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Ambition Withdraw

2003 (V)

Himself: It's not fun, and it wasn't supposed to be. Scar! It's a scar! If you are disillusioned, you are my crowd, my people.

(on what it's like to play in Nashville) Eric Scealf: You do it for yourself. You do it to nurture your soul. You do it 'cause you have to do it.

Jeff Stockman: Eric is looking more like a dead Japanese man every day.

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Ambush at Cimarron Pass

1958

(first lines) Henry the Scout: Campfire in Beekers Rocks. Want me to scout it, Mr Blake? Sgt. Matt Blake: If it's an ambush they wouldn't light a fire. Henry the Scout: Mmm. Not an Apache ambush. Sgt. Matt Blake: Not if it's any ambush.

(last lines) (Sgt. Blake orders the cache of repeating rifles burned to keep them from being captured by Apaches) Pvt. Zach: We lugged those rifles for a hundred miles... a hundred miles for nothing! Keith Williams: No, not for nothing. Sometimes you gotta lose before you finally win.

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American Empire

1942

Paxton Bryce: At least we had some excitement when we owned the old Hattie T. Dan Taylor: Wasn't it your idea to swap her for this? Paxton Bryce: Yeah, but the whole set-up has changed! There was a war on - a man could make some real money. Or don't you remember? Dan Taylor: Oh, I remember all right. I remember getting a broadside from a Union gunboat amidships and taking splinters from my, um, hide for two weeks. Paxton Bryce: You got a hundred dollars for each splinter. Dan Taylor: That's right - in Confederate money!

Dan Taylor: The war's over Pax. We can't start another one, just because you're restless.

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American Family

2002

(driving through a typical suburban neighborhood) Cisco: This is like some strange planet on Star Trek.: Planet Gringo.

(Before going to Pablo's custody battle) Berta: The Virgin will never abandon us... Nina: Ma, I love the Virgin too, but she didn't go to law school. (Off-camera) Berta: You're going to go to confession tomorrow. Nina: Ma!

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America's Funniest Home Videos

1990

Bob Saget: You may think this is funny but it *snot*.

Bob Saget: (Repeated line) Keep those camera safely rolling.

Tom Bergeron: Close the curtain, lock the door, the squeamish should look away. It's time for the Naughty File.

(repeated line) Tom Bergeron: If you get it on tape, you could get it in cash.

Daisy Fuentes: If you hear a crash, it could be cash.

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Amityville 3-D

1983

Lisa: I hear you bought yourself a haunted house. John Baxter: I just bought the house, not the ghost.

Elliot West: A famous writer once said "Reality is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes."

Melanie: I don't want another one of your rational explanations, John. I know what I experienced, and I'm not crazy.

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Among the Living

1941

Mrs Pickens: I had one of them Frenchmen living here last year. Honest to goodness every time you'd turn 'round, that Frenchman was grabbin' your hand and kissing until he'd like to pull the skin off.

(Eyeing Raden's bankroll) Millie Pickens: Say, if I had a wad of folding dough like that I'd go right out and buy an outfit that would knock this neighborhood cockeyed!

(Not knowing Paul is the escaped serial killer, Millie gives him a gun and suggests they search the deserted Raden estate to earn the reward for his capture) Paul Raden: You're not afraid -- at all? Millie Pickens: For five thousand dollars, I'm not afraid of anything, not even death!

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Anachronox

2001 (VG)

Sly Boots: You know the difference between you and the you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minutes to live.

PAL 18: Wanna see my batteries?

Sly Boots: Fatima! Anything new on Sender-Net? Fatima Doohan: Nothing you're sober enough for.

Grumpos Matavastros: I came here looking for science and I found religion.

Rictus: I shall kill you... with *death*!

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Anand

1970

(Babu Moshai enters the room to see Anand lying still on his deathbed - too still. He rushes over to the bed and starts shaking him, weeping) Dr Bhaskar Banerjee: I will not let you leave me! I want to listen to you for at least 20 seconds! (shouts) Speak to me! Anand Saigal: Babu Moshai... (Babu Moshai looks up with a start at his friend - then he sees a tape recorder) Anand Saigal: (voice played on tape recorder) Babu Moshai, life and death are a game we play. Whatever happens here, you must leave me and face life as I would have.

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Ancient Evil 2: Guardian of the Underworld

2005 (V)

Mark: In any case, it'll be spooky-spooky

Wheezer: I just haven't found the right woman yet. You know it takes a special woman to please the Wheeze.

Oncilla: Like a fallen angel? Roland Henderson: ok, yeah, sure whatever.

Wheezer: Do you have that movie with the, flying demon baby that attacks the winnabago and eats that hot chic in the shower who's all naked? Paul: Nope, its out. Wheezer: It's out? Aw, man... that movie is always out! Paul: Wheeze, it's on almost every night on cable. Wheezer: Yeah but I wanted to watch it now.

Hobo: Why thank you for your concern, my dear, but have no fear. If your... monster tries to harm my person in any way or tries to steal bottle, my brave woodland animal friends of nature will com out of the trees to protect me

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And the Band Played On

1993 (TV)

Dr Don Francis: This may be the first epidemic in history of which no one officially died.

Dr Don Francis: How many people have to die before it'll be cost effective for you people to do something about it? A hundred? A thousand? Give us a number so we won't annoy you until the amount of money you start losing on LAWSUITS makes it PROFITABLE for you to save people than to kill them!

The Choreographer: The party's over.

Roger Gail Lyon: This is not a political issue. This is a health issue. This is not a gay issue. This is a human issue. And I do not intend to be defeated by it. I came here today in the hope that my epitaph would not read that I died of red tape.

Blood Bank executive: When the doctors start acting like businessmen, who do the people turn to for doctors?

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Andaz Apna Apna

1994

Prem: Happy birthday, Rabbit.

Crime Master Gogo: What is this Teja, Teja?

Prem: I can see my destiny shining in front of me. Bankeylal Bhopali: In front there is a police station and a graveyard. Tell me what's your destiny?

Amar Manohar: From where have you bought this jacket? Is it from America? Prem: No, no, no, I bought it from New York. Amar Manohar: OK, I thought you bought it from America.

Amar Manohar: Heads I win, tails you lose. Prem: No, no, no. The other way round. Amar Manohar: OK, if that makes you happy, tails I win, heads you lose.

Ram Gopal Bajaj: I am Teja because my name is also Teja.

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Angel on My Shoulder

1946

Barbara Foster: All I know is wherever you're going, I want to go too. Eddie Kagle: You don't belong where I'm going honey.

Brazen Girl: (in Hell) Feels like this in Florida sometimes.

Eddie Kagle: Wipe that smile off your mug!

Eddie Kagle: Take a powder. Albert, Parker's Servant: Take a powder sir? Oh, you mean scram.

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Angela's Ashes

1999

Young Frank: In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast.

Angela McCourt: I was thinking of calling him Alphonsius. Middle Frank: Alphonsius? That's a stupid name!

Angela McCourt: Don't let anyone ever slam the door on you again. Do you hear me? Older Frank: I do.

(the twins are crying) Young Malachy: Look at my bum! Young Frank: Stop showing your bum! Young Malachy: I was just trying to make them laugh!

Narrator: If I were in America I could say "I love you, dad", the way they do in the films. But in Limerick they'd laugh at you. In Limerick you are only allowed to say you love God, and babies, and horses that win. Anything else is softness in the head.

Young Frank: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a minute since my last confession.

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Angeli bianchi... angeli neri

1970

Narrator: "A ballad of the '60's said, 'I left my heart in San Francisco'. Now in the '70's it is possible to leave one's soul there as well."

Narrator: "A heavy regard for Christ always seems to instigate a healthy respect for Satan."

Narrator (Brazil segment) : "The night air carries the stench of flames, sex and an acrid unnatural sweat."

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Animal

2005/II (V)

Animal: I'll peep you later.

Animal: I ain't got no fucking love for you, and you know why I have no love for you... it's because I don't how to love.

Darius Allen: You used to be 'Animal' Animal: I used to be a slave.

Animal: Don't fucking disrespect me!

Reecy: (to Animal) Who'd you kill on your son's birthday?

Animal: I used to kill people who looked liked me.

Animal: (to Darius) you gonna tell me about dying?

Darius Allen: The truth is the steets.

Animal: Who the fuck is Malcom X?

Double T: You gotta get your shit crackin!

Berwell: Smarten up, James. Stupid is a choice too.

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Animorphs

1998

Marco: So now what? Save the world? (looks around) Can we eat first?

(Jake is inside a tiger's cage, ready to acquire its DNA) Cassie: When you acquire its DNA, it'll go into a trance. Marco: What about the moment before the trance when it rips his arm off? Jake Berenson: Yeah.

Cassie: (approaching zoo) This is where mom works with all the exotic animals. Marco: Exotic... Like weird chickens and stuff?

(Marco complains that he gets all the lame morphs) Marco: Why can't you be the duck for once? Jake Berenson: Because I can't afford the bill Marco: You'd better let me handle the jokes.

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Anita Liberty

1997

Chris, The Blind Date: I think we have a lot in common. Anita Liberty: Like, for instance, we both have skin.

(Message left on Mitchell's answering machine) Anita Liberty: Hi Mitchell. It's Anita. I wish we were back together too, if only for one night, so I could watch you as you fell asleep, then tie you gently down. And tattoo you. Right over where your heart should be, in India ink, I would tattoo: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." I'd rather be alone.

Anita Liberty: I wrote a poem about how much I hate him. Amy: Let's hear it. Anita Liberty: I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.

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Anna Lee

1994

(in a gym, Francis Leary asks Anna's opinion of his body) Francis Leary: What do you reckon? Anna Lee: Triceps are OK but the medulla oblongata needs work. Francis Leary: You what? Anna Lee: The brain.

(Anna is repairing her car) Postman: Do all that yourself, did you, love? Anna Lee: Yeah, I did. Postman: (patronisingly) I bet your old man shows you how, eh? Anna Lee: (facetiously) No, actually I learned it all in "Hello" magazine. (postman walks off) Anna Lee: (mutters) Postman Pratt!

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Anne Frank Remembered

1995 (TV)

narrator: She is perhaps Hitler's best known victim.

Otto Frank: I only got to know my daughter really through the diary.

narrator: The relationship between the 54 year old disciplinarian and the free spirited teen was inevitably stormy.

Miep Gies: The past go always with you your whole life.

Anne Frank: Where there is hope, there is life.

Anne Frank: I want to go on living even after death.

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Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story

2000 (TV)

Anne Shirley: I've made up my mind to go to my grave unwept, unhonored and unsung. Gilbert Blythe: But not unpublished.

Gilbert Blythe: You know, every day I would pick a different memory of you and play it over and over and over again in my mind, until every hair, every freckle, every part of you was exactly as I remembered.

Anne Shirley: But I keep thinking, if he was really dead, surely I would know that in my heart. I would feel a terrible... emptiness.

Gilbert Blythe: Marry me now. Let me go. Anne Shirley: Everything I ever loved gets taken away.

Diana Barry Wright: You do what the rest of us only dream of doing, Anne.

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Annie Oakley

1935

MacIvor: Oh, oh, that's not for ladies. Vera Delmar: (entering saloon) Oh, I'm no lady. First man: Pardon me, miss. This is a saloon. Vera Delmar: Oh, how cozy. Second man: Well, I've lived for sixty years and that's the first time I ever saw a woman goin' into a saloon. First man: Next thing you know they will be smoking cigarettes. Second man: Oh, talk sense, man, talk sense.

Rough Rider: Perfume. Dang it, you smell like Happy Minnie's back in Omaha.

Vera Delmar: Toby Walker, you're supposed to be a sharpshooter and you can't even see a woman gal under your own nose. Toby Walker: I can see anything I'm aiming at.

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Another Country

1984

Judd: All problems solved for life. No commies and no queers.

Fowler: I have half a mind to ask Barclay for permission to beat you! Tommy Judd: Well, you've half a mind. We can all agree on that.

Guy Bennett: Fame or infamy, what does it matter? I shan't be forgotten.

Fowler: Are you trying to be clever or something? Tommy Judd: I don't have to try, I am clever.

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Another Man's Poison

1952

Janet Frobisher: You have an unfair advantage. You know the way my brain works. Dr Henderson: The dark recesses of the female mind? Hm! I can hardly claim to have penetrated that far.

Janet Frobisher: You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.

Dr Henderson: Out of evil cometh good. That is, occasionally.

George Bates: I do not like the human race, I do not like its silly face But give me a puppy for a friend And I'll be faithful to the end.

Janet Frobisher: When I'm amused - I laugh.

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Antitrust

2001

Milo: This isn't a game! In the real world, when you kill people they die - for real! And in the real world you're fucked!

Reporter: Gary Winston once said that any teenager in a garage could put him out of business. Is that what you've done? Milo: (Looking around him) This is a garage.

Gary Winston: You're either a one or a zero. Alive or dead.

Milo: Doesn't Bill Gates have something like that? Gary: Bill Who?

Inspector: (looking for fingerprints on a keyboard) Dust the colon and the backslash key! Only geeks use those keys.

Gary Winston: Are we making CHEMICAL WEAPONS? KIDDIE PORN? Are we STRIP-MINING? NO! Why are they after me?

Larry Banks: We don't take anything seriously, unless it's on a hard drive.

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Antony and Cleopatra

1974 (TV)

Cleopatra: Give me my robe; put on my crown; I have immortal longings in me...

Enobarbus: Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.

Marc Antony: (Speaking of his recently deceased wife) There's a great spirit gone.

Enobarbus: The barge she sat in, like a burnis'd throne/Burned on the water: the poop was beaten gold./Purple the sais, and so perfumed/ That the winds were lovesick with them./ The oars were silver, which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made/ The water which they beat to follow faster/ As amorous of their strokes.

Marc Antony: I am dying, Egypt, dying.

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Any Which Way You Can

1980

Wyoming Trooper: Son, you are a walking violation of the laws of nature, but we don't enforce them laws.

(repeated line) Philo Beddoe: Right turn, Clyde.

Orville Boggs: He killed two men last year. Philo Beddoe: No. Only one. Orville Boggs: So what? The other guy's laying someplace with nothin' below the neck but memories.

Jack Wilson: We're even. Philo Beddoe (looking at his arm) : No. I owe ya. (Philo punches Wilson)

Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Why me Lord? You made other men out of clay. Mine, you made out of shit.

Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will chew on Philo Beddoe's ass for my last supper!

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Anything for Love

1993

Chris Calder: Science is all right. OK? But ya can't dance to it.

Chris Calder: I am jailbait!

Cop #1: (referring to the long chocolate pastries Chrissy has purchased) Are you sure you can handle both of those? Chris Calder: I've handled bigger!

Bad Girl: What are you looking at?

Julie Calder: Why can't I dream of Mel Gibson?

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Anywhere But Here

1999

Annie: That summer I turned seventeen... and started planning my escape.

Ann: You don't have a job in the Los Angeles school district. Adele: I have an interview, and a great outfit.

Ann: I hate the Beach Boys!... They're too happy and sunny!

Ann: This is like being kidnapped, you don't understand that do you? Adele: I wish someone had kidnapped me when I was your age Ann: So do I

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Aoi haru

2001

Ota: (after repeatedly asking Yukio to light his cigarette) FIRE. Yukio: (pulls out knife) You wanna die?

Leo: Just imagine there's a pool behind us, and it's not so scary. Kujo: Too cold for swimming.

Yoshimura: Where's Ota? Yukio: Killed him. Yoshimura: That's not cool.

Yukio: It's fuckin' slow Mizaguchi.

Aoki: Take me with you...

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Aqu no hay quien viva

2003

Juan Cuesta: Juan Cuesta, president of this our community.

Jos Miguel Cuesta Hurtado: Take it easy!

Mariano Delgado: You, ignorant!

Marisa Benito: This girl looks always so cute!

Beln Lpez Vzquez "La Golfa": Emilio, go to hell!

Concha: Crook!

Concha: Go away, Mr Cuesta!

Emilio Delgado "El Portero": Just a little please!

Marisa Benito: Radio Patio, reporting 24 hours a day!

Juan Cuesta: What a mess!

Paloma Hurtado: No ghosts here, Juan. No ghosts here!

Paloma Hurtado: Put a stitch on your lips!

Paloma Hurtado: Come on, man!

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Arbor Daze

2003 (V)

Stephen Parrot: Hey, I found a gun!

Gary McIntyre: Guys, we're here for a relaxing camping weekend, not to jump all over each other. Lisa Drillsen: I wouldn't be so sure about that!

Stephen Parrot: The porta-potties should be shown clearly on your map! Lucky for you guys, I got a map.

Stan Wackerman: Action 12. Where the trail of bloody entrails tells the story.

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Arcade

1993 (V)

Alex: I thought you were dead. Alex's mom: But, honey. I am dead. (she shoots herself)

Alex Manning: You're the doner? Arcade: The doner... was a little boy. His mommy hit him until he went to sleep forever. But Vertico-tronics stoles his pain and I was born! Now no one can play with me ANYMORE!

Kid at Arcade Parlour: Who gives a fuck about Arcade anyway? Arcade: Try saying that... to my face

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Are We There Yet?

2005

(from trailer) Kevin Kingston: (from trailer) (in the car) I have to go to the bathroom. Lindsey Kingston: I'm sure the carpet's absorbent.

Nick Persons: (on a horse next to a moving train) I'm gonna have to hop on! Kevin Kingston: I don't think that's a good idea! Nick Persons: Says who? Kevin Kingston: Says the guy who put all that junk on the road! Nick Persons: Oh snap!

Lindsey Kingston: (about 50 cent) When he shuts up he gets a dollar.

Ernst: Ernst to the rescue! Do-do-do-do-de-do!

Nick Persons: Come on, you're driving like a old lady. Ernst: No, no, you watch. Ernst knows how to drive.

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Are You Afraid of the Dark?

1992

Dr Vink: Vink's the name. Dr Vink. Kid: Dr Fink? Dr Vink: Vink. with a va-va-va.

Mr Sardo: That's Sardo! No, mister, accent on the DO.

Kids at campfire: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this story...

Weegee: Kids have seen things in there. They heard things too.

Christina: What's the matter Andy, afraid of the dark?

Emcee: Pick the right door and you'll go free... pick the wrong door and there he'll be.

Emcee: It's the most fun in the park when you're laughing in the dark.

Dr Vink: Then accept your destiny!

Evil Chameleon: Bit you once, bit you twice, a little water, and pay the price.

Dr Vink: And by the way... I am *not* a nutbag!

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Argo

2004

Tibi Balogh: And I am Tibi. Balogh Tibi.

Milkman: (on phone) Whatever you say. It's not me who's handling these kind of things. You know, there is a war criminal sitting at the top of Ardennes mountains, who is so incredible wealthy that he won his court case in Nuremberg. If you play around any more he'll send you some of his Albanian friends for the one thousand per cent of that money. For a little tip they will hang you up inside out on top of your mother's chimney. Tyson: You won't fuck with us. Neither you, nor anybody else. We know about the treasure, scumbag. We are professionals, you cocksucker. You have to give us fucking respect. Where is your guy you sent? Have you already buried him? Fuck off! (takes down the phone)

Milkman: Everyone's after petrol in this country.

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Arise, My Love

1940

(Father Jacinto, in Tom's cell, prepares him for death) Father Jacinto: This is my first execution. Tom Martin: Don't worry, Father, it's mine too.

Tom Martin: You know, it's a funny thing that you of all people should be sitting beside me. You're precisely my type. Augusta Nash: Mmm-hmm. How long were you in that prison?

Mr Phillips: Gusto Nash, you're fired, as of immediately! Augusta Nash: Oh, it's not true! Mr Phillips: I know it's not true. I just wanted to taste the words. Sheer rapture!

Mr Phillips: I'm not happy. I'm not happy at all!

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Arizona Dream

1993

Paul Leger: How would I die when I'm 35? How would I die? I'll tell you how I'd die. I'd take off all my clothes and I'd get into a bathtub filled with ice-cold vodka. I'd have a TV in the room with me and I'd be watching "North by Northwest." And just when the scene comes with the airplane I'd pull the TV in the bathtub and I'd shock myself! I hate that film.

Axel Blackmar: But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

Axel Blackmar: Most people think I count fish, but I don't. I look at them. I look at their souls and read their dreams and then I let them into my dreams.

Axel Blackmar: I never thought it could happen, but love hit me like an elephant and I was thrown into a jungle of dreams.

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Arthur! And the Square Knights of the Round Table

1966

Black Knight: It's me! It's me! Despicable me! There's no other villain it could possibly be! I'm low and misbegotten. Morgana la Fey: You're absolutely rotten. Black Knight: Medieval evil. Morgana la Fey: You think just like a weevil. Black Knight: Medieval evil meeee!

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As If

2002

Nikki: Don't confuse love and lust. Lust is a lot easier.

Sasha: It'll serve him right if his blind date is about sixty. Alex: Ugh. Like having sex with your mom. Nikki: Oh, my God, what if it is his mom?

Nikki: Please, stay a little longer. I don't want to hang here with Sooz, people might think I'm a lesbian. Sasha: Oh, like you've never pretended to be a lesbian to get a guy. Nikki: Ha, true. All right, go home to Rob. I'll be just fine.

Nikki: it's like I'm addicted, with any guy I go into instant flirt mode. Sooz: What kind of thing do you do? Nikki: Okay, for a start, I always laugh really hard whenever they say anything even remotely funny. Then I do a little hair flip. And I always act like whatever they say is the most interesting thing I've heard in my entire life. And always agree, so they don't feel threatened.

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Assassins

1995

Miguel Bain: Killing a woman, it's not the same as killing a man. You have to pull the trigger a different way.

Miguel Bain: I beat you to the buyers, and now I've beat you to the mark. I'm sorry, but I think I picked the wrong guy to be my hero.

(remarking at 2 police cruisers speeding by) Miguel Bain: Hoo hoo, those guys look pissed! Robert Rath: They get like when you kill four of them.

Miguel Bain: Honey? I'm going to tear your heart out.

Miguel Bain: Step outside and I will set you free.

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Assault of the Killer Bimbos

1988

Peaches: Go-go is an art form. It's interpretive dance with a rock 'n' roll background.

Restaurant patron: Oh no! A bimbo with a gun! Peaches: Eat lead, Bozos!

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Assignment: Venezuela and Other Shorts

2000 (V)

Mike Nelson: I had gotten mixed up with some bad-ass drug cartels and I found I was sitting on a kilo of coke. Tom Servo: They asked me to give up the pinky from my left hand.

('Spring Fever'; the man bends over to place his ball on a tee) Crow: Rip. Tear. Expose. Horrify friends.

Mike Nelson: I want Venezuela on my desk by Friday morning!

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Asylum

1972

(explaining why he's in a wheelchair) Dr Rutherford: Never turn your back on a patient.

Dr Martin: Working with the mentally disturbed can cause a breakdown.

Dr Rutherford: If you can recognise who is - or was - Dr Starr, then I'll consider you qualified for the position.

(Smith orders an expensive suit, but tells the tailor he can only work on the garment after midnight) Smith: I happen to believe in astrology... there must be no mistake.

(Barbara's imaginary friend Lucy has just stabbed Barbara's brother and nurse to death) Lucy: I say... this is a lark, isn't it? There, Barbara, now you're free. Free of all of them.

(Byron shows Dr Martin the dolls he's been making) Byron: These are not ordinary figures. Dr Martin: You talk about them as if they're alive. Byron: That's the final step.

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At Play in the Fields of the Lord

1991

Martin Quarrier: The next time you strike and Indian for any reason whatsoever, it is you who is going to be sent away. They are different from us, they don't understand! And besides that, it could be very dangerous for us all. Hazel Quarrier: Do you want Billy seeing their filthy tricks? Martin Quarrier: It will not seem filthy to him unless we make it so. Honey, it is very natural. Hazel Quarrier: Natural?! And if one of those nasty little savages puts a hand on him? Martin Quarrier: Then he might enjoy it.

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Atlantis: The Lost Tale

1997 (VG)

Consurt Creon: Seth isn't it? Seth: Yes your highness. Consrut Creon: Thanks to faithful Meljanz here I learned of your little escaped, I think you'll agree that in times of crisis we need discipline. Seth: Wel... Consurt Creon: Come come, we can't have young hotheads disobeying every order they given, I've decided to look over this incident since your intentions were... honorable. Please don't let it happen again.

Mystery women: You owe your life to me yes you do but I won't take it from you, you can pay your debt another way.

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Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds

1995

Betty: You looked in the mirror lately? How old are you - THIRTY? Are your breasts getting smaller?

Angel Grace: Help me, I'm huge!

Angel Grace: I'm a big girl... I can take care of myself.

(Bob orders his girlfriend to carry his suitcases) Bob Gordon: I'm an equal-rights kinda guy.

(to J.J) Bob Gordon: You're gonna be bigger than Elvis!

Angel Grace: I may be 60 feet, but I'm still all woman.

Inga: Have you seen the size of her breasts? Betty: Ugh, how can you miss 'em?

Betty: Quit being taller than me!

Wilson: She just grew, and grew, and grew.

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Aussergewhnliche Affre, Eine

2002 (TV)

(Jochen and Tom meet for the first time and shake hands) Jochen: You don't really look like a teacher. Tom: Well, you too. (pause) That was supposed to be a compliment. Jochen: I mean, you're so young. Tom: I can't do anything about it.

Tom: You know that I'm gay, don't you? Jochen: Yes, in a way.

Jochen: You're drunk and young and stupid. Tom: I am not drunk. Not a little. Just desperate.

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Author! Author!

1982

Ivan: Why do you take aspirin with champagne? Alice: Oh, champagne gives me a headache.

Travalian: No ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologize to me about anything. We're like a little club.

Ivan: I have done many terrible things in my life but I have never put another man's wife in my bed. unknown: Wasn't she married to that Spanish painter when you slept with her? Ivan: Don't prove me wrong, Larry, I hate it when I'm proven wrong.

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Avenging Angelo

2002

Frankie Delano: I believe there's a possible exception to every rule in a book.

Frankie Delano: You ever read this book? Bruno: Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance. Why would a man like me, who happens to like himself, be caught dead reading a bit of boy toy fluff like that? Frankie Delano: Because it's a killer.

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Awfully Big Adventure, An

1995

P.L. O'Hara: There were times when I was close to death, and each time I thought "I have a son, and it will not be the end of me." But it is. I may not face it as well as I faced death...

Stella: I know other words. Just that no one cares to hear them.

P.L. O'Hara: Some disky spirit compels me now to make my dying speech.

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Azumi 2: Death or Love

2005

Azumi: Why the hell is it always like this?

Kozue: Hey! Want a fight?

Nankou-bou Tenkai: You won't come out alive, you know. Azumi: The old man ordered the ten of us to kill each other. He told us to be true assassins with a heart of steel. We've obeyed his order and even killed our own comrades. We don't expect to stay alive.

Kozue: He told me not to kill you. Not that I made any promises.

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Baa Baa Black Sheep

1976

Major Greg 'Pappy' Boyington: Around here, we brush our teeth with Scotch.

Major Greg 'Pappy' Boyington: The only way we're gonna win this war is if Tokyo is more fouled up than Washington.

Col Thomas Laird: (as his base is being bombed) We're a rear area!

(repeated line) Mechanic Sgt. Andy Micklin: College boys!

Capt James Gutterman: (talking back to a Navy officer) I'm already carrier qualified Mommy!

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Baby Boom

1987

Doctor Jeff Cooper: You know... you kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind. J.C. Wiatt: Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.

J.C. Wiatt: Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.

Helga Von Haupt: I think you should know from the start that I am a full-charged nanny. I don't argue and I do not like to be argued with.

Fritz Curtis: (to an executive) This is Elizabeth. J.C. is taking care of her for a while. J.C. Wiatt: Well, Fritz, I'm actually keeping her a little longer than that. Fritz Curtis: Oh? How long? J.C. Wiatt: (distracted) Oh, forever!

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Bachelor Mother

1939

David Merlin: Of course he talks! Why, he can recite the first line of Gunga Din!

J.B. Merlin: I don't care who the father is, I'm the grandfather!

Freddie: (referring to the baby) Where did it come from? Polly: I got it for Christmas! (beat) Freddie: This Christmas or last Christmas?

David Merlin: So how do you like her? Louise King: Pretty good for a fill-in. I'd just as soon go stag. Polly: You could, too, with those shoulders.

Polly: Is there something I can do? J.B. Merlin: (holding the baby) You've done it.

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Back Alley Oproar

1948

Elmer Fudd: (has Sylvester at gunpoint) Now I've got you, and I'm gonna wub you out compwetwy. Sylvester: Now just a minute, my fine feathered friend. Ain't you got no aesthetic sense? No ear for musical appreciation? Elmer Fudd: No, and I'm gonna bwow you to smitheweens. Sylvester: (singing) Go to sleep, go to sleep... Elmer Fudd: (getting sleepy) Stop it. Sylvester: ... shut your big, blood-shot eyes... Elmer Fudd: Now you stop that. (falls asleep)

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Back in the Day

2005/I (V)

J-Bone: I didn't kill anybody that didn't deserve it.

J-Bone: You're in the pimp game now!

J-Bone: What makes you think you can kill anybody?

J-Bone: I'd rather be feared than loved.

J-Bone: Father, because I'm not going to heaven, tell that nigger Jesus I said, "What's Up?"

J-Bone: It's kill or be killed.

J-Bone: If you cross me, you gonna get gat.

Reggie: (to his mom) You can't even put food on the table!

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Backwoods Bunny

1959

Elvis Buzzard: I did it, Pappy! I done plugged the rabbit critter! Pappy Buzzard: Elvis, y'all didn't plug no rabbit critter. Y'all plugged your pappy. Now what'd ya do that *for*? Elvis Buzzard: *Four*? (Shoots again, hitting Pappy) Pappy Buzzard: Now, Elvis ya gone too far! (Get's shot again) Pappy Buzzard: I said *FAR*, not *FOUR*! (Get's shot again) Pappy Buzzard: Okay, Elvis, just wait 'til I get my two by *four*! (Get's shot again)

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Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned Live from London's West End

2001 (V)

Frank Skinner: (in response to question "Which three people would you choose to be stranded on a desert island with?") If I could have any three people, I'd have Isambard Kingdom Brunel. David Baddiel: Jordan... and err... Bloke in audience: (really loud) What about Jeff Astle? David Baddiel: And I'd have that bloke there. Frank Skinner: He'd be very good at calling out to passing ships. Not many people would come and pick us up mind. (shouts) "We're on this desert island!" People in the rescue boat would go, "Yep, and you're fucking staying there mate... Wait a minute, is that Jordan?" (mimes doing a handbrake turn in a speedboat)

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Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned

2000

David Baddiel: Was Pete Doherty shit at Live 8? I mean, he was all right for a crack addict. Frank Skinner: He did it with Elton John, didn't he? Isn't he a bit of a crack addict?

Audience member: (talking about the differences between fake breasts and real ones) Real breasts sag, though. Secretary: Mine don't do that. Frank Skinner: Oh, but they will, dear.

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Bait

2000

Julio: (Slamming Alvin against Ramundo's car) Your brother fucked us! Ramundo: What the fuck are you doing? This is my fucking car man! This is my baby. Julio: Sorry. (Slamming Alvin against the wall) Your brother fucked us! Ramundo: So, Stevie's fucking my girl right? Alvin: Well I think that's a point you're going to have to take with Stevie. Julio: Well maybe Stevie isn't around to make a... point with anyone. Ramundo: What the fuck are you saying? Julio: I'm saying that Stevie didn't show. Ramundo: Well just say it! Stop being so fucking complex! Julio: I'm not complex, you're complex! Alvin: Listen guys, do I have to be around for this? Julio, Ramundo: Shut up!

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Ball of Fire

1941

Sugarpuss O'Shea: Do you know what this means - "I'll get you on the Ameche"? Professor Bertram Potts: No. Sugarpuss O'Shea: 'Course you don't. An Ameche is the telephone, on account of he invented it. Professor Bertram Potts: Oh, no, he didn't. Sugarpuss O'Shea: Like, you know, in the movies. Professor Bertram Potts: Well, I see what you mean. Very interesting. Make no mistake, I shall regret the absence of your keen mind; unfortunately, it is inseparable from an extremely disturbing body.

Prof. Oddly: This is what you would call an "up-stick".

Sugarpuss O'Shea: I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk!

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Ballad of Reading Gaol

1988

Narrator: '"The Love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep, spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect... It is in this century misunderstood... and on account of it I am placed where I am now.'

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Bandits: Phoenix Rising

2002 (VG)

Rewdalf: Oh mother and father and the children of all crap. we lost the gold truck. Great driving Fennec Rewdalf: You single handedly managed to lose what we've been longing for and working so hard for to steal for so very long! Great driving laddie, great driving. Fennec: Quiet! Rewdalf: Ew, a bit touchy are we? Well find that bloody truck, Mister I-Know-Bloody-Best

Rewdalf: You think you can scare me with weird illumination? I'll illuminate yer whole car laddie!

Rewdalf: I never liked you! I never liked the Blip-Blob. Ha, ha!

Rewdalf: (after Fennec has driven the car of a cliff to enter a base) Aw, crap! That was a rough ride. Hurt yer head on the way down? Makes me think of the time when we raided that chicken truck. You know when the driver turned out to have a... Fennec: Quiet, you're giving us away!

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