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Dolly Dearest

1992

Dolly: Jessie, now we can play!

Dolly: Oh, goody, we're going for a ride!

Camilla: Ooo, these vegetables smell good! These all come from my brother's garden. I get you good price, of course. He uses fresh turkey manure. Turkey manure is the very best; gives you the best crop. Marilyn: Really... I didn't know that.

Jessica: I want my dolly!

Marilyn: I am not losing my daughter to a God-damned, nine-hundred-year-old goat-head!

(last lines) Marilyn: Honey, it's over.

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Domestic Disturbance

2001

Rick Barnes: You may not know me, but you do know Danny. Frank Morrison: Oh, I know. He lies. He lies to just about everybody. But you know what? Rick Barnes: What? Frank Morrison: He doesn't lie to me.

Ray Coleman: You're lucky it was just me who figured it. Otherwise you would have had all three of us for wedding guests.

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Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist

2005

Cheche: Don't ever touch me with that again, priest!

Cheche: You're a passionate man, Merrin. Full of hunger.

Cheche: You're a weak vessel.

Cheche: I will destroy you!

Cheche: I will kill you both!

Kessel: God isn't here today.

German Sergeant: A town always has a person they can live without.

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Domino Kid

1957

Domino: That clock right? Cantina owner: Si, senor. Domino: Time I'm on my way. Cantina owner: You cannot go outside in the street now. It is dangerous! Domino: Why? Cantina owner: There is to be a gunfight between an Americano named Strangas and the man they call "Domino". Domino: How do you know? Cantina owner: The man in the telegraph station is my brother-in-law. This Domino sent the telegram that Strangas meet him in the street here at 8: 00 in the morning. You might get hurt, senor. Domino: So I might.

(After killing Strangas in a gunfight, Domino tosses the cantina owner a gold coin.) Domino: Bury him. Cantina owner: He is dead? Domino: Should be. Cantina owner: Senor Domino, why'd you kill that man. Domino: Ask him.

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Donald Applecore

1952

Dale: Applecore! Donald Duck: Baltimore! Dale: Who's your friend? Donald Duck: Me! (Donald gets an apple in his face)

(one of Donald's hens swallows an Atomic Pill and lays an egg, which Donald picks up) Donald Duck: An egg! (ticking noise) Donald Duck: A ticking egg! (pause) Donald Duck: A ticking... egg? (egg explodes)

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Dondi

1961

(about Dondi) Liz: How many people do you know can cross the Atlantic with only a hunk of salami as baggage?

Dealey: What do you say we stop all this tree-trimming jazz and hit the road to town? Peewee: Oh now, Dealey, you know how I promised Mama about Christmas. You see, while she's trimming her tree in Peoria, I'm trimming mine right here. It's almost as if we're together!

Dondi: Goshers! Chow! Is sure smelling good, Mr Dealey-Buddy. Is tasting good, too?

Perky: The kid needs a mother. Every kid needs a mother. Somebody to take his troubles to, or somebody to hear his prayers. Peewee: Well, he could always bring his troubles to me. I'd be glad to hear his prayers. I like prayers. Sammy Boy: You can't be no mother, Peewee. Mothers is female!

(Dondi is praying) Dondi: I wish you make them let me stay in America, Mr Big-Buddy, please. Liz: Dondi's talking to the most influential friend of all!

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Double Dynamite

1951

Johnny Dalton: And if we did get married, how would we manage? I have nothing. How would we live? Mildred 'Mibs' Goodhug: I'm sure something would come along. Johnny Dalton: Yeah. And we'd have to feed that too.

Emile J. Keck: A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.

(Finding Emile J. Keck in Johnny Dalton's bath tub.) Landlord: Well, I like THIS! Emile J. Keck: You do? Well, join me!

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Double Happiness

1994

Lisa: What is it that you want Jade? Jade Li: To win the Academy Award. Lisa: And I get invited to the ceremony? Jade Li: Of course. You know, I'd get nominated for a really dramatic part. Something really hard and real. I don't know, something that I had to, like, gain weight for. Something.

Pearl Li: They're are these two peanuts walking down the street, and one of them gets a-salted. Jade Li: Ouch. Pearl Li: Do you get it?

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Double Platinum

1999 (TV)

Kayla Harris: (crying) You son of a bitch! Olivia knew. She new exactly who you were. You found that picture, didn't you? Ric Ortega: What are you talking about? Kayla Harris: You *know* what I'm talking about!

Kayla Harris: Don't start on Ric because you don't even know him. Olivia King: I've known a lot of Rics. *You* don't know him. Kayla Harris: Yeah. About a week less than I've known you.

Peggy: (before showing her a tabloid of her and Kayla) This is not gonna make your day. The good news is they got it right. The bad new is they got it all. Olivia King: Oh, my God! Oh, God!

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Doubletake

1985 (TV)

Andrew Lane: Whores. They're all trash of course, but at least they admit it. Not like Amanda. No. I would have to correct that.

Frank Janek: If you would like to confess... Andrew Lane: Confess? What are you a priest? I've never confessed to anyone in my life.

(to Janek after talking to several hookers regarding the murder of one) Howie Henley: I never thought I would say this about New York, but I'm running out of hookers.

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Down Among the Sheltering Palms

1953

Capt Bill Willoby: What have you got on that smells so good? Lieut. Carl Schmidt: Clean socks!

Reverend Edgett: Ouch! ... You know, when a minister strikes his thumb, it's very frustrating.

Angela Toland: Rugged men on an island of beautiful women, with a fence between them. An intriguing situation. Capt Bill Willoby: Delightful.

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Down by Law

1986

Bobbie: If you were a good pimp you would've hit me by now!

Roberto: I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream.

Roberto: It is a sad and beautiful world. Zack: Yeah, it's a sad and beautiful world buddy.

Roberto: (looking through his book of English phrases) If looks could kill, I am a-dead now.

Bobbie: You always makin' big plans for tomorrow. You know why? Because you always fuckin' up today.

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Dr Jekyll and Ms Hyde

1995

Helen Hyde: Are you just gonna stand there and stare at me or are you gonna hand me that towel? Pete Walston: I'm gonna stand here and stare at you.

Yves DuBois: What am I paying you for? 20 years in therapy and I start liking girls? That's malpractice.

Dr Richard Jacks: Who would've thought that if another woman came between me and Sarah, that it would be me.

Dr Richard Jacks: I know you think I'm crazy but this time I can prove it.

Dr Richard Jacks: The next time I tell you I'm a girl, just take my word for it. OK?

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Dr Vegas

2004

Dr Billy Grant: (gets ready to work out of the elevator into the casino) The doctor is in the house.

Alice Doherty: (Alice and Billy are in a casino and Alice leaves) See you back at the office. Dr Billy Grant: Hey, don't you get it? This is my office!

Dr Billy Grant: What really happens in Vegas does stay in Vegas.

Dr Billy Grant: The most popular plastic surgery ever. Tommy Danko: Breast implants. Why would a woman do that? Dr Billy Grant: One man's blessing is another woman's curse.

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Dracula Has Risen from the Grave

1968

Dracula: (to Maria) Now my revenge is complete.

Dracula: There is a girl... Zena: What girl? Dracula: The niece of the monsignor. Zena: (with disgust) Maria? Dracula: Bring her to me. Zena: But what do you want her for? You've got me! Dracula: (slaps her in the face) Bring her to me!

Max: The truth? What do you want with that? If you want to be a succes in life forget the truth.

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Dracula Vs. Frankenstein

1971

(Referring to some hippies on the beach) Martin: It seems that living near the water brings out the best and worst in us.

Dr Frankenstein: They have seen all the illusions in my creature emporium, but they have yet to face the greatest illusion: the illusion of reality.

Dracula: I am known as the Count of Darkness, the Lord of the Manor of Corpathia. (sic)

Grazbo: You see! You must open your eyes to see things! There's more to come!

Martin: If you've got a fireplace, burn some wood in it. It'll be a lot better than running loose on the streets.

Strange: C'mon, let's get ready for the big protest tonight! Samantha: What are we protesting tonight? Strange: I don't know. But I'll bet it's fun!

Strange: Man, it sure looks real! Durea: True. All illusions look real or they wouldn't be illusions, would they?

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Drag-On Dragoon

2003 (VG)

Manah: Oh stupid, stupid, all of you, fleeing the resurrection. The gods are watching! It is their last judgment! We will be transformed! We fear nothing! We are loved! You hate me, don't you? Kill me if you want. I don't mind. Come on, warrior. Kill me. Don't hold back. Whoppity whop! Kill little Manah! I don't mind. I am loved, you know. See, mother has to love me, if the gods love me. Kill me, kill me, if you don't, I'll... I'll do something! If you hate me, kill me, kill me! Just one big smash! Don't hate me, Mother. Please, I'm going to die, you see. Or you can do it. I don't mind. Kill me, kill me. I don't mind! Kill me, please!

Manah: (evil voice) Now it is time to feel the love of the gods! A deep love! A great love! (voice changes) Manah: A love powerful and formidable! A love that crushes like a mace! La la la la la... la!

Manah: I broke the seal. Now she's useless. (laughs)

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Dragon Ball Z 7: Kyokugen battle!! San dai super saiyajin

1992

(From the U.S. dub) Piccolo: Is it over yet? Vegeta: Not until the fish jumps. (Fish jumps out of the water) Vegeta: Now it's over. (End credits roll)

(shouts) Goku dies!

Goku: (mouthful) Eat up, son. You're a growing boy. You don't eat enough in your age. Gohan: I don't know, Dad. If i ate any more, I think I'd pop. Chi-Chi: If you ever stop training, your muscles are going to turn into flab from all that food you eat!

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Dreamer: The Movie

2004

Maggie Burgess: Don't you sort of feel like you're invading their marriage? I mean look at Garrett. If it's just acting, why's he so stressed? Kevin Russell: I don't know, but I do know that married people do a lot more than kiss in movies, and they don't express having any problem with it. Maggie Burgess: Hollywood is the divorce capital of the world.

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Drip-Along Daffy

1951

Sheriff Daffy: (as the townsfolk carry hero Porky off) Hey, put down that comedy relief! I'm the hero of this picture! Carry ME on your shoulders! Give me the cheers! Give me... Give me... Give me one dozen roses.

Daffy Duck: (as street-sweeper) I told you I'd clean up this one-horse town. Sheriff Porky: Lucky for him it IS a one-horse town.

Sheriff Daffy: Hankering for trouble, eh? Well, I would like... (aside) I would like? I would like a trip to Europe.

(Daffy enters the saloon, draws both guns; tears off chaps in the process) Daffy Duck: Let justice be done! Tear up that mortgage! Unhand that farmer's daughter! Cease that... that... Seems awfully breezy in here. Uh, cease that rustling. (Notices he is pantless, covers himself up) Daffy Duck: Slight pause while I adjust my accoutrements.

Daffy Duck: There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks ain't gonna like it.

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Driven

2001

Carl Henry: What about the fear? Joe Tanto: It's gone. Carl Henry: The fear is never gone.

Sophia Simone: Hi, I'm Sophia. Demille Bly: That's your problem.

(Beau is choosing his career over Sophia) Beau Brandenburg: This is my life. Sophia Simone: This is not your life! This is what you do for a living. Beau Brandenburg: My mind has to be out there, not in here. So right now this is my life. Sophia Simone: So, what am I? What am I? Beau Brandenburg: A distraction.

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Driver 2

2000 (VG)

Tanner: Now you're gonna have to catch me up here cause I'm just startin out here. As long as Vasquez has Lenny, Caine's gonna get hurt real bad. That's why you're here, isn't it? Jericho: You don't know what you messin' with. Tanner: Because Caine knows. And you know, that without Lenny, no matter how many hits you make, you can't stop Vasque, can ya? Caine's in Vegas. Well, you and me are gonna pay Caine a visit. Jericho: I'm gonna pop your neck with my hands. Tanner: Hmmm, Brazilians. My guess is they wanna talk to you.

Pink Lenny: (after opening his hotel door to see a Brazilian man with a gun) I thought it was... listen I want out. Caine knows! He knows! Brazilian Man: You made a deal with us Lenny, let's go.

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Drivers Wanted

2005 (V)

Sheldon: I'm always careful when I rub my eyes while I'm driving. I don't want to get run into and have my finger go through my face.

Customer: Let me just check this out, chief. There's a slice missing! Friendly: (chewing) No,there isn't.

Tyler: The customer's always *wrong*!

Tyler: Okay, now don't go picking other peoples' noses now, you hear?

Mang: Where the fuck am I?

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Drop Dead Roses

2001

(on the phone) Shawn: I'm going to kill you. Jason: Mom?

Julia: I can do anything I want to you Shawn and I'm gonna come out of this one smelling like a rose.

JASON: Shawn, are you listening to me? Go home, take a shower, watch some porn, jerk off, but don't go giving this girl flowers!

(Shawn gives Kayla flowers) KAYLA: I can't accept those. SHAWN: Why not? KAYLA: Because you're a jerk!

JULIA: So he mentioned me. JASON; Yeah he did, he said you were pretty. JULIA: I knew it! SHAWN (To Jason) You idiot. JASON: I'm not done, he said you were pretty, but also that you were this slutty lunatic and that he'd rather eat the own flesh off his body then fuck you.

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Drop Zone

1994

Jessie Crossman: People probably told you that Jessie Crossman was the only person skilled enough to jump from a 747. Pete Nessip: Well, the actual phrase used was "dick brain".

Ty Moncrief: Let me tell you about Jagger. He betrayed you. He left you in prison to rot like jailbait. Ty Moncrief: This (Kara) is his girlfriend. You meant nothing to him. Ty Moncrief: He's dead. You're on the wrong team.

(after learning the identities of three undercover DEA agents) Ty Moncrief: These narcs are walking around somewhere thinking they're alive! (laughs)

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Duel in the Sun

1946

The Sinkiller: You're a full-blown woman built by the devil to drive men crazy.

The Sinkiller: I don't really know much about Sam Pierce, oh Lord, but from what I hear, he'd be needing no introduction to you. Seeing how Sam was snatched from his loved ones' arms before they even had time to get a good grip on hm, I'm counting on you to give him a better break up yonder.

Lewt McCanles: You double-crossin' bobcat.

Pearl Chavez: Trash, trash, trash, trash, trash...

Pearl Chavez: Oh Vashti, why are you so slow? Vashti: I don't rightly know Miss Pearl except I always have so much to remember.

Narrator: And this is what the legend says - a flower, known nowhere else, grows from out of the desperate crags where Pearl vanished. Pearl - who was herself a wild flower sprung from the hard clay, quick to blossom and early to die.

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Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes

2000 (VG)

Silverback: And once I've disposed of you, we will be done with this pitiful dirt you call a home. Duke Nukem: Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body!

Duke Nukem: That'll teach those alien maggots not to mess with my planet. Now, it's time for some R&R, "Duke Style". Hail to the king, baby!

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Dummy

2002

Heidi: Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem? Fannie: Oh man, at this point I'd fuck anyone.

(Family dinner, with Lorena and daughter as guests) Heidi: (to her mother, Fern) What're you, apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother. Fern: Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.

Fannie: I bought a gift for you. Steven: Oh, no. Fannie: Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music. Steven: Oh, thanks! Fannie: Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one. Steven: Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa". Fannie: Yeah. Chicks dig it.

Fannie: You can fuck me if I'm wrong! Steven: No, That's okay.

Steven: I look both ways when I cross the street.

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Dung che sai duk

1994

Ou-yang Feng: Before I took him to the villagers, I bought him a pair of shoes. It's because there's quite a difference in the fee paid to a shoeless swordsman and one with shoes.

Blind Swordsman: Do you know the difference between drinking wine and drinking water? The more wine you drink, the warmer you'll get. Water will only make you feel cold.

Ou-yang Feng: The harder you try to forget something, the more it will stick in your memory. Once I heard someone say that if you have to lose something, the best way to keep it in your memory.

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Duo luo tian shi

1995

Wong Chi-Ming: The best thing about my profession is that there's no need to make any decision. Who's to die... when... where... it's all been planned by others. I'm a lazy person. I like people to arrange things for me. That's why I need a partner.

He Zhiwu: They say that love can change a man. I start to find myself looking better and more charming, and suddenly I discover that I'm turning blonde.

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E tu vivrai nel terrore - L'aldil

1981

Liza Merrill: How long will it take? Joe: It'll take as long as it takes.

(reading from the book Eibon) Emily: Woe be unto him who opens one of the seven gateways to Hell, because through that gateway, evil will invade the world.

Narrator: And you will face the sea of darkness, and all therein that may be explored.

Dr John McCabe: Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Liza Merrill: You have carte blanche, but not a blank check.

Emily: Attack, Dickie!

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Earl's Your Uncle

2004

Earl: Fuck the Gerber Baby, Fuck, Fuck that Gerber baby.

Geary: They can maybe cure of the gambling, but not the dreaming and the scheming. And Earl, he's a born schemer. Probably lifted the doctors's watch coming out of the fucking birth canal.

Moshe: Yeah, but Scotty was a mensch. Like part of mishpokhe, my family, and you two kakameyme bastards had the khutspe.

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Earthquake

1974

Mayor Lewis: The governor and I aren't even in the same party. If this turns out to be a false alarm, he'll make me out to be the biggest fool west of the Mississippi. Dr Stockle: Second biggest. I'll top the list.

Sam Royce: Give me your panty hose damnit.

Sgt. Lew Slade: Earthquakes bring out the worst in some people.

Drunk: What do you have to do to get a drink around here?

Remy Royce-Graff: You know, if it wasn't 7: 30 in the morning I would have a drink.

Remy Royce-Graff: (shouting) God damn it! Stewart Graff: Your last words to me last night; your first words this morning. Ever thought about expanding your vocabulary?

Stewart Graff: Sweet Christ...

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EastEnders: The Mitchells - Naked Truths

1998 (V)

Grant Mitchell: (to Phil) Go on! Hit me! Grant Mitchell: (Phil hits him and he falls over) You hit me!

Sharon: (to Phil) Sometimes I think I married the wrong brother.

Kathy: (to Grant) Sometimes I think I married the wrong brother.

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Easter Parade

1948

Don Hewes: A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach. Hannah Brown: I suppose I'm a lemon!

Don Hewes: Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes: Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer? Hannah Brown: You did.

Hannah Brown: (her eyes are closed) What color are my eyes? Don Hewes: (kissing her, causing her to open her eyes in surprise) Brown.

(the bartender hands Don his drink) Don Hewes: Can you drown a brunette in this? Mike the Bartender: How tall is she? Don Hewes: Five foot six. Mike the Bartender: (filling the glass a little more) Try this.

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Easter Yeggs

1947

Easter Rabbit: But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name. Bugs Bunny: I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.

Easter Rabbit: But you'll give the Easter Bunny a bad name. Bugs: I already HAVE a bad name for the Easter Bunny.

Easter Rabbit: Remember, keep smiling.

Bugs Bunny: It's the suspense that gets me.

Bugs Bunny: (as Bugs and Elmer emerge from the Tunnel of Love) I'll bet you say that to all the wabbits!

Elmer Fudd: I'm waiting for the Easter Wabbit, and when he comes in with his wittle basket all fwuffy and cute... BANG. Easter Wabbit stew. He he he he.

Elmer Fudd: I can't miss with my Dick Tracy hat!

Bugs Bunny: (As the Bratty Kid is twirling him around in the air) How'd I get myself into this mess? (The Bratty Kid drops Bugs on the floor)

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Easy Cheeks

2002 (V)

Dutch McQuade: Carrington didn't say nothin bout no woman partner. Vicki Vanderlene: Do you have a problem with women, McQuade? Dutch McQuade: No, I enjoy them often. Vicki Vanderlene: I bet you do.

Dutch McQuade: You boys have a problem? Wharf Goon 2: Yeah, your face!

Wharf Goon 2: We told yas not to come around here no more, McQuade. Dutch McQuade: Problem is, I don't take advice from scum. I only wipe it off my shoe.

Vicki Vanderlene: You'll never get away with this. Mr Green: Oh, but I most certainly will. And then some.

Felix DeVille: I am a visionary. Society fears me because I exist beyond its silly conventions. And because I exist beyond... you.

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Ebbie

1995 (TV)

Rita: (commenting on her Christmas bonus) I could call it a lot of things but I wouldn't call it generous.

(Jake's ghost is haunting Ebbie) Jake Marley: Surprised to see me? I'm surprised to be here.

Ebbie: Who are you talking to? Jake Marley: My boss. You thought I was tough? Jake Marley: (talking to God on his cellphone) Yes I'm handling it. Ebbie: Handling what? Jake Marley: Change the agenda Ebbie. Reverse the priorities. I taught you everything. Ebbie: Yes Jake, you did. Jake Marley: And you know squat! You know the price of everything and the value of nothing. What you sow you reap! Do you remember Eb'? You and me? We used to be such go-getters. Always hungry. Never off the job. Do you remember what we used to say? We said, "There'll be plenty of time to rest when we're dead." Well, there's NOT!

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Edward II

1991

(first lines) Edward II: My father is deceased. Come Gaveston, and share the kingdom with thy dearest friend.

Edward II: I here create thee Lord High Chamberlain, Chief Secretary to the State and me, Earl of Cornwall, King and Lord of Man. Piers Gaveston: My Lord, these titles far exceed my worth. Edward II: Thy worth sweet friend is far above my gifts. And therefore to equal it, receive my heart.

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Eight Days a Week

1997

Peter: I'm not going to take advice from someone who broke their neck trying to suck their own dick.

Peter: How come you guys always make that noise? Nick: What noise? Peter: This one. (Peter hocks up some phlegm and spits) I mean you guys spit so much, it kind of makes you wonder what you've be sucking on.

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Elaine Stritch: At Liberty

2002 (TV)

Elaine Stritch: I try to think of myself as an actress playing Elaine Stritch. That helps.

Elaine Stritch: imitating Noel Coward: STRITCHY! Your attempt to keep it light, keep it gay, impossible I'm afraid. The book is not very good, the score is not very good, the direction isn't very good, the coreography is not very good. The leading lady is quite good, indeed, and right now she is alone in her dressing room in tears having a very, very, VERY, large scotch. Take heart, Strtichy! Any leading lady who doesn't do a double take when a nine-foot bear asks her to dance is my kind of actress!

Elaine Stritch: imitating Noel Coward: STRITCHY! I've seen the sitcom.

Elaine Stritch: So what's all this been about then? This existential problem in thights...

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Electra

1996

Lorna Duncan: What are you doing? Marcus Roach: I'm stimulating your erogenous zone, whilst probing your subconscious.

Marcus Roach: For seven years I've been less than a man, but you're more than a woman. Only you can restore my lower half and make me more than a man. Come. We'll be the Adam and Eve of a new superior race, and they'll worship you as their queen.

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Elling

2001

(Elling is about to order two train tickets to Oslo) Train ticket salesman: Yes? Elling: Yes! Train ticket salesman: You're going to? Elling: Yes, we! Kjell Bjarne and I are going to Oslo of course. Train ticket salesman: One way? Elling: There are more ways?

(Ticket ordering continued) Train ticket salesman: That'll be 130 kroner per ticket. Elling: 130 kroner? The last time mother and I took the train to Larvik the ticket cost 25. Train ticket salesman: That must have been about 30 years ago. Elling: Yes

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Elmer Gantry

1960

Lulu Bains: Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got to moanin' "Save me! Save me!" and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man's footsteps!

Sister Sharon Falconer: But tonight is a thousand years away.

Elmer Gantry: (repeated) Love is the morning and the evening star.

George Babbitt: Besides, I'm for a free press, for free enterprise..and for whatever the hell the other freedoms are!

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Elves

1990

Kirsten's Mother: Your father's in the study. Kirsten: What? No. Grandfather's in the study. Dad is dead. Kirsten's Mother: Your grandfather is your grandfather AND your father!

Kirsten: (after catching her brother spying on her) I'm your fucking sister. Kirsten's Brother: Yeah, you've got fucking big tits and I'm going to tell everybody I saw them.

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Elvis: That's the Way It Is

1970

Elvis Presley: If the songs don't go over, we can do a medley of costumes.

(Elvis is rehearsing the song Little Sister when he is shocked by the microphone) Elvis Presley: (off mic) Son of a bitch. (Elvis continues singing and is shocked again) Elvis Presley: Shocked the hell out of me.

Elvis Presley: Good morning Hollywood Cameras.

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Enchanted April

1992

Mrs Fisher: Really! Lottie: Really what? Mrs Fisher: Well... really!

Caroline: I want to just sit and not talk and not have to be the centre of attention all the time. You know what that's like don't you? Rose: No.

Lottie: I was just thinking about cuckoo's for some reason. It's odd. Mrs Fisher: Very odd.

Mrs Fisher: In my day husbands and beds were very seldom mentioned in the same breath. Husbands were taken seriously, as the only true obstacle to sin.

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End of the Century

2003

Joey Ramone: Well, Dee Dee was using the surname Dee Dee Ramone. Ramone was, the way we were gonna be using it, was to create a sense of unity, y'know. A bond of sorts.

Johnny Ramone: If I'm running things like a sergeant in the army or something like that, maybe not everyone can handle that. But you need someone to make the decisions. Someone's gotta do something, otherwise you just flounder around, you know.

Dee Dee Ramone: Like maybe three people liked the Stooges in the whole area, and everybody else was like violently against them. So if you liked the Stooges you had to be friends with each other.

Tommy Ramone: Dee Dee and Joey were running down "Judy is a Punk." I had never heard anything like this. This was something that was futuristic.

Joe Strummer: That's one thing I learned from the Ramones: "Slam! There's that number... where's the next one?" Because people are watching, people have got things to do! It's a busy world out there. Give it to them!

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Eneste ene, Den

1999

Mgala: (to Adoptionsdame) Fuck! Knud: (to Adoptionsdame) Err - the... African means "Hello". Adoptionsdame: (to Mgala) Well... fuck, fuck then.

Knud: If your dick was a pizza which number would it be?

Knud: (speaking about adoptation with Niels) Nigger meets nigger-lady; nigger has fun with nigger-lady; nigger leaves nigger-lady, and now you have to take the responsibility?

Stella: Too bad, Sonny boy...

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Enfaldige mrdaren, Den

1982

Hglund: You see I really don't need this little sum of money, Mnsson, it's not that. You see, it's about principle.

Hglund: (drunk) So old... why do you have to get so old... what are you doing here, idiot? What time is it?

Sven: I can't do it! I can't do it!

Sven: What is all this supposed to be good for?

Hglund: What the hell, can't we have some fun?

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Enigma rosso

1978

Roccaglio: Somebody really made a mess of her belly - cut it up this long. (holds up hands to depict size) Really awesome. Inspector Gianni Di Salvo: You come up with the strangest choice of words sometimes. Roccaglio: I come up with my vocabulary by studying the Readers Digest

Inspector Gianni Di Salvo: (holds up hands to depict size) Someone with a cock this big raped Angela Russo and threw her in the river!

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Equus

1977

Martin Dysart: Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.

Martin Dysart: There is now, in my mouth, this sharp chain - and it never comes out.

Martin Dysart: When Equus leaves, if he leaves at all, it will be with your intestines in his teeth - and I don't stock replacements.

Martin Dysart: That's what his stare has been saying to me all this time: 'At least I galloped - when did you?'

Dora Strang: I only know that he was my little Alan - and then the devil came.

Alan Strang: Here I am. Find me. Find me. Kill me. Kill me. Find me, and kill me. Kill me. Find me, and kill me. Find me, and kill me. Find me, and kill meeeeeeee. (trails off)

Alan Strang: He sees . . . he sees . . . My God hath seen.

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Ernest in the Army

1998

Ernest P. Worrell: A real soldier wouldn't leave those people. And ironically, neither would I.

Ernest P. Worrell: I am poultry in motion.

Ernest P. Worrell: Poisoned barbed wire. A feeble attempt to frighten lesser minds.

Ernest P. Worrell: The desert sun certainly has an adverse effect on chocolate milk.

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Esprame en el cielo

1988

Alberto Sinsoles: (Aiming at Franco or Franco's double with a gun) You are not the Generalsimo! I know that, because... 'coz when the Generalsimo stares at a man... eh, that man, that man's soul, eh, freezes and... eh... (suddenly aiming at his own head) Yessir, whatever you command, my Generalsimo! Viva Franco! Arriba Espaa! (click!)

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Evening with Robin Williams, An

1982 (V)

Robin Williams: (to his son who doesn't want to do comedy) What? "Ninny-ninny" wasn't good enough for you? Popeye wasn't good enough for you? Robin Williams: (as his son) Popeye wasn't good enough for anybody! Who are you kidding?

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Everest

1998

Paula Viesturs: The difference between me and Ed is... when we go for a 5-hour bike ride, I call it a workout. He calls it a warm-up.

Narrator: Just above the high camp, a climber named Beck Weathers had been out in the snow for over 22 hours. He had been left for dead by other climbers. Then, nearly blind, his hands literally frozen solid, Beck stood up, left his pack... and desperately tried to walk. Beck Weathers: All I knew was, that as long as my legs would run, and I could stand up... I was gonna move toward that camp. And if I fell down, I was gonna get up. And if I fell down again, I was gonna keep moving, until I hit that camp... or I walked off the face of that mountain.

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Every Time We Say Goodbye

1986

David: What language was that you were speaking? Sarah: Spanish. David: How did you and Victoria come to speak Spanish? Sarah: It is what we speak at home. David: Oh, your family came from Spain? Sarah: Yes. David: Recently? Sarah: About 400 years. David: They must have some good memories.

Sarah: What did your family think about you joining the RAF?

David: Well, my mother died long before that. My brother 'n' sister didn't have opinion. My, my father was disappointed. He's a pacifist. I was bound to disappoint my father. Joining up just got it over with nice and quick.

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Every Which Way But Loose

1978

Philo Beddoe: I'm not afraid of any man, but when it comes to sharing my feelings with a woman, my stomach turns to jelly.

Cholla: The very first thing we do is find out who we're talking about. I mean, we don't even know where to find him. Elmo: How are we gonna find him? Cholla: Well it appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape.

Orville Boggs: Are those guys coming after me? Those guys are coming AFTER me.

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Everybody's All-American

1988

(Gavin and Narvel are preparing to race each other down the street) Narvel Blue: Look here, Ghost. You ain't got nothing to gain by this. I beat you, word gets out the Grey Ghost got whupped by a nigger. You beat me, they'll just say the Ghost beat some nigger just like he beats everybody else. Gavin Grey: I ain't doin' it for what people say, Blue. Let's race.

(About the Gray Ghost's theme restaurant) Babs Grey: I'm running this place. I'm good at it. Did anybody ever think I was good at anything? I sure didn't.

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Everything Is Illuminated

2005

(from trailer) Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian. Alex: You are a what? Jonathan: I don't eat meat. Alex: Pork? Jonathan: No. Alex: Chickens? Jonathan: No! Alex: What about the sausage? Jonathan: No meat! Alex: What is wrong with you?

(from trailer) Alex: Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them. Good night!

Alex: All the ladies are wanting to get carnal with me because of my premium dance moves.

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Eve's Bayou

1997

Louis Batiste: Men fought for the privilege of saying her name.

Eve: Memory is a selection of images, some elusive, others printed indelibly on the brain. The summer I killed my father, I was 10 years old.

Louis Batiste: To a certain type of woman, I am a hero. I need to be a hero.

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: Sometimes I think there's no point at all, and that's the point.

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: Life is filled with goodbyes, Eve, a million goodbyes, and it hurts every time.

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: Sometimes I feel like I've lost so much I have to find new things to lose.

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: All I know is most people's lives are a great disappointment to them and no one leaves this earth without feeling terrible pain. And if there is no divine explanation at the end of it all, well... that's sad.

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Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

1985 (TV)

Noa: You little bug-lover, I've told you and I've told you I don't want no strangers around here and look what you've done, you've brought them here and don't even know who they are. Who are you?

Wicket: Good-bye not good.

Noa: Don't let me catch you giving none of them muffins to them little beggars outside, ya hear me?

(Deciding how to get across the moat) Wicket: Wicket swim. Noa: Oh no you don't swim. Take a look at this. (Sticks a stick into water and it's instantly eaten) See that? That could've been you, ya little beggar.

Wicket: Star Cruiser Crash Crash.

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Exodus

1960

(first lines) Cypriot guide: The island of Cyprus, madame. World famous for beauty, and long, tragic history. Been conquered many times, conquered by Phoenicians, Assyrians, Persians, Macedonians; also conquered by Greeks, Romans, Byzantines, Turks. Purchased from Turkey by your esteemed self, the British Empire. All Cyprus most wanted the British. Kitty Fremont: (correcting him) I'm an American. Cypriot guide: Fond of Americans, also; we Cypriots are fond of everybody.

(last lines) Ari Ben Canaan: Taha, old friend, and very dear brother; Karen, child of light... and daughter of Israel: Shalom.

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Experiment, Das

2001

(first lines) Tarek Fahd, Hftling Nr. 77: (voiceover, reading newspaper ad) Test subjects wanted. Earn 4000 marks for a 14-day experiment in a simulated prison.

(last lines) Nachrichtensprecher: (voiceover - spoiler) The tragic outcome: two dead, three injured, among them project leader Professor Klaus Thon. Clearly, the experiment went out of control after two days. The district attorney is investigating two possible manslaughter charges and several charges of abuse and negligence. One of the test participants has been arrested. The project direction will probably have to answer to a court. According to statements by one of the scientists, the escalation might have been prevented by aborting the experiment earlier.

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Extreme Days

2001

Matt: WOLVERINES!!

Jessie Jacobs: I need $2,000 an engine or a miracle. Bryan Davidson: Maybe I'm your miracle.

Matt: Would you like a falafel with that?

Matt McKeague: Look, I hate to be the voice of reason here guys, but this is crazy! (pause) That's never stopped us before!

(To Jessie) Will: Is there anything you can't do? Matt: She can't sing. Will: Really? Matt: Sounds like a coyote in a trash compactor.

Matt: We've got a full HMI plan. Will: HMO... H... M... O Matt: No, it's different than that.

Matt: Hey, those are fighting words.

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