Movie Quotes - 95
(Vinson's cavalry patrol hurriedly buries a dead trooper) Sgt. Vinson: Collins, that deep enough. Roll him in and cover him up. Let's move! Pvt. Collins: You mean without reading the Good Book? Sgt. Vinson: If he needs our help to make it upstairs, he's in worse shape than he looks.
Sgt. Vinson: I need a six-foot hole dug. Any volunteers? Pvt. McGurney: Don't look at me, Sergeant. I'm too overcome with grief. Pvt. Pendelton: Well, I certainly can't do that! Pvt. Collins: All right, I'll be the goat. Half the tobacco? Pvt. McGurney: Collins, three feet will be plenty. He was only half a man.
Prison Director Poe: Intestinate!
(repeated line) Zed-10: Shall I intestinate?
Prison Director Poe: Crime does not pay.
D-Day, the Computer Geek: (Explaining the volatile nature of the Intestinator device) It's like T.N.T on PMS.
Prison Director Poe: This is an unauthorized thought process.
Nino Gomez: Try it motherfucker, and you're dead.
Abraham: Don't dream.
Goldie: Yo! Does this bitch ALWAYS talk in exclamation marks?
Maddy: If I told you I loved you, would you take it the wrong way?
Mr Parks: What do you call yourselves? Girls who run with foxes?
Legs: This is for Goldie. It's about saving her life... and who we are to her... This is about who we are.
Madeline 'Maddy' Wirtz: Where do you live? Margaret "Legs" Sadovsky: Mostly in my head.
Madeline 'Maddy' Wirtz: I don't even know your name. Margaret "Legs" Sadovsky: ... she says the next morning.
Margaret "Legs" Sadovsky: Maddy... don't take any shit.
Mr Parks: What are you girls, hmm? Some kind of gang? Girls who run with foxes and that sort of thing?
Madeline "Maddy" Wirtz: This is kidnapping! Margaret "Legs" Sadovsky: It's only a word, Maddy, don't let it scare you. Madeline "Maddy" Wirtz: You're what's scaring me.
Legs: You're in my heart Maddy.
Bobbie: Listen skinny, before you start talking tough, I'd better warn you I've got a black belt in karate. So why don't you get out of here quietly, while you still got some teeth left in that ugly face? (Foxy knocks her down with a barstool) Foxy Brown: And I've got MY black belt in barstools!
Foxy Brown: You pink-ass corrupt honky judge, take your little wet noodle outta here and if you see a man anywhere send him in because I do need a MAN!
Jackie: Let go of my hair, bitch!
Everyone: (everyone is singing the opening theme) Down at Fraggle Rock. Boober Fraggle: Down at Fraggle Rock! (Boober puts his face in his hands)
Pa Gorg: Son, it's time we had a talk. Junior Gorg: Oh boy! Is this *that* talk? Pa Gorg: Yes. It's time you've learned how to rule the universe. Junior Gorg: Oh, this is *that* talk.
Marjorie the Trash Heap: We cannot leave the magic!
Boober Fraggle: (the fraggles have found Sprocket's ball, which has rolled through the Fraggle hole) Ugh! It's a hideous round thing!
Junior Gorg: Look, Ma! I got a Fraggle! Ma Gorg: Aaaaaah!
Pa Gorg: Junior, are you sure this isn't another one of your dumb hair-brained schemes? Junior Gorg: No, Pa, this is one of my smart hair-brained schemes!
Frank McKlusky, C.I.
Mrs McClusky: Until you witness your husband explode in front of 5,000 people, you don't know shit!
Freeda: (to Scott Baio) Do you want to touch my boobs?
Freeda: So... Wanna touch my boobs? Scott Baio: (brief pause) How's that, now?
Gary Owens: Now, folks, you know him from "Happy Days", you kinda remember him from "Charles in Charge", and you're probably unaware that he was on "Diagnosis: Murder"... let's give a big round of applause for Scott Baio!
John Leguizamo: I don't wanna leave you with a bad impression of my father. No, no, because my father wasn't always this brutal. No, sometimes he drank too.
John Leguizamo: Once upon a time... there was a Little Red Riding Hood... and she went into the woods... and she got a Greencard. And she lived happily ever after, now shut the fuck up and go to sleep!
John Leguizamo: On the way to our tenement building, it was like the modern day Tower of Babel. The many colors of Beneton were there.
John Leguizamo: You people go back to your damn country! You multiply like roaches!
John Leguizamo: We lived on Roosevelt Avenue.
John Leguizamo: I was outnumbered. But I didn't care, 'cause I did what any Spanish kid raised in the ghetto would do... I acted like a retard.
Leila: You know, I think it's really important to understand the language of your enemy. It's a pity Israelis don't speak Arabic like Palestinians speak Hebrew. If they do, I think things will change.
Leila: Don't talk to me like this, we've been waiting hours for him to come, you come in this place and you're making a mess because you come from Isral.
Hanna: I speak Arabic, I speak English, what language are you speaking ?
Hanna: Rebecca come back !
Hanna: Then Mosh says to me : You know what Hanna ? The only thing, it is sure in Israel it is the Intifada and the war
(communicates) Alpha 2: GTI Vessels, power down and surrender. Jotunheim: Negative. You have no authority in this system. If you do not break off your attack, we will open fire. Command: Destroy GTI Base Jotunheim.
Alpha 2: GTI Vessels, power down and surrender. Jotunheim: Negative. You have no authority in this system. If you do not break off your attack, we will open fire. Command: Destroy GTI Base Jotunheim.
French & Saunders Live
Jennifer Saunders: (talking about coffee cups) I love a good rim.
Jennifer Saunders: Go, bitch, go!
Jennifer Saunders: Apparently, I am all the essence of all that is perfect in human womanhood.
Jennifer Saunders: Dawn French, your question for ten pounds in coins. What is the capital of England? Is it a: London, b: somewhere else, c: somewhere else entirely, or d: a worm?
Jennifer Saunders: Oooh... You're remarkably "oyvey" with the underworld parlance. Jennifer Saunders: Oh yeah. I've sniffed crack. Jennifer Saunders: Anyone I know?
Nell Dawson: With every month that passes things will become easier for you. Six months from now you'll be accepted here. Frieda: By you? Nell Dawson: By nine people out of ten. Frieda: By you? Nell Dawson: I'm the tenth.
Nell Dawson: Yes, I was wrong. No matter who they are, no matter what they've done, you can't treat human beings as though they were less than human... without becoming less than human yourself.
Friend of the Family
Linda Williams Stillman: My house! My rules!
Montana Stillman: You're just a second wife, Linda, a second-rate wife!
Elke Taylor: It's your body - you can do whatever you want with it.
Josh Stillman: I love my filmmaking - it's all I ever think about.
Jeff Stillman: You've been filling everyone with delusions.
Laura Kellogg: Take my dress off!
Michelle La Tour: Stop it, Paul, you'll get into trouble Paul Harrison: Im always in trouble; im thinking of taking it up profesionally
Paul Harrison: Oh, I forgot, you are only 14 Michelle La Tour: Fourteen and a half!
Paul Harrison: (after having sex for the first time) Michelle, last night, what if you find our you were going to have a baby? Michelle La Tour: I am going to have a baby. Paul Harrison: What?
Lady in Bookstore: And what did you get for yourself? A nice adventure story? Lady in Bookstore: (Paul shows her the book he's buying, titled, "A Baby is Born") OH! But at your age? Paul Harrison: If you must know is for my sister. Lady in Bookstore: (looking relieved) Oh, how is is your sister? Paul Harrison: Seven. Lady in Bookstore: Oh my!
Frogs for Snakes
Gascone: (Eva left acting class) So when are you coming back to class? Eva: Never. Gascone: It's a shame, little Eva. You're the only one I ever picked to make it. You got fucking talent, you know? You got a fucking gift. Eva: Yeah, well, I got lots of gifts. Gascone: Yeah, I know... (looking at the breakfeast menu) ... I don't know why I bother browsing this fucking thing. I know the fucking thing by heart. I always order the same fucking thing.
From Justin to Kelly
Alexa: I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart, you just kept gettin' back together... and I'm the queen of connivin'.
Alexa: You're interested in Kelly? Justin: Yeah. Alexa: You're the mayor of Spring Break, and she's one-bonnet-shy-Amish!
Justin, Brandon: Trust me, getting rejected by text is a lot less humiliating. Right.
Kelly: I'm from Texas, I've seen bigger.
Luke: Why don't you back off side-show Bob?
From the Hip
Douglas Benoit: Let me explain something to you, Mr Weathers. Through the vicissitudes of wholly gratuitous genetic accidents, I was visited with extremely high intelligence. I was further blessed - or burdened, as it were - with certain physical traits that would suggest, shall we say, "good breeding." Now, in this proletarian stew which we laughingly call society, these attributes are not always advantageous.
1st Judge: (adressing two lawyers in court) What are you two, a comedy team?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers: Is this your idea of a pep talk?
Full Body Massage
Nina: (while getting her breasts/chest massaged) Unlike you I wasn't given anything. I am not talking about money not just. Everything I own. Everything I have I have. I have earned. So don't tell me I am wrong don't tell me I am immoral. Because I choose to make something of my life and you didn't. I mean shouldn't a man your age be something. Fitch: I know you have made something of your life. I am just asking you what that is.
Nina: (while getting her chest/breasts massaged and talking to Finch) No you're not.
John McWhirter: Hey, shouldn't you be out, crackin' big stories? Carl Smythe: Shouldn't you be out crackin' open a bottle of scotch? John McWhirter: Wow, real subtle, Carl. Carl Smythe: Subtle? John McWhirter: Yeah. Carl Smythe: You sure you know what that means, John? You should look it up, it's in the dictionary, right around the word "Sober", so you may not have seen it. John McWhirter: Oh yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's right before 'Suck my dick'.
(from the trailer) Carl: You can't pretend that you are having sex with someone, when you are actually having sex with them.
Catherine: Oh, eww, this arugal is so bitter! It'l like my algebra teacher on my bread!
Arty: (on the set of Arty's play, "The Sound and the Fuhrer") Great. Now I have three hours to find a new Ava Braun. Hitler: You know what? Fuck her. And here's why. Hitler: Number One - Anyone who's offended by drinking blood, obviously doesn't drink blood. Hitler: Number Two - Anyone who drinks as much blood as I do knows it has no effect. Hitler: Number Three - There is absolutely no scientific connection between drinking a shot of blood a day and being an extraordinary actor. Hitler: And Number Four - it is impossible to prove Number Three.
Fun with Dick and Jane
Raoul Esteban: (at the unemployment office) Look at what your card says "Former Aerospace Executive". Raoul Esteban: But I'm not that anymore. Raoul Esteban: In here man, you are what you were.
Telephone customer: (Dick and Jane are robbing the phone company as the customers cheer) Someone's robbing the phone company. Bless you.
Charlie Blanchard: You can tell me anything. Dick Harper: We just robbed your safe.
Dr Will: Say "I am!" Dick Harper: (pointing a gun at Dr Will) Stick 'em up! Dr Will: Did I hear you right, sinner? Are you holding me up? Dick Harper: (imitating Dr Will) I am!
Maggie Prescott: She put herself in your place - all you have to do is put yourself in her place, and you're *bound* to bump into each other in somebody's place.
Maggie Prescott: Let's give 'em the old pizazz!
Jo Stockton: Take the picture, take the picture!
Dick Avery: Every girl on every page of Quality has grace, elegance, and pizzazz. Now what's wrong with bringing out a girl who has character, spirit, and intelligence? Dovitch: That certainly would be novel in a fashion magazine.
Fred: Personally, I think you're getting stupid about that kid who bought the farm.
Sister Ann: Thank you for not killing me.
Sister Ann: How does an alien-bred human know quotes from the Bible?
Mother Superior: You had a record. So did Mary Magdalene. Sister Ann: I was a whore doing tricks in back alleys. I sold drugs... Mother Superior: Sister Ann, that was then. I'm very proud of you now.
Sister Ann: Who are you? The Runaway: A tool.
Sister Ann: ... I'd like to give you some big words of wisdom, but I just don't have any. My mind's blank.
Montague: I'm sorry about all that humiliation. It's my job. The Runaway: I have a job too; I'm a tool.
Sister Ann: Let's do this thing.
Gabriel Knight: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned
Excelsior Montreaux: We should let it breathe. Gabriel Knight: Oh, of course. There's nothing worse than suffocated wine.
Gabriel Knight: (Gabriel finds a pistol in Madeline Buthane's briefcase) I knew she was packing but this is ridiculous.
Gabriel Knight: Cool table. Check out those lions.
Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers
Grace Nakimura: If you try to look down my shirt one more time, I'm leaving. Gabriel Knight: I'm just trying to refresh my memory. Grace Nakimura: I know what you're trying to refresh, and it isn't your memory, get down!
Grace Nakimura: I told you, it's that voodoo book you're researching, that stuff can seriously screw up your karma. Gabriel Knight: I'm sure that's it. Maybe I should write a horror novel on passive resistance instead.
Gabriel Knight: Have you ever called the hair club for men? Det. Mosely: I'd rather have NO hair than YOUR hair, Knight.
Gabriel Knight: What do you know about snakes? Grace Nakimura: Doing a family tree, Gabriel?
Galaxy High School
Beef Bonk: Earth stinks!
(repeated line) Rotten Roland: I love it! I love it!
Beef Bonk: (Beef has just stolen Milo's drink orders) Double Chocolate, my favorite. Milo De Venus: Hey, Beef, those were mine. Doyle Cleverlobe: (to Beef) Milo's getting six more and you're paying. Beef Bonk: (to Doyle) Says who?
Milo De Venus: Hi. I'm Milo De Venus, your class president.
(repeated line) Reggie Unicycle: (repeated line) I can't *stand* it.
Gallagher: Melon Crazy
Gallagher: (introducing Bill Kirchenbauer) He can't sing. He can't dance. He can't tell jokes. There's no end to the list of things he can't do. He's giving up a lucrative career in vinyl repair to be with us tonight. He's a former counselor at a halfway house, for girls who won't go all the way.
Gallagher: I went Melon Crazy. Why? 'Cause it's deductable!
Gallagher: Over Your Head
Gallagher: Our alphabet is based on some kind of a bookkeeper's code to keep the Jews' and the Egyptians' noses out of the Phoenician cattle business!
Gallagher: (holds up bullwhip) I got this here in Texas. At a 7-11. It was hanging right next to the Cool Whip. I said, "Cool Whip and a bullwhip! Gimme that!"
Gallagher: Smashing Cheeseheads
Gallagher: Women are emotional, men are logical. (a woman in the audience objects.) You're logical? You shave off your eyebrows and then paint 'em back in. Right where they were.
Gallagher: It's my prerogative. If I want to reach down in my pants... and pull out a banana, and lose the respect of all these women... I can do it!
Gallagher: Women are always wanting us to empathize with them. They say "I want you to know how I feel". And men think, "Well, let me feel you".
Game of Death
Steiner: Dr Land. Dr Land: Yes? Steiner: The money is all here. Every dollar. Dr Land: I'd be surprised if it weren't.
(Billy stops Ann from shooting Dr Land) Billy Lo: Let it go. What must be done is being done.
Dr Land: (referring to Ann's calling Land and Steiner murderers after Billy's death) Rude bitch. Steiner: One rebel begats another. It's the Billy Lo syndrome. Dr Land: A venereal disease. Often terminal.
Billy Lo: You lose Carl Miller!
(Sidorin offers to expell Anikeeva) Anikeeva: What? You're betraying me? Sidorin: Betraying on time is not betraying. It's foreseeing.
Professor: I demand for my protest to be written down into the protocol! Chairman Sidorin: We'll remember your protest, Professor, but we can't write itdown, for the protocol was eaten.
Marina: I beg you, don't tell me your name. You will forever remain for me the son of Miloserdov.
Gardens of Stone
"Goody" Nelson: Well, here's to us and those like us. Clell Hazard: Damn few left.
"Goody" Nelson: You ever take biology in school, soldier? Jackie Willow: Yes, Sergeant-Major. "Goody" Nelson: How do worms copulate? Jackie Willow: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction. "Goody" Nelson: Mmmm-hmmmm! Interesting concept! Tell me, Willow -- any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex? Jackie Willow: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?
Clell Hazard: I am not a "peacenik", Captain; I just don't agree with the reasons behind this particular war, and I feel if we're gonna fight it we oughtta goddamn fight it right.
Jackie Willow: (over the phone) (shouts) Hey, Sarge! I need another favor. Clell Hazard: (shouts) Oh, great. Let's see.. you got my money, you got my car. I guess now you need my dick to seal the deal!
Garfield Gets a Life
Garfield: (at the video store) Let's rent Old Yeller. I like a movie with a happy ending.
Lorenzo: Our motto is, "If you can get a pulse, you can get a life". Garfield: (to Jon) Ah, maybe they'll take you anyway.
Librarian: Will you be checking that out, sir? Garfield: No, he'll be eating it here.
Man: Hey, buddy, disco's dead! Jon Arbuckle: What? When?
Gargoyles: The Heroes Awaken
Owen Burnett: It may prove difficult to find the necessary manpower, this castle has a bad reputation, the locals consider it haunted. David Xanatos: You know the answer to that Owen. Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into hell.
Soldier: Taking a castle full of gargoyles near nightfall. This is crazy, and Hakon knows it! Hakon: No my friend. That's not crazy. Questioning my sanity when I'm in earshot, that's crazy!
Laocorn: Worthless fool! How can you ever help to beat me? By the next time I'm done with you, there'll be nothing but stinking meat!
Laocorn: I know that you killed Father, you stupid bastard! Man: What if I did?
Terry Bogard: Power Geyser!
Lacorn: Oh, no... what in God's name have I done? Sulia...
Lacorn: How dare you... SULIA!
Joe Higashi: (during the four-on-one fight against Laucorn, Joe whips up a tornado that barely misses Gaudemis) Hey, don't get carried away, asshole! Joe Higashi's gonna give you a fight you won't ever forget!
Garriage: A Documentary in 4 Chapters and an Epilogue
Brett Ryan Bonowicz: Wait. So if 99 percent of the population thought that they should kill everyone, you'd be for that? Matt Fox: Well if there was a society like that, you know...
Matt Fox: Adam, why do you slur your speech and click your jaw when you talk? Let me ask you that. Adam Kozlow: Why do I slur my speech? I might be a little bit drunk right now Matt. Matt Fox: Even when you're not drunk. Adam Kozlow: Even when you're not drunk? What does this have to do with gray... gay marriage? Matt Fox: It doesn't. I'm just trying to get you to argue a point.
Gary & Mike
Mike: It's noon somewhere!
Young Mike: Let me get this straight... you've got Super Mario Brothers AND all the ice cream I can eat? You just TRY and keep me out of your van, mister!
Mike: Just like my momma always said... just because a whore don't charge doesn't mean she ain't a whore!
Mike: You mean we're free to go? Las Vagas Cop: Yeah, we find that, seven times out of ten, the guy digging his own grave is just an innocent victim.
Guy in Stall: Whatcha' doin'? Poopin'?
Guy in next room: Whatcha' doin'? Nappin' before poopin' again?
Mike: Work is like cuddling after sex, I just don't do it.
Lady Winterbourne: I trust the stool is right. Pianist: Thank you.
Elizabeth, the Cook: Stop titivating yourself, come on.
Nancy the Parlour Maid: Very well, you shall be master for a bit longer.
B.G. Rough: I really am a remarkable man. It's my memory. They shall have it for the Museum when I die.
Nancy the Parlour Maid: You're a rum 'un. I thought we was never going to do nothing.
Song at Cadbury Music Hall: It's very aggravating when your love isn't true...
Another song at Cadbury Music Hall: The boy I love is up in the gallery, / The boy I love is looking down at me...
B.G. Rough: Do you mind if I take my coat off? I always work better with my coat off. Saucy shirt, isn't it?
Paul Mallen: The rubies, Bella, give me the rubies.
Paul Mallen: You will die, raving, in an asylum.
B.G. Rough: Was I a part of this curious dream?
Gates of Heaven
Pet cemetery investor: Death is for the living and not for the dead.
Floyd McClure: When I turn my back I don't know you, not truly, but I can turn my back on my little dog and I know that he's not going to jump on me or bite me. But human begings can't be that way.
Mrs Harberts: Surely at the gates of heaven an all-compassionate God is not going to say, "Well, you're walking in on two legs, you can go in. You're walking in four legs, we can't take you."
Mourning pet owner: There's your dog; your dog's dead. But where's the thing that made it move? It had to be something, didn't it?
Gekitotsu! Satsujin ken
Terry's Father: Listen my son, TRUST NO ONE! You can count on no one but YOURSELF. Improve your skills, son, harden your body, become a NUMBER ONE MAN! Do not ever let ANYONE beat you!
Terry Tsurugi: (after punching Junjou in the back) Soon you'll be unconscious through lack of oxygen; it's an ancient technique.
Terry Tsurugi: Tell that bitch who sent you how sorry I am I can no longer be her friend
Desk Cop: What kind of sick pervert are you?
Trix Beasley: If you're not a cheerleader, then you're no one!
(dying words) Trix Beasley: But I'm Miss Junior Beauty Queen Petite!
Todd Major: I actually enjoy a little violence now and then.
(on being accepted to the Valley Beavers cheerleading team) Leslie Gordon: I'm a Beaver now!
Ticket Worker: What kind of a monster would snatch these two young Beavers?
Wendy McKim: This is the end! Making a public spectacle of yourselves. I couldn't have believed you could have behaved like this, either of you. Just hauling like brooligans. Ambrose Claverhouse: Hauling like brooligans!
Ambrose Claverhouse: Well, frankly children, this is beyond me!
Ambrose Claverhouse: Combining the London-to-Brighton run with a really beautiful emotional experience.
Rosalind Peters: Ambrose only seems to think about two things. That silly old car - and the other thing. Wendy McKim: What other thing? Oh. My husband only thinks about the car.
Policeman: We'll have that!
Mike: They used to call me 'stupid kid'. 'Stupid kid', 'stupid kid'.
Miss Goldwyn: Don't you ever get angry? Don't you ever want to take that pen and stab someone in the eye? Just what the hell makes you so special? Mike: I had my angel to look after me.
Principal: What's up with that boy? You know the well dressed one? Secretary: Michael? He's our boy toy! Principal: You wish!
Schoolmaster: I only wish, McTaggart, that you had acquired as much in knowledge as much as you have in height and weight. Nevertheless you have managed to obtain your school leaving certificate.
The Laird: Never shoot Kestrels, George. They're wonderful birds and do a power of good.
Postman: Do ye know thought that came to me on the way up? Geordie: What? Postman: You're a big fella sure enough, but maybe almighty providence would've made you just as big if you'd never done any exercises at all. Geordie: That's no very likely. Postman: No, but it's a comical thought. Geordie: I wouldnee say comical. The exercises was a big expense. Postman: (laughs as he rides off on his bicycle) Aye!
George and the Dragon
George: (George and Tarik are walking on the beach, about to part paths) Tarik, things won't be the same without you. What will I do with myself? When you're not praying five times a day. Tarik: (laughs) Do exactly the same thing you would do when I *was* praying. George: Oh, that's impossible. Tarik: Why? George: Because I was stealing your food.
Princess Lunna: (speaking to her nun-cousin when she's showing her the dragon egg for the first time) Dear cousin, we have a small problem. George: Uh, it's a big problem... We have a "small" dragon.
George: (after father Bernard gets slashed in the belly with a sword, and blood pours out. George smells the "blood") This isn't blood. This is Burgundy! Father Bernard: (Father Bernard points to the wounded wine bladder he carried under his robe) But there's a big big hole here.
Nasia: (voice-over) They used to get around, walkin' around, lookin' at stuff. They used to try to find clues to all the mysteries and mistakes God had made. My friend George said that he was gonna live to be 100 years old. He said-- He said that he was going to be the president of the United States. I wanted to see him lead a parade and wave a flag on the Fourth of July. He just wanted greatness. The grown-ups in my town, they were never kids like me and my friends. They had worked in wars and build machines. It was hard for them to find their peace. Don't you know how that feels? I like to go to beautiful places where there's waterfalls and empty fields. Just places that are nice and calm and quiet.
Get a Clue
Jack: (to Lexy) How can someone so selfish, make me feel so guilty Lexy: It's a gift
Gabe: So Lexy, whats your secret? Lexy: What? Gabe: You always get the inside story! Lexy: (takes Gabe's camera) There is no secret, it is all about skill.
Lexy: I'm surprise Ms Stern doesn't have a nosebleed from being South on 14th Street Jack: That's funny, you don't seem to have a nosebleed
Jennifer: Get a clue! He likes you, that's why he treats you like a reject from the outlet Mall.
Captain Cloud: Dying? Just another step on the journey, man!
Sammy Fox: This is an honor, Mr Beverly, you're my hero. You're rich, you're powerful, you're famous, you're ruthless. Nobody fucks with you, you fuck with everybody!
(Eulogizing Howling Blind Luther Washington) King Blues: God, this is my man, and you'd better take care of him, or I'm gonna wax your ass.
King Blues: Hey Cool, don't drink that wine, it struck me blind! Cool: You ain't blind, you just in the damn closet.
Get Well Soon
Lily: You fucked me up while you got famous!
Bobby: All of my life, I wanted to do this. Be on this show, in front of this audience, with my theme song. And I thought... once I got here... that I'd be able to start living. But this.. this is not living.
Lily: The least you can do, if you're going to leave me... is leave me.
Lily: I am not some Hollywood diva! I do my own hair! Keith: I like your hair.
Mark: I'm gay! Lily: No shit!
Getting Even with Dad
Ray Gleason: So, you dating yet? Timmy: I'm eleven. Ray Gleason: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.
Boy: Daddy! He's watching me pee!
Timmy: If I win this game... Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight? Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.
Viola: My father? He's such a fucked up man, Charlie. You know how he became headmaster? In his time it was, get a big suit, join the party, go to all the party meetings. I was a bad girl in school. I fell in love with this teacher from England. I was only thirteen then. I saw him looking and asked if he wanted to fuck me - and he blushed. He's very nice, Jeffrey. Gentle. I used to hope my father would catch us.
Getting Married in Buffalo Jump
Sophie: You never get used to them do you? Alex: Beg your pardon? Sophie: Sunsets Alex: Maybe you would if she'd ever repeat one.
Annie: (about Alex) He sure is one beautiful man though. Sophie: Between you and me, he makes the backs of my knees sweat.
Robert: (about Bennie's bloody nose) Grapevine has it he up and hit Greg Foley in the fist with his nose.
(after Sophie has just broken a date with Robert) Vera's Friend: Well I for one think Robert is quite the gorgeous thing. Sophie: Well he's free tonight.
Melinda Gordon: Places aren't haunted. People are haunted.
Melinda Gordon: What happens to these people in their last moments, it really matters.
Jim Clancy: (regarding Kenny) Wait, didn't you say that kid Dylan was playing with him? Well, how could he see him? Melinda Gordon: Kids can almost always see spirits. Where do you think imaginary friends come from? Melinda Gordon: (laughing) Well, that could explain a lot about my childhood.
Local TV Presenter: Do you think Mr Pipes has come to hurt you? Kim Early: I think he's come to hurt everybody. I think he wants to do nasty things.
Michael Parkinson: Doctor, what about your theory that in fact Kimmy was the focus for the poltergeist activity? What does this mean, now? Dr Lin Pascoe: Well, maybe they're both involved. I mean, maybe it's like a tandem effect. Kim's creating the energy and Suzanne's directing the violence in on herself. Michael Parkinson: First Suzanne - then Kimmy - then this. (pause) You don't know, do you? Dr Lin Pascoe: (after a moment) No, I don't.
Kim Early: (raving) Pipes says we've got to stay! Pipes wants to see everybody! (pointing at camera) Look! Everybody wants to see him!
Michael Parkinson: No creaking gates, no gothic towers, no shuttered windows. Yet for the past ten months this house has been the focus of an astonishing barrage of supernatural activity.
G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Scarlett: Hey, why didn't you just yell "Look out!"? Clutch, Duke, Maj. Bludd, Dr Vandermeer: Didn't you read my green sheet? I'm a man of action.
Breaker, Cobra Commander, Gung-Ho, Steeler: You incompetent steel head! Your bumbling has cost me dearly! Destro, Stalker: Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind! I have MASTERED the device!
Cover Girl: Will he live, Doc? Cobra Officer, Doc, Zap: Vital signs are weak, Cover Girl. But Duke's no ordinary man.
Destro, Stalker: The MASS device is NOT a toy for your amusement!
Cover Girl: Timber, you're my kind of wolf. (pats Timber's head)
G.I. Joe: Valor Vs. Venom
Link: The antidote only worked on the hybrids exposed to it at the highest concentration. The rest we're going to have to cure one-at-a-time Flint: You heard the man. Make every shot ... paintball count.
Dusty: What's wrong with my uniform? What happened? I'm so clean! I hate being clean.
Link: Felt good being back in action. Wouldn't mind a chance to help out and do it again. Hawk, Chief Torpedo, Wetsuit: Welcome aboard, Dr Talbot. Hi-Tech: See? I told you so. When we get back to HQ, I'll fit you for your own gauntlet. Duke: Speaking of gauntlets ... (tries to give Hawk the gauntlet he's wearing) Hawk, Chief Torpedo, Wetsuit: You keep that one. You earned it, Duke.
Jett Rink: You do look pretty, Miss Leslie, near good enough to eat!
Leslie Benedict: Money isn't everything, Jett. Jett Rink: Not when you've got it.
Uncle Bawley: Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill.
Bick Benedict: Just remember, one of these days, that bourbon's gonna kill you. Uncle Bawley: Okay, it'll be me or it. One of us has gotta go.
Adarene Clinch: Why, Luz, everybody in (this) county knows you'd rather herd cattle than make love. Luz Benedict: Well, there's one thing you got to say for cattle... boy, you put your brand on one of them, you're gonna know where it's at!
(last lines) Jordan 'Bick' Benedict: You want to know something, Leslie? If I live to be ninety, I will never figure you out.
Giardino dei Finzi-Contini, Il
Giorgio's Father: In life, in order to understand, to really understand the world, you must die at least once. So it's better to die young, when there's still time left to recover and live again.
Micol: You and I are not normal people. For the two of us, what counts more than the possession of things - how shall I put it - is the remembrance of things, the memory of things.
Micol Finzi-Contini: Children are always prisoners of grownups.
Gidget: Honest to goodness it's the absolute ultimate!
Gidget: You better get out of the sun before you melt.
Gidget: Surfing is out of this world. You can't imagine the thrill of the shooting the curl. It positively surpasses every living emotion I've ever had.
Mr Russell Lawrence: That's a man-hunter? Mrs Dorothy Lawrence: Who did you expect? Kim Novak?
Little girl at the beach: (Gidget's friends throw a beach ball at the surfers to get their attention. Moondoggie sends the little girl over to them with the beach ball and a message) The man said for me to take the toy back to the nursery!
Moondoggie: Don't you find Kahuna to be a little on the lazy side? Gidget: Love makes room for fault.
(after foiling Sylvester's attempt to capture Tweety by using a bow and arrow) Granny: Ah, ha! Didn't count on Pocahontas, did you, Geronimo?
(first lines) Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Sylvester: You're not just whistling Dixie, brother!
Sylvester: (opens his gift) A rubber mouse? Why can't I get a practical gift, like a real mouse?
Gimme a Break!
Katie: Dad, it's hard for Nell to stick to her diet when you're stuffing your face like that. Chief: I'm not stuffing. Nell: Right. He's eating for two in case he gets pregnant. Chief: See what happens? You take away their trough and they get vicious? Nell: It's no problem. I'm eating clean, lean, and healthy. After all, you are what you eat. Another helping of jackass, Chief?
Samantha: What's a clich? Nell: (serving breakfast) A black woman serving pancakes to a white kid.
Chief: Joey, this is your brother Matt. Nell: He said that he always wanted a dog.
Ginga eiy densetsu
Yang Wen-Li: Alcohol is humanity's friend. Can I abandon a friend?
Flegel: Don't be arrogant, kid Reinhard Von Lohengrim: I'm not being arrogant. It's just that after being barked at by so many ill-bred dogs, every now and then I take a kick at one for the dog's own good.
Julian Minci: Admiral, is it true that everyone has a premonition about their own death? Yang Wen-Li: Julian, how can you take the word of someone who hasn't died yet?
Reinhard Von Lohengrim: is this what it's like to wield power? I'm surrounded by rascals trying to take advantage of me.
Yang Wen-Li: Nobody does anything until he gets an opportunity.
Yang Wen-Li: The "freedom not to get involved." It's perhaps the most valued freedom we have in this country.
Girl in Gold Boots
Joan: I had such a pretty mind!
(Referring to Joan) Critter: There's a trashy book written on very line of her face.
Joan: Oh God, I wish I had that pretty mind back.
Buz Nichols: I see you've been promoted from Yak Boy to Mop Boy.
Michele Casey: Leo says I'm really going places. Just because he deals in dope, that doesn't tarnish me. Critter: Oh, that's what you think, baby. Tarnish isn't a strong enough word for what he'll do to you. Try "corrode" for size.
Girl with a Pearl Earring
Griet: (to Vermeer, after seeing her own portrait for the first time) Griet: You looked inside me...
Tanneke: His by-blow was dry before the paint was!
Van Ruijven: You have very wide eyes.
Catharina: Why don't you paint me? Vermeer: Because you don't understand.
Give My Head Peace
Cal: (the gang have found the actor doing a press conference high on cocaine. They try to come up with ways to get out of it) We could try and stall Gerry. Da: (mimicking the stoned actor) Afffaaa. Ma: Could you not cancel the conference? Da: (mimicking the stoned actor) Afffaaa. Mitch Morgan: (stoned) Afffaaa. Da: (mimicking the stoned actor) Afffaaa. Da: (normally) You stupid bastard!
Uncle Andy: (thinks he's the Pope) Bless you, my son!
Uncle Andy: (Uncle Andy's been fried for not turning up for 23 years in a row) This is discrimination! Billy: Aye, discrimination against lazy bastards!
(Lying in med after making love) Billie: You know, I don't usually do this. Dice: I can tell.
Video Director: We ask ourselves, is she black? Is she white? We don't care. She's exotic. I want to see more of her breasts.
Billie: (looking at her plate of escargot in a fancy restaurant) So somebody went all the way to France for this?
(after seeing Sylk's lip synched performance which featured Billie's voice) Dice: Man, Sylk. That was amazing. Sylk: Really? Did you like it? Dice: I had no idea you could blow like that. (Sylk puts her arms around Dice) Sylk: (suggestively) I didn't know you were so interested in how good I could blow.
Dice: I like hanging out wit you, Billie.