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Movie Quotes - 97

Film dialogue

Hard Rain

1998

Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this? Mr Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.

Tom: What did you hit me with, anyway? Karen: It was a crucifix. (Everyone looks at her) What? It was all I could find. Tom: Great, I'm gonna have people from all around the world come to see the impression of Jesus on my forehead.

Officer: You took the money. Didn't you son? Tom: Yeah I hid it in the cemetery. Officer: Why you do that? tom: I don't like to carry around that much cash, ya know?

Henry: Do you want me to get out of here? Doreen: Of course, Henry. Henry: Then shut the fuck up!

Harry and Tonto

1974

Harry: You never really feel somebody's suffering; you only feel their death.

Shirley: I like you, Norman. Norman: I like you, too, Aunt Shirley. But I think you're a bitch.

Harry: How old are you? Ginger: 16. Harry: I guess I don't know much about being 16 these days. Ginger: Neither do I.

Burt Coombes Jr.: I know you think you're really far out. You smoke a couple of joints, and you think you're into something, right? No... hey, I know. I mean, I took 32 trips, you ninny. Pure stuff. Pure rainbow! I had more coke stuffed up this nose than you could breathe air. I was into heavy Tibetan meditation for two years, you jimbo! Harry: You're not very tolerant, Junior. Burt Coombes Jr.: The heaviest thing I can do for him is to (shouts) wake him up!

Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy

1999 (V)

(Harry sneaks up behind Santo at the shore of the lake) Harry Knuckles: You didn't hear me approach Santo, what's up with that man ? Santo: Many years of wrestling with the forces of evil has taught us both the stealth of "el gato."

(Harry and Santo are travelling on a boat) Santo: Tell me, have you heard the one about the chicken and the egg ? It seems that a chicken and egg were lying in bed together. The chicken was seen to be relaxed, a wing behind his head, and stroking his chest lazily and smoking a cigarette. By contrast, the egg had turned his back to the chicken. He was staring at the wall, his arms crossed, and with a disgruntled attitude. The chicken leaned over to the egg and said, "well, I guess that settles that question."

Harry O: Such Dust As Dreams Are Made On

1973

Harry Orwell: How old are you? Girl Clerk: I'm 20... almost 21. Harry Orwell: Ever go fishing? Girl Clerk: I'd LOVE to! Harry Orwell: Sometimes when you go fishing you catch a little fish... You have to let them go and throw them back... 'cause they're too young. Girl Clerk: Do you really have to let them go? Harry Orwell: Yes... It's a pity.

Harry O

1974

Harry O: A procedure? You go by the book this time, you'll have a dead star on your hands!

Harry O: There'll be others. Judy: No, there won't be others. Harry O: Oh, that's right, you fixed it. Judy: Yes, I did. Harry O: You fixed it by framing Lester. Judy: What? Harry O: By framing Lester, it was *his* car that ran over Lynn Northrup! The pictures were in *his* files! You really fixed him, didn't you? Judy: That's a terrible thing to say, I didn't! Harry O: If you can't have him, nobody can have him? Judy: He's *my* husband! Harry O: That's a fantasy! The loss of virginity is *not* a marriage!

Lt K.C. Trench: Orwell... Why in the world should I bother answering your questions? Harry O: Because my feet hurt?

Harry S. Truman: Plain Speaking

1976 (TV)

Harry S. Truman: There are all these things, the honors, the 21-gun salutes, and it isn't for you. It's for the Presidency, and you've got to keep yourself separate from that in your mind. If you can't, you're in . . . trouble.

(commenting on his 'Give 'em Hell" campaign style) Harry S. Truman: I never gave anybody Hell. I just told the truth; and they thought I was givin' 'em Hell.

Harsh Realm

1999

Lt Mel Waters: Can you remind me what we're doing here? Lt Thomas Hobbes: Peacekeeping. Lt Mel Waters: We're doing a helluva job.

Mike Pinnochio: Are you kidding me? This is Harsh Realm. Kindness is when your buddy robs you and shoots you and DOESN'T rape your woman.

Mike Pinnochio: Whatever you're looking for here, somebody has already eaten it, banged it or burned it.

Mike Pinnochio: If I can't eat it, bang it or burn it, I'm sure as hell not gonna learn it.

Harvesters

2001 (V)

Betty Peelman: I'll make sandwiches. It's sandwich night. We always have sandwiches on Thursdays.

Betty Peelman: I will not have strangers sleeping on MY CLEAN SHEETS!

Betty Peelman: You must hate your mother for not busting your ass enough when you were a kid!

U. S. Marshal Nicole Torson: She's an all-around dangerous woman.

(explaining why she's covered with blood) Amy Peelman: I was at a club - must have been too close to a fistfight.

Herbert Peelman: How many times do I have to tell you? Never in the eye! Your just cost us a lot of money!

Haunting Desires

2004 (TV)

Jill O'Connor: I will not scat! Nor will I scoot, scram or skedaddle! Detective Trout: Well, you got spunk! Jill O'Connor: Uh-huh. Detective Trout: I hate spunk!

Mr Andrews: Remember that time you exposed that white slave ring down in Chinatown? Jill O'Connor: Oh, come on, I was practically raped with a broom handle! Mr Andrews: You just can't make stuff like that up.

Haute tension

2003

Le tueur: You drive a woman crazy. You little slut.

Le tueur: You can't escape from me, bitch!

(repeated line) Marie: I won't let anyone come between us any more.

Alexia: The problem is, he's got a girlfriend he doesn't want to split up with. Marie: Why are you so interested, then? Alexia: Someone who's taken must be worth it. I'm skeptical of single guys.

Have You Been Left Behind?

1999 (V)

Pastor Vernon Billings: Hello. My name's Vernon Billings, and I'm pastor of the New Hope Village Church of Mount Prospect, Illinois. As you watch this tape, I can only imagine the fear and the despair that you face. For this is being recorded for viewing only after the disappearance of God's people from the earth. The fact that you are watching indicates that you have been left behind.

Pastor Vernon Billings: But as this tape was recorded beforehand, and I'm confident that I will be gone, you're probably asking yourself, "How did he know?"

Hawken's Breed

1987

Noel Hickman: I don't know who started all this talk about good always being mixed up with bad, and bad with good. All I know is, when people are alone, when there's no law to see to it that they got to stand inside the bounds; then they're either all good or all bad. And it's a tough thing for a boy to find out that his pa is one of the bad.

Noel Hickman: Spirit and I visit his grave regular now. It's more from love than duty. He saved the life of that woman... and made the life of this man.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

1983

Adam: By the Power of Grayskull! (Adam is turned into He-Man) He-Man: I have the power!

Adam: I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull! He-Man: Only a few others share this secret... The Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

Man-At-Arms: That's very interesting, but silly.

Skeletor (U.S. Version) : Skeletor to King Randor... come in, you royal boob!

He-Man: Cringer became the Mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man the most powerful man in the universe.

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

2002

Prince Adam: By the Power of Grayskull (Turns into He-Man) He-Man: I have the power.

Skeletor: I believe I'm going to gag.

Stratos: There's a new evil in Eternia... something stinky.

(Skeletor is wearing a magical belt that electrocutes him whenever he says, does, or thinks anything evil) Skeletor: He- Man, defeated. This is the most delightful moment of my... (the belt shocks him) AAAAH. Trap-Jaw: Life?

Hear My Song

1991

Micky: You're drivin' like a madman. Gordon: You think this is bad? You should see me when I'm on me own! Micky: Sure I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

Micky: Think of the publicity your comeback would have. And the women, the women! There won't be a dry seat in the house.

Nancy: Mickey I love you, I love you Mickey. Micky: Vice Versa Love.

Heart and Souls

1993

(to a child he robbed) Milo Peck: Hey, life's tough. Sometimes you don't get what you want. Mostly you don't get what you want.

Milo Peck: Look, I'm a man. Julia: You're a *dead* man. Milo Peck: You bug my ass! You've been bugging my ass since the early-'70s.

Milo Peck: He likes to play the field. He takes after me Julia: A baboon in heat takes after you. Milo Peck: Funny. You're killing me, you're really killing me. Oh yeah, I'm already dead. I forgot

Milo Peck: (to the person that caused his death) I can't get a decent meal, I can't get a smoke, and mostly, I can't get laid. You turned me into a *goddamn* monk!

Hearts in Atlantis

2001

Ted: Sometimes when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been? then we grow up and our hearts break into two.

Bobby: Why do we always expect home to stay the same? Nothing else does.

Carol: You're a strange person. Ted: SHH!! Tell no one.

Bobby Garfield (Adult) : It's funny how when you're a kid, a day can last forever. Now, all these years seem just like a blink.

Ted: We're all just passing through, kiddo. Just passing through, that's all.

Ted: It will be the kiss by which all others in your life will be judged... and found wanting.

Ted: Kids always think farts are funny.

Heaven & Hell: North & South, Book III

1994 (mini)

Ashton Main Fenway: (to Will) What you havent givin me? I'll tell you what you havent given me, THAT, Mont Royal the most beautiful and perfect place on earth, THAT is what I want, oh and I will get it.

Ashton Main Fenway: (after seeing the burned Mont Royal) Mont Royal, my beautiful Mont Royal what in gods name happened to you?

Ashton Main Fenway: Orry was a fool to marry that jumped-up negress!

Heavenly Desire

1979

(The two women's ghosts climb into The Devil's car) Rosebud: Where are we? Mary Lou: Are we in Heaven? The Devil: Baby, you're in the backseat of a Cadillac Broham, that's as close to heaven as you're gonna get.

Rosebud: Who are you? The Devil: The Devil. Rosebud: Yeah... if you're the Devil how come you don't have horns? The Devil: Horns? Hell, horns went out with The Exorcist.

Heavy

1995

Dolly: Why, you mustn't skip breakfast. It's the most imp... important meal. Victor: I'm fat ma. Dolly: You are not fat, you are not. Honey, you're husky, you're... you're well-built, you're macho! Victor: I am fat ma!

Patient in Hospital: "You're as big as an ox and no one sees you. I am the same way, I am loud and no one hears me, but when I whisper everyone looks around like something happened"

Hector

2002

Abbigail: Fuck you Mark, you fucking... FUCK!

Polecat: Just where in LA is this dirt road? Mark: Uh... Van Nuys? Chase: There are a lot of dirt roads in Van Nuys.

Maxwell: Oh. I'm sorry Jeffrey. I know I've been a little hard on you lately. Tell you what... take my phone. Call your mom. Have her start baking your favorite pie, because you are coming home! You are not cut out for show business!

Heidi

1993 (TV)

Klara: We'll have school together. Heidi: School? Rottenmeier: Oh yes, you must learn how to read, everyone does.

Heidi: (to her grandfather) You can't just turn your back like that! You can't!

(Heidi can finally hear the lady of the mountain) Heidi: I can hear her Peter, the lady of the mountain I can finally hear her.

Klara: And I was so looking forward to having a friend, please don't go, please stay!

(Klara panics when Heidi talks about going back to the mountains) Klara: No Heidi! This is your home now! You can't talk about leaving, do you hear me you mustn't!

(Heidi sees her grandfather after a long time) Heidi: Grandfather it's me Heidi. You didn't forget me did you? (Heidi's grandfather says nothing and walks out to the barn)

Heidi: Klara I made a promise to Grandmother before she died. I didn't even know what it meant. Not then, but now I do. This is my home Klara, this is where I belong.

Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay

2002 (TV)

Lexi Wilcox: Mary Kay, Mary Kay - i just wanted to meet you, I just started two months ago - I just wanted to tell you I'm going to be queen next year Mary Kay: When I first started sellin', I went to the sales director and you know what he said to me? Lexi Wilcox: He said you would, Mary Kay: I am saying that to you right now, I think you will.

Lexi Wilcox: (Lexi goes to a door) Aileen i was not trying to sell anything. Aileen: You said, my friends would not talk to me for a week after the last time ... (she closes to the door and then opens it a few moments later) Aileen: Take your damn make-up with you.

Hellfire

1995/I (TV)

Baron Jean Octavie: Die for me, my pet, that we both may be reborn.

Julien: Why can't we have a bit of cheerful Italian music, like everyone else?

Julien: That man and his damned symphony, or me!

(Carlotta, jumping into Marius' bed before she possesses Gabrielle's body) Carlotta: I can't wait!

Marius Carnot: It's as though the music were buried in my soul.

Constable: This is not Paris, madam... I don't need any evidence.

Hello Again

1987

Kevin Scanlon: Are you trying to get me to fall in love with the dog... and then with you?

Zelda: Are you crazy?! (points to squished fly) You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli... Jack Benny.

Lucy Chadman: (struggling to get into a dress) Argh! I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!

Kevin Scanlon: That look has real possibilities.

Lucy Chadman: You clean? This is cleaning, right? My son is cleaning? I never thought I'd live to see the day... actually I didn't.

Hellraiser: Deader

2005 (V)

Pinhead: You opened the box and your soul belongs to me.

Winter: You can't hurt me. Pinhead: You're not the first to say that... and you won't be the last!

Pinhead: Dreams are fleeting, Nightmares last forever!

Pinhead: Don't you think for a second you are not in danger!

Hellraiser: Hellworld

2005 (V)

The Host: If you need anything, scream!

The Host: I Love To Party.

The Host: You and your friends have been six feet under since this party began!

The Host: Thirsting for more? How about some pain!

The Host: You dream is over! Your nightmare is about to begin!

The Host: You know what makes my revenge so sweet?... It's because I beat you guys at your own game!

Helter Skelter

1976 (TV)

Charlie: It ain't nice to snitch, Shorty.

Charles Manson: "You beat a man with a whip... and he likes the whip... (laughs) you're just makin' a fool of yourself!"

Housekeeper: MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!

Dist. Atty. Vincent Bugliosi: (narrating) It was so quiet, one of the killers would later say, you could almost hear the sound of ice rattling in cocktail shakers in the homes way down the canyon.

Dist. Atty. Vincent Bugliosi: Are you always this happy? Cindy Jane Orelia: Uh-huh. Dist. Atty. Vincent Bugliosi: What's the secret? Lisa Armbruster: We found the truth. Dist. Atty. Vincent Bugliosi: What's the truth? Lisa Armbruster: Charlie is love.

Hemingway's Adventures of a Young Man

1962

Nick Adams: Look, what can you tell in four days? George: I'll tell ya what I can tell. I can tell ya that three times a day I get hungry and every twenty-four hours I get an irresistible urge to go to sleep in a bed. I don't wanna beg and I don't wanna steal. I don't want a cop tellin' me I'm a vagrant and runnin' me outta town. I'm sorry to desert you, but I'm not cut out for this kind of a life.

Hemp for Victory

1943

Narrator: For the sailor, no less than the hangman, hemp was indispensable. A 44-gun frigate like our cherished Old Ironsides took over 60 tons of hemp for rigging, including an anchor cable 25 inches in circumference. The Conestoga wagons and prairie schooners of pioneer days were covered with hemp canvas. Indeed the very word canvas comes from the Arabic word for hemp. In those days hemp was an important crop in Kentucky and Missouri. Then came cheaper imported fibers for cordage, like jute, sisal and Manila hemp, and the culture of hemp in America declined.

Herbie: Fully Loaded

2005

Maggie Peyton: (reading the note in Herbie's glove box) "Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problems, he will help you solve them." Great, a fortune cookie on wheels.

Jeff Gordon: The car just winked at me. Jimmie Johnson: Are you feeling okay?

Maggie Peyton: (seeing Herbie with a lovestruck expression after he sees a brand new Volkswagen Beetle) Herbie, she's too young for you.

(last lines) Ray Peyton Sr: All right, go on, get out of here... I mean it, Herbie.

Maggie Peyton: I'm being carjacked by my own car!

Kevin: (shouting during a race) Come on Maggie!... I mean, Maxi!

Heroes of Might and Magic III: The Restoration of Erathia

1999 (VG)

Queen Catherine: I grow weary of this war. So do the necromancers.

(first lines) Queen Catherine: It's been three weeks since we set sail for Enroth. Slaves and mercenaries freed under our skirmishes speak of the turmoil of Erathia. I assume the rumors are true, but I must see the evidence with my own eyes. With no survivors, only the battlefield could tell me what happened here. This was the work of the Dungeon overlords. This event tore my heart and fueled my anger. I think of my husband Roland and my son Nicholas, and how much further this war will take me from them. But I must not fail. Erathia must not fall to its enemies.

Hexed

1993

Hexina: When you've killed as many people as I have, it's easy to lose track. Now, which one was Simon? Tall guy, bad skin?

(Matthew Welsh punches Hexina below the belt) Hexina: Found my G-spot! Thank you much.

Det. Ferguson: She even attacked a mime. Just found out about it. Seems the mime had been reluctant to talk.

Hexina: (Hexina has killed someone and has snuck into Matthew's apartment) You and I are going to have so much fun! Think of all the great sex games we can play. Do you have mayonnaise and a rake?

Hey Good Lookin'

1982

Vinnie: Well, listen, Ms Movie star - Vinnie doesn't pay for it. OK? Vinnie NEVER pays for it.

Crazy Shapiro: It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz! It's Roz!

Crazy Shapiro: Some nights I... I just feel like painting a picture. Vinnie: Hey, Norman Rockwell - paint me a picture. Crazy Shapiro: I didn't say I painted. I said I "felt like" like it. Vinnie: Hey, there are over twenty million faggots in New York that "feel like it?" You wanna make it twenty million and one?

Old Vinnie: If there was one thing we learned back then that's still true now, it's that if you turn a woman upside down, they all look alike. So why bother?

Crazy Shapiro: When I'm up on the roof, it's like nothing can touch me. You know, it's all so quiet and beautiful, with the whole city right out in front of my eyes.

Hey Jo

2005 (TV)

Dave West: I have a wonderful policy in life. I believe in use and be used. Use somebody, and let them use you. Jean-Christophe Novelli: Oh, I see, you mean like *that*.

Dave West: I always think I'm like a rat or a cockroach - very good at adapting. So, I think this life was made for me.

Dave West: I'm the architect at the moment. It's all in there. Nicky Haslam: That'll save you some money.

Jean-Christophe Novelli: I might look like a celebrity but I worked my fucking arse off for years and years and years, and I know what it is to suffer in a kitchen. Dave West: Yeah, but these chefs today seem as if they're awfully spoilt. Jean-Christophe Novelli: No, Dave no. I'm serious now. You've got to be practical. This is the heart of your business.

Dave West: All my life I dreamed of building a folly.

Hey Ram

2000

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: See mister Uppili, your son in law is also a mahatma! Saketh Ram: No, I am not! Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: Most mahatmas don't admit they are one. Do you think I am a mahatma? Saketh Ram: You will deny it if I say you are, So I shall deny you another denial sir.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: I am willing to take all this communal hatred in the form a bullet, If I am promised that along with that they will also bury this communal hatred and live together as one community.

Hey, Vern, It's Ernest!

1988

Dust Bunny: Ernie, Babe, what would you do with $10,000? Ernest P. Worrel: Well, I might do a little dusting around here!

Baby Ernest: Boy grown-ups sure do talk funny, Know What I Mean?

Dr Otto: Would you like to play a game with me called Paper, Rock Scissors? Okay, here we go. One, two, three. (He's got scissors) Well I see you have a rock, well, I have a bomb! So I win anyway. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Oh don't take it personally, I cheat with everybody.

Dr Otto: Eureka, California!

Dr Otto: (On Ernest's home movie) It was awful. It was terrible. I loved it. I gave it three thumbs up.

Hi Honey, I'm Home

1991

Elaine Duff: Nice house you got here. Lloyd Neilson: Yeah, we couldn't decide on a house or a condom.

Honey Neilson: We are the Neilsons from "Hi Honey, I'm Home." We were sent here by the S.R.P. Mike Duff: S.R.P.? Honey Neilson: Sitcom Relocation Program.

(Skunk and Eliane are figthing) Sidney "Skunk" Duff #1: Elaine! Elaine Duff #1: Don't call me that! Sidney "Skunk" Duff #1: MOM! Elaine Duff #1: ... Don't call me that either...

Hideous!

1997

Napoleon Lazar: And what are you doing walking around like that, with no top on? Sheila: I'm free, I'm proud, I'm woman!

Belinda Yost: You're fired! You're fired from everywhere! You're fired from the fucking universe!

Elvina: Well shoot, I don't want to go to jail, there are lesbians there. Sheila: I always thought that was one of the advantages.

Napoleon Lazar: My babies! My beautiful babies!

High Road to China

1983

Zura: The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.

Evie: Which one of you boys would like the honour of loaning me an airplane. RAF Officer: The RAF would be proud to loan Miss Tozer an aircraft. Evie: (Blows him a kiss) I'll have it back in two weeks! RAF Officer: Oh wait a minute, I thought you meant just for the night. Sorry. (Silence) Evie: Anyone Else? (Pause) Evie: No more heroes? So long boys.

Patrick O' Malley: You wrecked my plane! Eve "Evie" Tozer: It was always a wreck!

Suleman Khan: You will be my welcome guests for dinner Struts: Is he going to eat us or feed us?

Hilary and Jackie

1998

Hilary: If you think being an ordinary person is any easier than being an extraordinary one, you're wrong.

Jackie du Pr: I'll play the fucking triangle, I just want to make music again!

Hilary: I've given you everything. Every since we were little, everything you've asked for I've said yes. Jackie listen. Jackie... Jackie... I'm sorry.

HipHopBattle.com: Hip Hop 4 Life

2001

Kenny: There's a way to do it man and I'm not asking you to talk to the crowd. I'm asking you to, like, be at one with 'em. Show 'em your feminine side. Devon: Hold on, wait a minute. Feminine side? Hold on, whoa! Kenny: Yeah, your feminine side. Devon: Hold on, now if you expect me to walk around on a stage like RuPaul or something like that, then you got another thing (interrupted by Kenny) Kenny: Ti-ti-time out. Boy slow down. I'm talking about the side of you man that gives birth! Devon: What? Kenny: Follow me. The part of you that gives birth to creativity...

(wearing a Nefertiti hat) Jessica: I can't compete with this. I can't take this emotional blackmail.

HippHipp!

2001

Itzhak Skenstrm: The people of Greenland has a thousand words for snow, but no words for war. The people of Finland however, has a thousand words for alcohol, but no words for consideration.

Tony: Hey You! You wanna buy a recorder? potential buyer: Nah, I don't think... Zunken: Ah, come on now. If you strike now you get three cellphones and a toaster into the bargain.

Morgan Plsson, Tiffany Persson, Others: Look, Robert! It's Osama bin Laden!

Hit the Saddle

1937

(after Stoney and Rita sing a duet) Tucson Smith: As I live and breathe, if it isn't one of them singin' cowboys! Lullaby Joslin: That was grand singin'. I ain't heard the like since my grandpap Zubie was hung.

Lullaby Joslin: I know just how Stoney feels about it. Why, my third wife used to raise a ruckus every time I left her. Too bad about her, though. Took her out riding one day. She fell off her horse, broke her leg... we had to shoot her.

Hold That Ghost

1941

Ferdie: I called 42 Oh, Chucks and you didn't come in. Chuck: I came in as soon as you hollered "Oh, Chuck!" Ferdie: From now on, don't wait for me to say "Oh, Chuck!" Get in here on the "Oh!"

Camille: You boys ready to leave? Ferdie: I was ready to leave when he put the key in the front door to come in!

Ferdie: Look, from now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!

Ted Lewis: Is everybody happy?

Ferdie: If you see a pair of pants go flyin' through the air, don't grab 'em. Chuck: Why not? Ferdie: I'll be in 'em!

Camille: (after tasting the soup) Like mother used to make... It stinks!

Camille: What a tonsil. (shouts) What a tonsil!

Holiday

1938

Linda Seton: What's the use of having all this jack around if it can't get us a superior kind of man?

Linda Seton: Someone stop me; O someone please, just try and stop me!

Johnny Case: When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite!

Linda Seton: For the love of Pete... it's the Wicked Witch and Dopey!

Linda Seton: You've got no faith in Johnny, have you, Julia? His little dream may fall flat, you think. Well, so it may, what if it should? There'll be another. Oh, I've got all the faith in the world in Johnny. Whatever he does is all right with me. If he wants to dream for a while, he can dream for a while, and if he wants to come back and sell peanuts, oh, how I'll believe in those peanuts!

Hollywood or Bust

1956

Malcolm Smith: Boy, I'm lucky. Do you know when I first found out I was lucky? Steve Wiley: When? Malcolm Smith: When I entered the "Send in a Poochy Puff Dog Food jingle for the Poochy Puff Dog Food" jingle contest. You wanna hear how it goes? Malcolm Smith: No, but I will.

(on his jingle) Malcolm Smith: You like it? Steve Wiley: I think it'll live forever. Maybe longer!

(his jingle, to the tone of "Rock-a-bye Baby") Malcolm Smith: I eat Poochy Puff Dog Food outta the can / It makes me eat my food just like a man / My coat is so glossy, shiny and bright / My master can find me in the middle of the night!

(last lines) Woman: (to Mr Bascomb the dog) May I have your autograph, please? (the dog signs) Woman: Oh, wonderful! Thank you!

Holy Smoke

1999

PJ Waters: You know, you'd be better off crying.

PJ: I don't hate women. I love ladies. Ruth Barron: Ha! Ladies! You wouldn't know any. I bet you date little Barbie dolls, don't you? "Oh, you're so brainy, you're so big! Can I suck your dick?" Can I be alone now?

PJ Waters: I was young once, too, and handsome. You'd have been impressed.

PJ Waters: I was young once, too, and handsome. You'd have been impressed. Ruth Barron: I wasn't born!

A Home at the End of the World

2004

Clare: I'm pregnant, you fuckers!

Clare: Is there anything you can't do? Bobby Morrow: I can't be alone.

Bobby Morrow, 1982: (to Jonathan) You're essential.

Bobby Morrow: I get up and walk around in the dark sometimes. Does that freak you out? Jonathan Glover: No... I don't know. Bobby Morrow: When the place is all dark, when you and Clare have gone to sleep, and I'm awake, it's like being alive and being dead at the same time, y'know? It's this sorta halfway thing, where people who are alive are dreaming and people who are dead are... where they are. And I'm here... in the dark and the quiet.

Carlton Morrow: Window pane, for clarity of vision.

Clare: (on Bobby, when meeting him for the first time) Where did you find him? Jonathan Glover: He found me.

Homegrown

1998

Jack: Harlan, you don't dare somebody to kill ya.

(about one of her many love affairs) Lucy: It's complicated. Sometimes complications are interesting.

Jack Marsden: You guys are the biggest fuck-ups in the history of dope dealing. That's a huge fuckin' statement.

Carter: Do you know that you're acting exactly like Malcolm? Jack: What's wrong with that? Carter: Nothin'. It's just... kind of creepy. Jack: Well, if I'm acting like Malcolm at all, you should be grateful. Carter: Well, uh, yeh, Malcolm got himself killed.

Hooligans

2005/I

Pete Dunham: You stand... your ground!

Matt Buckner: Pete Dunham's life taught me there's a time to stand your ground, and his death taught me there's a time to let go.

Matt Buckner: I've never lived closer to danger, but I've never felt safer. I've never felt more confident, and people could spot it from a mile away. And as for this, the violence? I gotta be honest - it grew on me. Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go.

Matt Buckner: (singing) I'm forever blowing bubbles / Pretty bubbles in the air / They fly so high / They reach the sky / And like my dreams they fade and die / Fortunes always hiding, I've looked every where / I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air!

Hooper

1978

Sonny Hooper: I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!

Jocko Doyle: You oughta drink more. Nothing hurts when you're numb.

Ski: My life is worth more than a piece of film. Hooper: I'll tell you EXACTLY what your life is worth. Your life is worth fifty thousand dollars, that's the price you put on it when you got behind this wheel!

Singer: Everyone get drunk and be somebody!

Roger Deal: It has a nice grayness to it, like La Strada.

Hornblower: Mutiny

2001 (TV)

Captian James Sawyer: Liberty, equality, stupidity!

3rd Lt Horatio Hornblower: (in the middle of a suicide mission to blow up a Spanish fort) What are you doing here? Are you mad? 4th Lt Archie Kennedy: Quite possibly, but we thought you could use the company!

Hornblower: The Duchess and the Devil

1999 (TV)

(Knowing that his ship has only four guns) Hornblower: How many guns does the "Oriental" have, Mr Hunter. M'Man Hunter: Forty-eight, sir. Hornblower: Well, we'll certainly give them a run for their money, won't we Mr Styles? Styles: Certainly will sir. Take them at least a minute to sink us.

(Horatio stopped Hunter from shooting the French) Hunter: We're here to fight them aren't we? Hornblower: No, Mr Hunter, we're here to defeat them.

Hornblower: He wants to gives us his assistance. God damn him to hell!

Horned Owl

1995 (VG)

Hiro Utsumi: Nash, I'll take care of these guys. Nash Stolar: No way, Hiro, they're too much for you. Hiro Utsumi: Stay where you are, they're mine! Nash Stolar: Hey, Hiro, don't worry. I'll handle it. Kate L.: Cut it out, you two!

Hiro Utsumi: He was a tough one. Nash Stolar: Seem to be reading a little hard eh, Hiro? Hiro Utsumi: Oh, shut up.

Kate L.: Nash, Hiro, get ready for the final round. Hiro Utsumi: Roger! Nash Stolar: Roger!

Blaire: I hate human beings. I... am... eternal! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

House Arrest

1996/I

(to their parents) Matt Finley: Just one thing, we don't take sociology. T.J. Krupp: You guys should pay more attention.

Grover: Feel the fear... and go for it. (finds Brooke) You... owe me a quarter. (Brooke bursts into tears)

Jimmy Finley: You can't tell us what to do! Teddy Finley: Yeah, you're not our real mom! (they set off a rocket with a tomato stuck to it and it gets on Louise, who then wipes it off) Louise Finley: That's how I know there's a God. Victor 'Vic' Finley: Louise! Louise Finley: I'm coming! (to Matt) Will you just get the bomb squad dressed?

House of Dark Shadows

1970

Carolyn Stoddard: We were all very surprised that you've decided to settle in Collinsport. Barnabas Collins: When you know me better, you won't be.

Professor T. Eliot Stokes: Vampirism is not a disease, Julia. Vampires are the living dead.

Professor T. Eliot Stokes: What about the others--and the death of Carolyn Stoddard? Are we simply to forgive and forget those merely because you're attempting to cure the monster responsible? Dr Julia Hoffman: He is not a monster!

Barnabas Collins: Every wedding needs a witness. And you will be witness to this one.

House of Dies Drear

1984 (TV)

Thomas Small: Did you know about these caverns, too? Pluto: No. Not until about a week ago... when my father decided he was mortal like the rest of us... and thought it time to tell me.

Mayhew Skinner: Dies Drear's been dead a hundred years. He had no family. You had one. And you threw it away while you crawled around here all those days and nights. Pluto: Mayhew, can't you see, son? This is our legacy, our heritage. Mayhew Skinner: This isn't our heritage, it's the ART COLLECTION of a rich 19th-century ECCENTRIC! THE ONLY THING THAT'S UNDER HERE THAT'S REALLY OUR HERITAGE ARE THOSE SLAVE REGISTERS! The rest is just earthly goods... and you traded it all for Mother and me.

House of the Dead

1998 (VG)

Sophie: (dying words) You must stop Curien. Or else something terrible will happen.

Thomas Rogan: There's no way out, Curien! Dr Curien: I must compliment you. I didn't think you would make it this far. However, this is it. Let's see how good you really are. Say hello to my masterpiece! (reveals Magician) Magician: Who are you? Nobody gives me instructions. I shall destroy everything! (throws a fireball at Curien) Dr Curien: (dying words) What happened? Why don't you follow my instructions?

(last lines) Thomas Rogan: Everything is over. I have nothing more to lose. (begins to walk away) However, I must go on. (looks back) Goodbye, Curien. Farewell, Sophie.

House of Wax

1953

Prof. Henry Jarrod: I'm afraid that the visit of a such distinguished critic may cause my children to become conceited. To you they are wax, but to me their creator, they live and breathe.

Prof. Henry Jarrod: Here we have two great lovers from the past. Cleopatra Queen Of Egypt and Marc Antony, their last meeting. You'll recall that Antony believing Cleopatra to be dead killed himself with his own sword. When Cleopatra discovered what had happened, she quickly followed her lover.

Prof. Henry Jarrod: Here's President Lincoln and his assassin John Wilkes Booth. One of my few concessions to the macabre.

Prof. Henry Jarrod: Here we have Joan Of Arc. A favorite subject of mine.

House

1986

Harold: Great to have a new neighbor. The woman that lived here before you was nuts. Biggest bitch under the sun. Just a senile old hag really. Wouldnt be surprised if someone got fed up and offed her. Know what I mean? Roger: She was my aunt. Harold: Heart of gold though..just a saint really..and such a beautiful woman for her age.

Big Ben: *Damn*! Come back from the grave and ran out of ammunition.

Harold Gorton: Solitude's always better with somebody else around, ya know?

How Arnold Won the West

2004

Arnold Schwarzenegger: From the time you get up in the morning, you're taxed. You have a coffee, you're taxed. You go to the toilets, you're taxed. You get into your car, you're taxed. You go to the gas station, you're taxed. And this goes on all day long. Tax, Tax, Tax.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: I get donations from businesses and individuals, yes.

George W. Bush: No matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to lift as much weight as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

How Stella Got Her Groove Back

1998

Stella: This from the guy who makes a midnight run to the video store and comes back with Booty Call and the Lion King!

Stella: So how old are you anyway young man? Winston Shakespeare: Well, I'll be 21 on my next birthday so I guess that makes me 20. And how old are you young lady? Stella: 40 Winston Shakespeare: No truthfully.

Stella: (eating breakfast) Something sure smells good. Winston Shakespeare: It's my cologne, it's new. Stella: I meant the food. Winston Shakespeare: Oh. Stella: (in her mind) I meant the cologne.

How to Be Very, Very Popular

1955

Stormy: Hey Curly! Wedgewood: Not so loud... do you wanna get me expelled? Curly... Curly: Yeah? Wedgewood: Do you think you can get in here without being seen? Curly: For what purpose? Stormy: Don't argue the man's got a fried chicken in here. Curly: Hold him.

Stormy: You're still a pupil? Wedgewood: That's right. Stormy: Well what kind of a for-crying-out-loud kind of school could you be in? Wedgewood: This one, Bristol College. Stormy: This is a college? Wedgewood: Well, of course, what did you think it was? Stormy: I think you better let me outta here. I had all the college boys I want on Saturday nights thank you... tanked up on the two dollar gin.

Howling V: The Rebirth

1989 (V)

(to a werewolf who sneaks into her room as she pulls up her pants) Gail: This is VERY rude!

Dr Catherine Peake: It can't be an animal - no animal kills for pleasure.

David: We're puppets, and *The Count* is pulling the strings.

The Count: Werewolf! The prophecy is fulfilled!

Marylou Summers: No! This can't be happening!

Peter: There is an ancient Hungarian proverb: "Check the one who looks innocent!"

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