Film Dialogue 8

Characters

2001

"Crazy Eddie": Ben Affleck wants to be me.

Julian Salinger: This is a job Len, not a career. And I did my job.

Spencer Hendricks: Life can be so cruel.

Audrey: The force is strong with this one.

Lauren Newman: Oooooh, is this for Mee-maw?

Parker: I like doing Stevie the Squirrel, more than anything!

Charlie Chan at the Circus

1936

Charlie Chan: Mind like parachute - only function when open.

Charlie Chan at the Race Track

1936

Charlie Chan: Record indicate most murder result from violence, and murder without bloodstain like Amos without Andy - most unusual.

Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum

1940

Charlie Chan: Only very foolish mouse makes nest in cat's ear.

Charlie Chan in City in Darkness

1939

(last lines) Charlie Chan: A wise man once said, "Beware of spider who invites fly into his place for tea."

Charlie Chan in Egypt

1935

Charlie Chan: Hasty conclusion like hole in water, easy to make.

Charlie Chan in London

1934

Charlie Chan: If you want wild bird to sing do not put him in cage.

Charlie Chan in Panama

1940

Charlie Chan: Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.

Charlie Chan in Shanghai

1935

Charlie Chan: Holiday mood like fickle girl - privileged to change mind.

Charlie Chan's Chance

1932

Charlie Chan: Some heads like hard nuts - much better if well cracked.

Charlie Chan's Murder Cruise

1940

Charlie Chan: Truth, like oil, will in time rise to surface.

Charlie Chan's Secret

1936

Charlie Chan: If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.

Charlie Chan: Hasty deduction like ancient egg. Look good from outside.

Charlie Chan: Necessity mother of invention, but sometimes step-mother of deception.

Charlie Hoover

1991

(Charlie's boss is telling a boring story at a dinner party. Hugh walks across the table beating a drum, a la the Energizer Bunny.) Hugh: He keeps TALKING and TALKING and TALKING!

Charlie Is My Darling

1966

Brian Jones: Let's face it; the future as a Rolling Stone is very uncertain.

Interviewer: What's your ambition now? Bill Wyman: To be a musician. (laughs) I'm not a musician, I just play in a band, you know.

Charlie

2004

Charlie Richardson: Fuck you and your Krays!

Charly

1968

Charly Gordon: Why is that people who would never dream of making fun of a blind man or a cripple will make fun of a retard?

Charly Gordon: Marry me, pretty girl, marry me. Alice Kinnian: We'll marry... at a quarter past Wednesday, on the 74th of November. And our anniversary will happily be on the days we both remember.

Charm School Brats

2003 (V)

Miss Frog: And remember, a male graduate of a college is an alumnus. If someone tries to tell you he's an alumni of that college, he is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.

Charming Billy

1999

Ray Starkman: Shoulda figured you for a breast man; never did think we'd get you offa your mothers. Billy Starkman: Maybe that's the problem, there's too many opportunities. Opportunities for advancement, opportunities for growth... opportunities for opportunities missed.

Chasing Ghosts

2005

Kevin Harrison: I'm starting to get the feeling that we are chasing ghosts around here.

Carlos Santiago: This guy kills who he wants, when he wants and where he wants.

Chastity

1969

Man in car: Hey, you wanna do a thing honey? Chastity: You gotta have a thing to do a thing, creep.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

2005

(from trailer) Tom Baker: That's not gonna fit in your tent, Lorraine. Lorraine Baker: Oh, I'm gonna make it fit, Dad!

Cheaper to Keep Her

1980

Tony: Why did she say the lobster was muy delicioso? Bill: Tony, that's what she calls it. (hitching thumb toward privates) The lobster!

Bill: (whispering) Got any condoms? Stock Boy: Rubbers? Lucky you! Aisle three, between the Kotex and flea spray.

Cheat!

2002

Cory Rouse: When life's got you down, throw it into God Mode and keep kicking butt.

(playing "Contra Shattered Soldier" on the PS2) Cory Rouse: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B A... hey there's no B & A buttons here... MOM!

Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers

1984

Corsican Brother#1: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual! Corsican Brother#2: Trisexual? Corsican Brother#1: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!

Cheese Chasers

1951

Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.

Chelovek-Amfibiya

1962

Gutiere Baltazar: (laughing) This must be love at first sight! Ichtyandr Salvator: (simply) Is there any other kind of love?

Cheng shi lie ren

1993

Ryô Saeba: How do I get to the casino from here? Hideyuki Makimura: Take the elevator. Ryô Saeba: No, I mean by stealth. Hideyuki Makimura: Take the elevator and don't tell anyone.

Cherry

2002 (V)

Priest: What the hell?

Townsperson #2: What this town needs is good old-fashioned fornication.

Cheshmane John Malkovich 1: Viggo Mortensen

2004

Ningal Bardin: Any disappointment Baretto suffers will please me.

Armuk Yurgun: It's logical that you hate him, very, very logical.

Cheun gwong tsa sit

1997

Lai Yiu-fai: Turns out that lonely people are all the same.

Chewin' the Fat

1999

Big Man's Maw: (to a woman) You agitating ma boy. I'll stick this Barbie that far up your arse that Ken will need tae dangle fae your tonsils just tae get a goodnight winch.

Cheyenne

1996

Capt Starrett: Don't think of it as the end of your life. Think of it as the beginning of your death.

Cheyenne

1955

Cheyenne Bodie: Just because I talk slow don't mean I'm peculiar.

Chhal

2002

Padmini: Chup chap sunti hai yeh... It is quietly listening...

Chi sei?

1974

Dimitri: Let me live! I can't stand the pain! The pain! Jessica Barrett: Pain? What do you know of pain? What do you know of the pain of the sewat endless hatred. You are nothing more than a filthy fucking pig in the portal of the damned, but you will Dimitri because you will die in my amusement!

Chi trova un amico, trova un tesoro

1981

Charlie O'Brien: There ain't no one here filled with more pure loathin', and hatred... than me.

Chicago Cab

1998

Cab Driver: Why does everything have to be so fucked up?!

Chicken Every Sunday

1949

Emily Hefferan: There are other homes in town that take in guests. Rita Kirby: Yeah, I tried 'em all. Those dumps are full too. I mean... nice place you got here.

Chico and the Man

1974

Chico: Loo-king good!

Chico: (when Chico meets his long-lost father) Dad, why didn't you come to my fourth birthday? Or my fourteenth? Or my twenty-fourth?

Chikyu Boeigun

1957

Dr Tanjiro Adachi: Strange things are happening behind the moon!

Dr Tanjiro Adachi: Some escaped. The nations of the world must now stay united in the struggle against unknown forces instead of fighting each other.

Ryoichi Shiraishi: The tragedy of the Mysterians is a good example for us! Don't use science in the wrong way!

Child of Glass

1978 (TV)

Blossom: You mean we ain't gonna be haunted no more? Inez: Only by memories, perhaps.

Alexander Armsworth: Sleeping lies the murdered lass, vainly cries the child of glass, when the two shall be as one, the spirits journey will be done.

Children of a Laughing God

1999

Greg: Wow, the kids treat you as if you're some sort of God. Chambers: I know. Isn't it great?

Children of Divorce

1927

Kitty Flanders: You'd make a marvelous second husband but you are too much of a luxury for a poor girl's first husband.

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror

1998 (V)

Ezeekial: You're on private property. Greg: Why don't you run along and give us a little privacy then? (Ezeekial stares at Greg) Greg: That's a joke kid! Tyrus: Shut up Greg!

Children of the Struggle

1999

John Glass: Friendship and love. Hatred. Courage. Fear. Honesty and truth. Forgiveness. You make a million choices in life. Each one causes a ripple.

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

1972

Val: Get out of the grave, Alan. Get out of the grave and let an artist show you how to call a curse down on Satan!

Jeff: I peed in my pants!

Alan: Humans are machines for generating manure.

Childstar

2004

(Natalie and Taylor have snuck onto the White House set to have sex) Taylor Brandon Burns: So where do you want to do it? The Oval Office, The Greenroom, the Lincoln Bedroom ? Natalie: It's your fantasy; I'm Canadian.

Chillicothe

1999

Wade Hinkle: Whatever that thing is that creates a date, or a relationship, or love... whatever that is didn't follow me out of school. It's like they sucked it out of me in exchange for my diploma.

Travis: Three words: Happy... endings... suck.

Chimera House

1999

Lucky: What do you want to do with your life? Steve: Well, I've always been fascinated by Windex.

Steve: I got inspired listening to everyone in AA. I think I know how to get some acid into the house.

China Girl

1987

Enrico Perito: "You wanna be a wiseguy Alby?"

Alby: "The fuckin' Chinese blew up half the block tonight" Tony: "Don't fuck with the Chinese Alby, they'll fucking kill you" Alby: "Mind your business"

China

1943

Mr Jones: I knew a girl like you once. She had an act in a circus. Used to crack a whip and make lions jump through paper hoops. Carolyn Grant: And you prefer the lipstick sort, huh? Mr Jones: Yes, mostly because I don't like jumping through paper hoops.

Chinese Box

1997

John: Money, money, money. That's all you hear.

John: Just a week ago all I wanted was to tell Vivian how much I loved her. But now I see that's the one thing I mustn't do. I can't offload my illness onto her, or Jim, or Mary and the kids. I don't want the look in their eyes to remind me I'm dying. I wonder if I can hold out longer than the British. Not that I could be described as an empire.

Chinese Dream

2004

Nurse: Every journey begins with a first step.

Chingoo

2001

Sang-taek: Joon-suk was the best fighter I ever saw. He once beat up a whole soccer team.

Choose Me

1984

Mickey: (holding Zack at gunpoint) This guy's a menace. Zack: I'd rather hear the gun go off than listen to this shit.

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke

2001

Doctor: It's confirmed,she is pregnant Raj Malhotra: We did it! Thank you, Priya (hugs his wife)

Asha Malhotra: Consider us as your family too, Madhoo

Religious guy: Mother's name? Asha Malhotra: Priya Malhotra

Chow Hound

1951

(repeated line) Bulldog: What? No gravy?

Cat: *This* time, we didn't forget the gravy.

Chris Rock: Bring the Pain

1996 (TV)

Chris Rock: Having your salad tossed means have your asshole eaten with jelly or syrup ... I prefer syrup.

Christopher Strong

1933

Lady Cynthia Darrington: I wouldn't have loved you if you'd been a usual man. And you wouldn't have loved me if I'd been a woman who didn't take this kind of thing seriously.

Chrono Cross

1999 (VG)

(repeated line) Schala "Kid" Zeal: I'll kick your arses so hard, you'll kiss the moons!

Chucho, quién sabe, El?

1967

(last lines) El Chuncho: (to a beggar he gave money to earlier) Don't buy bread with that money, hombre! Buy dynamite! Dynamite!

Chuck

2000

Chuck: I think we're having a bit of a communication breakdown here.

Chuet sai hiu bra

2001

Johnny: If you only knew who this girl was. Wayne: Who says I don't know. Just be lucky it is not the girl living with you. Johnny: So good. Wayne: Yes I know. Johnny: So good.

Wayne: (on job interview) Bra? It's the ribbon tied to a gift.

A Chump at Oxford

1940

Stan: This joint is really screwy! There's a gent over there who just said he wants his salad served undressed! Ollie: Well, you heard what he said - serve the salad undressed!

Chunhyang

2000

Mongyong Lee: "Like the sun and the moon, my love will never change."

CIA Code Name: Alexa

1993

(after watching a martial arts fight where one contestant kills the other) Victor Mahler: In my country we thrive on the competitive spirit.

Chief Robin: That broad is our link to Mahler - I don't care if you have to drug her, beat her or sleep with her - just do it.

CIA: Guerres secrètes

2003 (TV)

A former CIA man: During the Cold War CIA got 13 trillion dollars. I... I don't even know how many zeroes that is.

Ciénaga, La

2001

Mecha: ¡Qué porquería me resultaste, Gregorio! Mecha: ¡Chinita carnavalera!

Cinderdrift

2003

Detective Claret: You said back at the office that this Deliverer's faithful got to you before you finished sanitizin' the poor bastard. So what happened to his soul? Cassandra: It stayed black, contaminated. Detective Claret: What I meant was, where does it go? Cassandra: Wherever it wants Detective Claret.

Cinderella Liberty

1973

John Baggs Jr.: Would you call yourself a "Champagne cocktail-sippin', cock-teasin', downtown barroom whore"? Maggie Paul: (bursting into tears) Second generation!

Cinderella

2000/II (TV)

(Dandini has just slapped himself on the thigh) Prince Charming: Doesn't that hurt? Dandini: Yes, it does a bit!

Cinderella

1957 (TV)

Cinderella: (singing) It's possible!

Cinderella: (singing) Are you the sweet invention of a lover's dream or are you really as beautiful as you seem?

Fairy Godmother: All the dreamers in all the world are dizzy in the noodle!

Cine Smart

2005

Host, Host: Appointment in the dark rooms...

CinéMagique

2002

George: How did... vous... find... moi?

Circus of Horrors

1960

(regarding the circus' new recruit) Angela: She's a thief! A murderess! Dr Rossiter, alias Dr Bernard Schueler: And a prostitute. Please, don't deny her her most important accomplishment.

Circus

2000

Leo: Troy! Troy: Leo... I am gonna HAVE to cut your dick off. Okay?

Troy: Nuh, nuh, nuh. Another one bites the dust! Duh-nuh nuh, nuh, nuh. Another one bites the dust! And another one down, another one down- another one bites the dust! Ooh. I'm gunna git you boy, another one bites the dust, DUH-nuh.

City Beneath the Sea

1953

Brad Carlton: You'd better wake up, get your mind off money. Think of something constructive, like dames.

City by the Sea

2002

Vincent LaMarca: It's Him. Joey. He's my son. Dave Simon: Jesus Christ! I'm sorry.

Coroner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started!

Spyder: (to Gina at the drive-thru speaker) I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.

City Heat

1984

Lt Speer: How about a fast game of sleeper? Poolroom thug: What's that? Lt Speer: That's where you take your best shot, and (cracks him over the head with a pool cue) I put you to sleep.

City Lights

1931

The Tramp: Be careful how you're driving. Eccentric Millionaire: Am I driving?

The Tramp: Can you see now? A Blind Girl: Yes, I can see now.

The Tramp: Tomorrow the birds will sing.

City of Ghosts

2002

Marvin: Once a general, always a general.

City of Hope

1991

Zip: Figures. We finally get a chick in the band, and she's a lesbian. Bobby: How do you know? Zip: I asked her if she wanted go out with me, she said No. Bobby: Zip, this town's full of chicks who won't go out with you. Zip: Yeah. Lesbians, all of 'em.

City of Industry

1997

Girl: The way I hear it, Skip doesn't have any friends, just guys he fucks over. So what did he do to you? Why don't you go to the police? Roy Egan: I'm my own police.

City That Never Sleeps

1953

Sally 'Angel Face' Connors: When I first came to this town I was gonna be - oh, there were a lot of things I was gonna do. Become famous. But Chicago's the big melting pot, and I got melted, but good.

Civil Wars

1991

Judge: People come to court looking for justice, but sometimes all they get is money.

Civilization II

1997 (VG)

Military Advisor: Give me more soldiers, noble leader, so that they may sheathe their swords in the beating hearts of our enemies!

CKY 3

2001 (V)

Johnny Knoxville: That is one fine piece of footwear.

Brandon Dicamillo: You'll see lots of shit and pussy wussies.

Clambake

1967

James J. Jamison III: I hope you know how to take care of yourself. I call karate! Scott Heyward: Oh, shut up. (Scott belts James and knocks him down and out)

Clara's Heart

1988

Catherine the decorator: Um David, what do you think of your dad's apartment? David Hart: Well, it's pretty goddamn ostentatious if you ask me, but of course that's just a kid's opinion. I mean, I don't even speak Italian. Are you sexually involved with my father?

Class Action

1991

Jedediah Tucker Ward: By the way, you so much as look at my daughter, they won't be able to identify you with dental records.

Class of '44

1973

Fraternity President: You can't use your hands to pick up the olive. Or your toes, or your ears, or your nose, or your mouth. Oscy: What's left? Fraternity President: Your ass. Oscy: You're kidding!

Class Warfare

2001 (TV)

Kristin: You're rich. You're one of us now. Richard: I'll never be one of you, rich or not. Kristin: Oh, are we THAT evil?

Claw

1997 (VG)

Captain Nathaniel J. Claw: (when you don't play him for a while) I don't have all day!

Captain Nathaniel J. Claw: It's payback time, LaRauxe.

Claws for Alarm

1954

Porky Pig: What are you? a schizophree... schizophree... a manic-depresive or something?

Porky Pig: Tell me, Sylvester. I-is there any i-insanity in your family?

Claws

1977

Henry: Do you want whiskey? Jason Monroe: No thank you, my little boy was just attacked by a damn grizzly bear. Henry: Is he alright? Jason Monroe: I'm not sure. Henry: Oh, I think I will go drink whiskey now.

Clayton's Friends

1996

Nelson: I just got here from the train station and boy are my arms tired!

Cléo de 5 à 7

1961

Antoine: Nakedness is simplicity itself, like the sun, the water...

Cleopatra

1934

Cleopatra: Together we could conquer the world. Julius Caesar: Nice of you to include me.

Click: The Body Beautiful

2000

Ted Fields: Pamela, this is not the time! We're in the middle of a felony!

Clifford's Puppy Days

2003

(repeated line) Puppy Clifford: I've got a big idea!