it take off. I saw out my window. I saw the ground. And-and the cabin starts to shake, right? And the left side blows up and the whole plane just explodes! And it was so real, just how everything happens, you know? Tod Waggner: You've been on a lot of planes that blew up? Val Lewton: You must have fallen asleep.
Clear Rivers: (gesturing toward artwork) Do you know what this is? Alex Browning: This is... this is springy head guy. Clear Rivers: It's you Alex, and how you make me feel. Alex Browning: I'm sorry.
Alex Browning: Ms Lewton, I... Val Lewton: (interupts) Don't talk to me, you scare the Hell outta me.
Alex Browning: You should be fucking dead! Carter: Well, you're the fucking devil!
Carter: (mocking Alex) The plane, it's gonna blow up. It's gonna blow up! Tod Waggner: Fuck you, Horton! Alex Browning: The only trip you're taking is to the *fucking hospital*!
Alex Browning: (yelling at death) You tried to capitalize but I caught you, you fuck! Yeah, I can beat you. Not forever, but I've got this cabin rigged to beat you now!
Clear Rivers: (to Alex) Because of you, I'm still alive. (gives him rose) Thank you.
Carter: Well, we made it. Clear Rivers: Paris, I can't believe it. Alex Browning: I just can't believe we got on a plane again, you know what I'm saying?
Tod Waggner: Let's go take a shit. Alex Browning: (confused) Why don't you take a shit by yourself?
Clear Rivers: When I was a kid, like six or seven, I used to worry so much about my parents dying. Lying awake at night, just worrying. Alex Browning: Most kids do, I guess. Clear Rivers: Most kids never have it happen.
Billy Hitchcock: And I fucking hated French class!
Billy Hitchcock: (Wondering who is next to die) Please tell me I'm gonna get to see the Jets win the Super Bowl!